The Not-So-Sweeter Side of Magic (A Post-Harry Potter Fanfic)

It wasn’t often that the students at Hogwarts actually got time off from their studies — like, real time off.

The weekdays were typically packed with classes from 8-5 p.m. or later, and the weekends were primarily for students to congregate in the library and dormitory halls to finish the homework that had piled up the week before.

Today was different, though. On this particular Friday, all classes had been canceled in celebration of Headmaster Snape’s retirement. It would be sad to see him go – especially after serving the school for nearly three decades after the former headmaster, Dumbledore, had passed away – but Snape deserved to live out the final parts of his life in whatever way he saw fit.

Not to mention, any time off from class was a welcomed gift, even to someone as educationally driven as Taylor Rosin. Sure, she would probably hit the library with Evan later, but for now, she was free, and she intended to enjoy it.

A rare day such as this permitted some spontaneous behavior. Taylor had taken her broom from the keep and rode it to the furthest edge of the school grounds — an alcove in the forest with a stream running beside it that was away from the usual hustle and bustle that consumed Hogwarts.

A cougar took advantage of 18 year old me, and I loved it. [MF]

I was 18. Just graduated from the school of infantry. It was spring break 2009 about a month before my 19th birthday. Me and some guys from my unit were down in San Diego, pacific beach to be exact. About 10 of us who were all pretty tight, got a hotel right on the beach and were hanging out doing hoodrat shit. We’re on the beach getting some sun when we spot a group of women about 30 yards away. All look about upper 20s to low 30s. We get to talking, as 18-22 year olds do.

One of them caught me looking. I could tell she was older. Just had a mature look to her. Professional would be the word. She was about 5’6”, had that short bossy haircut, long on one side and short on the other. A flat stomach. Fantastic perky C cup peaking over her top, a nice tight ass eating her bikini, and very sexy legs. She took care of herself and it was very obvious. I see her get up and start walking in our direction with one of her girl friends. My first thought, “I’d fuck that woman.”

For a friend, part 3 [C & H] [MF]

Meetings. Any well-adjusted individual who works in a corporate environment long enough develops an instinctive dread at the word. Pre-meetings, post-meetings, follow-up-meetings, meetings to determine if we need meetings about meetings. It takes a special kind of sadist to wake up every day and decide that their employees’ calendars looks just a little too empty, their time just a little too free.

In my years working for The Man — or The Woman, in the case of Hayley — I’ve expended far more effort and energy trying to get out of meetings than I have actually attending them. I’m rarely successful.

My latest campaign ended in the failure I have come to expect. Hayley listened patiently as I listed reason after reason why I would be better off lobotomizing myself with a pencil than I would be joining her on the inaugural call of our new internal standards committee (ISC for short, since nothing is really official without a proper initialism). It was a compelling argument, rife with expert pantomime of pencil-into-brain mechanics. When I finished she nodded and said, “You think I want to join? If I have to go, so do you.”

[FM] I film a couple having sex (part 1)

A couple of months ago I got a message here on reddit from a girl, just saying she liked my stories.

It was a sweet message, and I liked the way she wrote, so I wrote back and said thank you. Over the next few days we exchanged lots of messages, chatting about our lives, getting to know each other a little bit.

She is late 20s like me, engaged to her boyfriend, a nurse in a local hospital. We moved from reddit messages to whatsapp, exchanging chats and photos. I liked her a lot, and we got along really well.

The chats turned a little naughty as we talked about our sex lives, and fantasies. One evening I chatted to her and her boyfriend on skype, we all had quite a lot of wine and things got sexy… clothes came off on both sides of the conversation, and I played and directed them while they made out and had sex. Very naughty, very sexy!

The next day she sent me a capture of their side of the skype, but the quality wasn’t great. She said it was a shame, because they’d love to have a proper, good quality video of themselves making love.

Vacation

Marshall had just gotten home from his final business trip of the month, his boss was ecstatic with the job he had done and gave him the calender month for vacation time. The house was clean and everything was well organized, he had called Sarah on his way home from the airport, the live in maid he hired a couple weeks back when he started traveling more. His daughter, Amber, had gone off to college last summer and she called him and asked if he could give her best friend some work as she did her college classes online, giving it thought he knew he wouldn’t be around to keep everything clean and take care of his two cats.

Taking his shoes off at the door he loosened his tie, walked into the kitchen to see Sarah in a crop top and pajama shorts, her ginger hair up in a bun and her glasses were sitting on the counter next to her. She has an apron she brought with her on with ‘kiss the cook’ written on it in a fancy font. Sarah looked up and smiled, putting on her glasses to see him better. Marshall sat down at the breakfast bar, drinking from the glass of dark liquid in front of him, an ice cubes swirling around it. The taste of whiskey filled his mouth.

Roll Play Fun With [M]y Wi[F]e: The Office Assistant [Long, but fun and hot]

The following is a role play scenario my wife and I acted out that immediately became one of my most enjoyable sex sessions ever. My “desk” was really a tray table and my living room couch, but use your imagination and enjoy…maybe even use parts of it in your next role play.

I was working feverishly in my office on a presentation with a rapidly approaching deadline when I heard a soft knock at the door.

“Come in,” I answered.

The door slowly opened and in came the office assistant, looking sexy as ever, but timid about approaching my desk even though I had called her in. She stopped by the door, letting it close behind her.

“You wanted to see me, sir?” she asked sheepishly.

“Yes,” I replied rather forcefully. “I’m under a lot of pressure to have this presentation done as soon as possible and there are some clerical tasks I need done that I’ve had on the back burner for days. If you can do them for me it’ll help me relax and focus.”

“Of course, sir. I’ll do anything you need.”

[MF]-Freshman Year Fun

My freshman year in college, my roommate was much better than me at meeting people and being extroverted. Anyway, we met so many random people our first year just because everyone wants to make friends their freshman year and everyone was super friendly. He started going to this Asian culture club and one of my majors was Japanese so I would go along with him. The club was about 75% Asians and 25% white weebs. It was honestly so funny just because I hung out with my roommate and we stuck with the Asian crowd so I was super psyched about not being stuck with some random people. We had people come to our dorm sometimes and we would go to functions with upperclassmen and it was honestly so fun. One downside was that I can be super oblivious so I wasn’t noticing that two of the girls in the club, Cindy and Meagan, were seriously interested in me. Cindy was slightly taller, about 5’5, with long straight black hair that always looked perfect. Her teeth looked perfectly straight and white and her eyes were so expressive. She had like an amazing ass… like I could not believe that it existed on a girl as small as her. Her breasts were perfect and just under a handful. We were hanging out in our dorm with about 6 or 7 people just crammed into our room but people were slowly leaving and both Cindy and Meagan stayed behind with me and my roommate. Classic freshman move we had been drinking bud light or miller light or some shit forever and all four of us were pretty buzzed. We were definitely sobering up but the girls seemed to be playing it up a lot more. Both of them lived in a dorm just on the other side of campus which is like a 5 maybe 10 minute walk and we were saying we would walk them back but both of them were like freaking out and saying they wanted to have a sleep over and stay with us. Of course my roommate and I were down for it and Cindy literally just gets into my bed but I wasn’t about to let her just take the bed solo so I told my roommate, Mitchell, that we would just go to bed now. Meagan goes to his bed and I told Cindy that I only sleep in underwear and she told me to just get in bed. So we are under the covers and turn off the lights and everyone is kind of giggling for a while but eventually it gets a little quieter and Cindy gets closer to me saying how warm I am. At this point, I am rock hard and can feel her face right next to mine and I slide my arm that is closer to her under the pillow and pull her body closer to mine so she is on her side facing me with me lying on my back. Her hand creeps across my chest just hugging me closer and I feel her knee move up over my thigh and I tense up feeling her thigh getting so close to my cock. My dick always hangs down my left thigh and the second her leg feels it she stops and I can see the outline of her face and her mouth just opens before she smiles at me. Her leg stretches out and I feel her thigh sliding down the full length of my cock before moving back up towards my hips. She is slowly moving up and down, making me harder and harder before I see her mouth the words “you’re huge.”

A Helping Hand – A Young Doctor’s Adventure [MF, voyeurism, masturbation]

**I wrote this in 2013. It was my first and only attempt at fiction. I’d love some feedback through the comments. Thanks.**

Around twelve years ago, when I was a recently

qualified doctor, I worked for some months as a locum

general practitioner while I looked for a permanent

practice close to home. The locum work took me up to a

hundred miles from where I lived with my parents and I

travelled daily in my rusty and unreliable Ford.

Towards the end of that time, I spent six or seven

weeks in a country practice covering for one of two

doctors who had taken an extended honeymoon with his

new wife in Australia.

The other partner at the practice was Dr Willows, a

woman in her late fifties, who planned to retire

whenever Dr Newby returned and seemed to be very busy

organising various things outside work, including a

retirement cruise, house-sitters for when she was away

and a number of builder and plasterers for work she

was having carried out at her holiday home thirty

miles away on the coast.

Corporate Travel has it’s benefits [MF]

Corporate America rarely makes sense. I had worked with Claire for almost three years. We worked at opposite ends of the country and given the infinite wisdom of corporate management, we were paired on almost all of the projects that I had responsibility for. Given the cost cutting measures our company had put into place, I had actually never actually met her in person. I had seen her a few times over Skype during beginning of our close working engagement in the interests of putting a name to a face, but given the horrible state of the network at our offices, it was generally more of a pain than it was worth. So for three years, most of the interactions were over IM or email, and while none of the conversations were ever risque, they were a bit flirty. She liked it when I sent her an email or IM asking for something prefacing it with, “Hey beautiful.” But all in all, it was pretty tame. Most of the time if we weren’t talking about work, she’d complain about her husband not pulling enough weight at home, or asking me how successful my weekend was in terms of meeting women.