Did you ever see that scene from Lethal Weapon 3 (showing my age) where rene russo and mel gibson were showing each other their ‘war wounds’ and accidentally ended up in a state of undress. This happened in front of me one night and it involved my recent ex (Suzi) and a new girl (Anna) whom I had started seeing a couple of weeks beforehand and I hadn’t a clue what was going on as they both spoke german the whole night.
Now I say ex but we mutually thought of each other as FWB. Suzi travelled all the time and we would hook up every other weekend when she was in town. I was not what she or her family thought of as husband material. I loved fucking her though. She was one of these girls that came a lot and she was a squirter.
I had met Anna when she waited on me in a german bar that funnily enough Suzi had introduced me to. They were both from the same region of germany and when Anna found this out she insisted on us inviting Suzi over for drinks. Anna’s youthful innocence made her oblivious to uncomfortable it could potentially be.