The time I two pump chumped and creampied the waitress who wouldn’t take no for an answer. [MF]

This story goes out to all the dudes who suck at sex. I’m one of you, and here’s my weird, strangely satisfying story about a time that I felt perfectly guilt-free about having bad sex.

This was from several years ago and is a super bizarre story but still strangely a turn on for me. I was probably 26 at the time. I haven’t told anyone this. It’s really embarrassing actually. (PS I’d love to hear more of your bad or embarrassing sex stories though.)

Anyway, I was at a bar watching music with some friends, and I notice this waitress keeps smiling at me throughout the night. She was ok looking. White, short, a little chubby for my tastes, but curvy in an OK way with a super cute face and a slutty smile. I’ll call her Jen. Oh right, I’m a skinny, kinda nerdy looking white guy. Lol.

So I chatted with Jen a couple times throughout the night as she brought drinks around about the music that was on, her recent graduation, plans for the weekend, our mutual plans to go to our respective homes and smoke some herb after the show. I’m pretty obvlivious. I thought that she was flirting with me but I wasn’t really sure. The uncertainty made me kind of nervous. But the look on her face and her body language made me think she was interested.

The time my EX hate fucked my girlfriend: Part 2 [MFF][long]

A few weeks before this happened, my ex hate fucked my new girlfriend in front of me. here is the link if you want to read it

[https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/8zkq5v/the_time_my_ex_hate_fucked_my_girlfriend_ff/](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/8zkq5v/the_time_my_ex_hate_fucked_my_girlfriend_ff/)

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Suzi told anyone that she met from Anna’s bar what happened and it spread like wildfire. She was out to destroy and she did but only a little. Anna ended up having to leave her job because of all of the looks and innuendos. She had no job and little money for rent. As I kind of felt responsible, I let her move in. This was the first time for me. To live with a partner but it turned out to be great. she was young and had no demands or expectations and we fucked like rabbits. she had an unquenchable lust.

She had no regrets about fucking Suzi but her private life is private and she didnt like someone hurting her like that. Things came to a head one night when we were out at a bar. We had accidentally happened to bump into Priya who was a very quiet quasi-regular in my bar. When we came in she was sitting by herself so we joined her. We didn’t know her that well but Anna just got the vibe that she was lonely so we asked if we could sit next to her and we ended up chatting to her for hours. The next thing Suzi came in.

Buying weed for the first time in years, it hits her harder than she expected (MF, nonconsent) pt.1

She’s not in a position to be doing all this, financially, but she’s long held that a breakup’s a time for “self care,” by which she basically means “indulgence,” and she’s surrounded by friends who all say the same, take her out and buy her shit and debrief her about What Happened and then, in short order, the secrets she held on his behalf for so long, as partner and confidant, that now – in all her anger and hurt – seems like fair game to disclose. Sex stuff, mainly.

So in her grief she feels this distant swell of excitement and so she splurges on some fancy champagne (store clerks’ choice, and she was crying while she bought it so she got a discount) and then, for the first time in four years, she bought weed. Or what she thought was weed. Cuz she gave it up to appease her ex – a corrections officer who’d been a pothead himself until stories about a prisoner’s drug empire and the labor of children soured him toward even the mildest shit in a high school locker – and when she goes to a friend of a friend to buy some now she leanrs that marijuana’s apparently sold as like a gel inside of a pen now, which at first she’s all wary about cuz she thinks it’s a prank, but then she sits with the dealer in his apartment, on his living room couch, they’re alone together because her best friend vouched for his product and manners, and he shows her how to use this pen thing, of which he’s got maybe two dozen in a kitchen drawer, and together, on opposite ends of the three-seat sofa, they get high.

[M/F, Incest] Bad Behavior, Pt 1

Inspired by the Prompt ” A girl tries to seduce her brother, with their parents encouragement ” By cametopaf2

I encourage Feedback of any type via comment or PM. PT 2 will be coming soon!

Pt 1

They’d been up most of the night talking about it. It had gone unspoken for a long time before that, the very definition of an elephant in the room. Finally though, last night something had broken the silence. Ethan had been restless, tossing, turning , punching the pillow over and over again, until at last he sat up with a heavy sigh. Judy looked up at him, concerned and asked what was wrong, he flipped on the bed side lamp and gave her a long, resigned look and said “we need to talk about it. We’ve put it off too long.”

Judy frowned, shaking her head, “Talk about what?” she asked coyly.

“You know what. We can’t be in denial anymore about it any longer. It’s happening right now, under our nose and we both know it.”

“Oh…that. Ethan….please, it’s just a phase” Judy said, but her voice lacked any conviction.

[MF] The Dream – Part 1 [LONG]

First timer here – I hope you will enjoy. I appreciate constructive feedback but please be gentle :)

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My long legs move confidently under my light, short mauve dress, my heels clacking on the shiny airport floor. Like my shoes, my dress is not that slutty – it could still be considered passable, even though the outline of my erect nipples is clearly visible through the light fabric, and the halter neck top of the dress has a long, deep cutout in the middle which shows the rest of my small, round and firm tits.

Truth is, I am incredibly turned on. Behind my big sunglasses, shielded by the brim of my large white hat, I am checking out guys by the gates, trying to be incognito about it. I just landed, and I am about to catch my connection flight in two hours, so why not have some fun in the meantime?

As I strut across the airport, I can feel men looking at me. My outfit is daring enough to catch their attention, yet decent enough to let them wonder. I like being an enticing puzzle; I love the game.

A Midsummer Nights Dream [MF]

This is a true story about my hot girl who has been blowing my mind for a few years. It happened 5 years ago when we took a trip to Vegas. First a bit about her. She is about 5’8 with a ridiculous hourglass figure. The types of curves that defy reality without being anything but classy. Long straight black hair down to her waist and and beautiful 36c breasts that end in delicious and sensitive nipples which I have always loved to tease and suck on. Absolutely beautiful angelic face with cute dimples, soft brown eyes and a smile that implies a constant fun and excitement. Her skin is soft and the colour of buttermilk with a rosy undertone. Yeah, she turns a ton of heads but the combination of it all put together makes her a real heartbreaker. I got some other level of lucky….

Anyway, after a whirlwind night of excitement and alcohol on the Strip we head back to our room at one of the more famous resorts to crash. She had been teasing me all day with her painted in jeans and tight low cut top. We are both exhausted and pass out on the large comfy bed. Too tired to fulfill the burning desire between us.

[FMM] My Boyfriend and I have our first, unplanned threesome during our beach vacation

My boyfriend surprised me a few weeks ago with a weekend away at an Airbnb at a beach a couple of hours away from where we live. I was really looking forward to it since it was going to be our first trip together, and I was sick of working all summer.

After he drove us to the where we were staying, we realized the Airbnb owner had actually split his beachfront house into two separate rentals, and that there was someone in the other side who we could hear through the walls, which didn’t seem to stop much sound.

We spent the day at the beach, then ate dinner at a restaurant nearby. When we got back, I took a shower, then sat on our bed to wait for My boyfriend to take his shower. I heard the neighbors come back while he was still in there. The neighbors seemed to be having a good time, since I heard giggling and laughing. It wasn’t long before I heard them getting into bed, which was apparently just on the other side of the wall from ours.

[MF] “Let’s go to my office. I promise nobody will find us!”

I downloaded Bumble a while back and never really gave it much thought. One day I had some down time at work, so I went on a swiping spree. The first girl I matched with happened to be from the same town as me. She was new to town as an au pair from Brazil. We exchanged messages, I got her number and we texted, but we never seem to hit it off. I didn’t think anything of it, but one day about a week later leaving work, I text her “what are you up to tonight?” She says she’s free after 8 PM, and agrees to meet me at a bar in town.

I arrive around ten to 8 and strategically pick a table for two that’s in a quiet corner of the bar. The bar is pretty much dead and only one or two couples are within view. She soon texts me that she’ll be a few minutes late. Okay, no harm, no foul. I glance over the drink menu. A few more minutes pass. Now I’m on the food menu. 8:30. I shoot her a text. No response. I give it a few more minutes with a bartender looking sympathetic my way. I end up leaving, and as I’m heading to my car, I get a phone call. Her family was running late and she now has a ride to the bar. I decide to give her the benefit of the doubt and pace around the parking lot for a minute or two.

[MF] The Last Time I Will Ever Fuck The MILF Who Lives On The Floor Below Me (CONCLUSION)

[**PART ONE**](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/8z624j/mf_fucking_the_monogamy_out_of_the_married_milf/)

[**PART TWO**](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/90agot/mf_fucking_the_monogamy_out_of_the_married_milf/)

Hello. It’s me again. My previous story in this ~series~ caused a bit of controversy. There were a few people who commented on the post talking about how terrible of a person I was for fucking a married woman. Heck, one person even tried to curse my future family by saying they hope the same thing happens to them…I don’t know. Shit got weird. It felt personal for those people.

And look, I understand. If I just randomly started bragging about how I was fucking a married woman at a dinner party, I’m sure the other guests would think I was a terrible person. But this is gonewildstories! A place dedicated to sharing stories like this! There is a story containing some sort of cheating posted every single day. That doesn’t make it right, but we aren’t perfect as humans. It’s easy to judge, but incredibly difficult to reflect.

Anyway, let’s get to the story. In the three (four?) days since posting the last story, some things have happened that have made me realize Blanca might be clinically insane. I started to get the feeling that she wanted her husband to catch us. She wanted him to find out so she could get out of this toxic marriage. I don’t think she had/has the guts to put an end to the marriage herself, so she’s using me as a scapegoat.

Catching my girlfriend masturbating leads to double penetration. [MF]

This takes place the week I got out of the Marines. It was a Thursday and my obvious plan was to drive up to San Francisco and surprise Tiffany. So what I actually did was scheme up an elaborate lie as to why I couldn’t make it until Friday night. She was bummed, but understood the animal that is the Marine Corps. So I do my final check out then hit the road. I left Camp Pendleton around 11am and about 9 hours later I’m in San Fran. Traffic set me back a little. It’s dark when I pull up to her house, the lights are on so she’s still awake. I use my key and quietly my way inside trying not to let her hear me. The water is running upstairs. Perfect, she’s in the shower. Now, her master bathroom is fairly large. It’s kinda like a closet, bathroom, where she does makeup and stores her jewelry. The shower is in the corner by a jacuzzi tub and it’s one of those big walk ins with a bench and two shower heads and a glass door that condensates when the hot water is on.