[MFF] One of My First Bumble Experiences

Long time lurker first time poster! I actually wrote this story out for someone I was messaging but decided to post here!

Alright well this was actually one of my first ever Bumble meet ups and it was about 3-years ago maybe? Anyways, I matched with this girl one night and we started talking immediately. She was very cute, a little curvy in her photos but looked great, and was quick and witty to talk to. Anyways, she invited me over after about an hour and a half of chatting. As I said this was one of the first times I met someone online, and it was the first time I just went over to someone’s house like that, so I was a mix of emotions.

I biked over because it wasn’t far – and as I’m about to ring to door bell, I see her through the window and she is NOT as she advertised. Her place is a disaster and she’s easily 40 lbs bigger than her photos. Now at this time, I was in a pretty bad dry spell and was just really horny, so I just said fuck it and decided to ring the bell.

Bi experience, first guy, my wife, second night [MMF]

I wrote about the *first* bisexual experience, with my wife and another man… We had three nights with him.

This is the second night, and the lead up to it.

My wife Casey (not her real name, but writing “my wife” seems weird) and I had spent the day roaming around a little town, exploring caves, and enjoying each other. We still had a high from the night earlier when we had that first bi threesome, which fueled some intense sex between us.

While exploring a cave, we found ourselves in a nice little nook, some sunlight streaming in, water trickling, and clothes coming off. We had been talking about our fantasies, experiences together, experiences before we were together, obviously the threesome we’d just had, and things we wanted to try. The sexual tension was absurd, so the cave was perfect.

There was nowhere to really go on the ground, as we were standing mostly in water. I bent her over a rock, spread her legs, and ate her pussy from behind while she just tried to keep her knees from buckling. I went between eating her pussy and rimming her for a minute, before we hear people coming. Fuck. Sure enough, a group of people were coming.

Lady in the night [MF]

“Do you think you’ll ever have, you know, a *girl*friend?” Dan asked me.

We were eleven, living in the small midwestern city where I was born. I shrugged and said, “I dunno. Girls are *weird*.”

That was all about to change. We grew up on the edge of farm country, and we knew how sex worked, but when the school forced us into a room once a week for an awkward description of the mechanics of human reproduction, it seemed like something was missing. Animals didn’t kiss, date, go to bars, or any of that. Humans had it rough.

My friend Dan mastered the basics first and attained near-legend status for being the first to kiss a girl in fifth grade, and he also broke the barrier of going everywhere short of intercourse two years later. Despite being average — brown-blonde hair, blue eyes, B-student — I was the first to have full intercourse. Overnight I became a celebrity at school. The experience also ruined me, as you will see further in this tale.

Pegging and anal fun with [M]y wi[F]e last weekend

When she told me she had something new in the plans for this weekend, I already knew what she had in mind. I saw the box on the stoop, I noticed that she closed the bathroom door for longer periods of time in the mornings. I just couldn’t let my anticipation show, otherwise she might not be as excited.

Friday night rolled around and after dinner we were sitting on the couch having a drink when she brought it up.

“I have something to show you,” she said.

I nodded. I didn’t want to tell her that I could see the outline on her dress.

She stood up in front of me and pulled her dress up, revealing a purple strap-on. It looked remarkably like my penis, except that mine isn’t purple. “What do you think,” she asked me.

“Looks good,” I said. “How do you feel wearing it?”

“I can understand why you like having yours so much,” she said.

She continued standing in front of me for a few moments.

“What are you waiting for,” she asked.

I sat back.

Vacation with My Wife [MF][MMF]

When Ally and I got to the hotel that night it was already dark. We’d been excited about the beach for a while now, and for this trip we’d thought we’d do something special and go to a beach where anything was allowed. Tired and restless from our flight we headed straight for the room, and were asleep as soon as we laid our heads down. There would be time for everything, and we wanted to be rested and ready for what lay ahead.

The next morning when we woke up Ally opened the curtains and looked out over the water. Standing naked in the window with the sun cascading over her I felt my dick start to stir and wanted to take her right then, but knew that we’d come here to play and fuck on the beaches so I gave it a few slow strokes and we decided to get ready. Getting ready only involved putting on sandals since we decided before we arrived that we weren’t going to be wearing clothes.

[FM] My best Blowjob yet…

We were curled up on the couch, just relaxing watching TV. Nothing exciting to mention. I was bored though. I was just running my hand up his leg, touching my fingertips against him. Massaging gently. He was sitting next to me. I touched my fingertips into his jeans, the seam in the denim rough. I intentionally caught my fingernails in the seam, just to make the pants move a little. Just a tease.

I teased him for about half an hour, running my fingers over his cock, his pants tight. His pants were tight to start with, and I knew they were getting uncomfortable. He unzipped his pants, allowing his hard cock to push through, the fabric of his boxers tight. I stroked him through the fabric. His boxers were cotton, the one’s I loved to steal off of him because they were so comfy.

I allowed my index finger to slip through the hole in the front of his boxers, lightly brushing his shaft, then the head of his hard cock. I kept stroking him through the fabric of his boxer shorts. I looked up, my head was rested against his chest. He had his eyes closed. The television was playing for its own sake.

[nbm] cat eye, dog eye

foot taller than me, slender but not skinny, blue eyes, blonde hair with dark roots, rbf. he looks down at me like a hungry animal looking at its meal. he keeps going forward and i keep going backwards until i hit the wall. he gets closer and closer until our bodies touch. he leans in until we’re centimeters away from each other’s lips, never breaking eye contact. the tension is palpable. my heart is pounding out of my chest and i can feel a tingle down my clit.

he pulls in for an aggressive kiss and opens my legs with his thigh, grinding it against me. it feels so good i break the kiss as i gasp and smile with my eyes closed, but i can feel the hunting look in his eyes directed straight at me like a laser.

he keeps grinding as he grabs a handful of my hair and goes for my neck. i feel a jolt of pleasure and my clit starts to throb. i start grinding against his thigh, aching for more stimulation.

[Str8]Facial Abuse [Mdom][fsub][huml]

I was guided through the door at around seven in the evening. The man who brought me in was tall, black and muscular. He gestured for me to sit in a black, metal folding chair in the far corner of the room. The room was medium sized and in the very center facing the far wall was a large professional video camera. The room was sparsely decorated, only a dark red leather couch sat against the far wall in front of the camera. The walls were blue and the hardwood floors were a dark woodgrain. The only other furniture in the room was a small desk in the other corner stocked with towels, cleaning supplies and sets of clothing, and another metal chair beside me.

[F] My adventures as a Pizza Delivery [Exhibitionist]

I was told on /r/dirtypenpals that this subreddit might enjoy hearing my post.

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So when I was 18 I got a job as a delivery girl to earn extra money for college. It sucked as much as you would imagine. You would think spending the night shift surrounded by pizza would be the best job in the world but surprisingly it got old quick.

The only thing that made it get interesting again was after one delivery where I knocked on the door and had a girl answer it completely naked. I reacted kinda how you would expect. There were a couple of the woman’s friends inside both guys and girls (all naked too) who seemed to think it was pretty funny. They were hanging out and playing strip poker or truth or dare or a mix of them both it seemed and made her answer the door naked to get the food. I talked to them for about five minutes and they mentioned how they do that kinda stuff a lot and had even gone to a nudist beach about an hour away from me a couple days before.

Halloween Party [MF] {Dub/NonCon]

AUTHOR NOTE: I wrote this as a request for someone. PM me if you have good ideas for me to write about.

All characters are over 18.

I was angry, drunk, and really fucking horny. The frat’s Halloween party was–as always–a scintillating sea of sexy women wearing very little.

“How the hell is that supposed to be a ghost costume if there is barely enough white fabric to keep her tits from flopping around?” I mumble into my cup.

Tonight was yet another night in a long string of nights where my social awkwardness was keeping me from hitting it off with any of the people at the party.

“Well it is rounding 2:30 am and the party is dying down. Quick stop to the bathroom then am going home. Another night fucking wasted.” I mutter belligerently to no one.

I walk up to the urinal, unzip my pants, and pull my cock out. Even the light touch of my own hand sends all 10.5 inches straight to attention. Like I said, really fucking horny. I take a couple steps back so I can actually pee into the toilet and do my business.