The Uptight Roommate Saga [MF] – Reviving one of the best collections of stories posted on this subreddit.

### *Disclaimer*

These posts aren’t mine, but were submitted a few years ago by another user who eventually took them down before deleting his account. Luckily the stories had been stolen from this subreddit and posted on a NSFW Tumblr blog, but the blog was deleted and the posts with it when Tumblr purged all its NSFW content. But I did some digging and was fortunately able to find all 13 of the individual posts across various obscure erotica sites, so in case those get taken down too and all accounts of the whole affair are possibly lost forever, I’ve decided to repost them here for all to enjoy, or re-enjoy if you were one of the many captivated by it back during it’s original run. Although I can’t contact the guy and ask him about it, obviously the original author had his reasons to not want these posts public anymore, but the Internet is written in ink. But I went ahead and changed the names used anyway in a minimal effort to protect privacy/dignity. This story is hot as fuck and it would be a disservice if it were abandoned and forgotten on the fourth page of Google search results, so I’m posting them here so they can be found easily and definitively. Though, the Mods will do their thing if they take issue with it and that’ll be that, I guess. :/

Using my sub

We’d start by cuddling, you’d be my little spoon. I’d start by rubbing your stomach and your back and move down to rubbing your butt and your cock. I wouldn’t touch either for very long, just enough to explore and move on. I’d rub my big hard cock against your back and whisper, “I’m ready for you princess.”

I’d roll you over so you’re on your back, laying facing up at the ceiling. I’d give you a quick kiss on your lips and move down to kissing your neck. I’d leave kiss marks all over your neck and move down your chest to your nipples where I’d kiss them so much and get them hard. And then I’d move down your chest, leaving a trail of kisses until I got to your “Daddy’s” written right above your cock. I’d kiss there for a long time, covering you in kisses. I feel your cock get really hard as I spend so much time almost touching it. I kiss your head just quickly before I pick you up and lay you across my lap, our cocks touching each other. I would give you three swats, one for being on your phone before 7am, one for your potty mouth, and one for begging daddy to let you touch your cock. The swats aren’t very painful, just a reminder that you broke daddy’s rules.

Suck Me, Suck You…

**I had met Cindy about four weeks ago and we had a few dates so far, going to a movie one night, dinner another, Netflix and pizza at home a couple of times. I found myself really liking her and enjoying her company. Intelligent and funny, she was about 5’6″ with a slim, petite figure. Her breasts were small, but I’ve always liked that and found them a huge turn on. Her hair is best described as raven black which I found particularly attractive, it matched her eyes perfectly.**

**We were on our fifth or sixth date, having a few drinks at the bar in the local pub, talking about this and that when Cindy suddenly changed the subject to sex, and asked me in a very dramatic fashion,**

**”So, John, have you ever had sex with a man?”, she asked bluntly.**

**I was so surprised by the question I just stammered out that I had not.**

**”Have you ever thought about it? Are you interested?”, she continued.**

Basement Bar, Upstairs Room [MF, spanking, biting]

We find our way to a quiet corner of the big house. Not that it was quiet anywhere, the bass thumping loudly from the basement bar. But up here, sitting on the dining room floor leaning on the wall, we can hear each other.

We sip our drinks, a beer for me, a plastic cup of Everclear kool-aid punch for her. She tells me about her art and design classes, I try to describe thermodynamics. Different worlds, but an attraction is there.

This is not the typical college party, not for me. The hosts are at a tiny private liberal arts school known for a good basketball team. To make the party bigger, they invited a couple dozen of us from the engineering school a few miles away, and put up posters at the fashion design school. It was a mixing bowl.

She’s a junior, a year ahead of me, and wants to design clothing. She’s pretty in that artsy way, a style I rarely saw in my hometown. Her hair is a dirty blonde, in a fashionable bob cut. She’s pale, with smoky blue eyes, and more lower lip than upper, giving her a natural pout. Her lipstick is dark, not at all right for her hair and eyes. She’s wearing a close fitting ribbon style necklace, black or a dark maroon, also wrong for her color. Her dress is a foresty, deep green, mid thigh covered, with half sleeves.

The time I [F] blew a random guy in his car for 2 hours.

This story happened last year. I was staying at my parents house for the night and I wanted to hook up, but I didn’t want to bring the guy over. My parents have really loud dogs, so trying to sneak a strange man over is no bueno.

I scrolled through my tinder matches and tried to cast a large enough net. Eventually me and one of my matches decide that he’s going to drive over and we’re gonna hook up in his car. When he arrived, I immediately noticed how tiny his car was. I’m petite myself, but I remembered how uncomfortable car sex was in high school and just decided we should stick to oral.

I want to blow him first cause I’m selfish and I just want to go straight to bed after getting off. That was a bad idea.

We start making out in the back seat. He’s an okay enough kisser. He starts playing with my tits and I’m getting really turned on. I’m talking dirty to him. I don’t remember exactly what I said, but I usually stick to a similar script that seems to work with all guys. “I can’t want to taste you.” “I want your cock in my mouth.” The usual.

Subway Slut [MF] public, humiliation, risky sex, dubcon, creampie

My morning commute is typically crowded, but this is ridiculous. The subway is absolutely packed to the brim – standing room only. I know I’ve only been going to college in the city for a couple months, but I’ve never seen it this bad. It looks like something you’d see in Japan or China – packed person to person with no room to even stick your elbows out, much less breathe. I feel like a sardine, squished tight against my fellow commuters, but I suppose it could be worse. I don’t mind it so long as nobody tries to steal shit out of my purse, I just want to get to class.

I amuse myself through the delay by watching a group of high school boys that are squished in front of me – separated only by an older lady in a pantsuit. They’re loudly complaining and discussing their school day, which keeps me moderately entertained when I can’t even move my arm far enough to scroll through reddit on my phone.

Shiver Down My Spine

Hope you folks enjoy reading this as much as I did writing it. I made this a couple of years ago. Thought it was pretty good but didn’t get a lot of attention. I’m posting again, just to gauge reaction in a sub with a little more activity.

Part two in the comments…

Based on a semi-real event. I took some liberties with the details.

Feedback is very much encouraged. I hate posting these things and only getting tumbleweeds as a response. I’d like to know if I’m any good at this stuff. Ya know?

Feel free to ask questions etc…

We hadn’t seen each other for years, but our chats on the internet as of late have been getting kind of, well… steamy. Nothing specifically overt, but suggestive and sultry, and just really hot. Oh how I revel in the wonderful age of social media.

So I’m a little nervous. We’ve been talking about seeing each other for a while, but it’s a long distance thing now. She only comes into town once in a while to see family. This visit though she says she has some time. We’re going to meet at the boardwalk on the beach.

I wanted hi[m] to suck [m]e off, naked

This happened in 2007(ish).

I was 25 and I’m 6’5″, average build at the time, 7″ x 6″ uncut. And he was about the same age. He worked out, or claimed he did. He had the body of someone who used to workout. He also claimed to be straight(ish) and not gay at all. But he had a reputation in town for being down for anything.

I remember it was a Wednesday and I was off for some reason, and it was the middle of summer. I came out just a year earlier and I’d only been meeting guys for a few months. I had been edging all morning. This was before Grindr, so we got to talking on the gay.com chatrooms. The guy in this story, he’d often hit me up to fuck. Usually, I’d rebuff his come ons, but this time…I suggested that I’d let him suck me off, if he did it naked. And I was dressed. For someone reason it turned me on. He was totally down. He sent out a few red flags, saying it had to be on the down low, he didn’t want his friends to know he hooked up with men. I hmm-ed and ahh-ed for a bit and finally agreed, but he’d have to come from his place across town to mine in central.

[F/M] My affection, Oh brother… (Part 1)

Home again from a night out with friends, off in gloomy rainy lovely Manchester. The cold walk back from the train station had left my exposed flesh goose-pimpled and a fair proportion of my flesh was exposed. My dress wasn’t as tight-fitting as some of my friends’, but it only just covered what it needed to. If I’d have bent over at any point in the evening a lot of people would have seen midnight-blue knickers and my firm little bum. I wrestled with the key and let myself into my parents’ semi-detached house in what must be Northern England’s tamest suburbia.

No sound inside which made sense, it being Two AM and my parents the deep sleepers they are. I crept up the stairs, dodging that creaky step, taking my shoes off to pass my brother’s room to my own door a few feet away. I opened the door and saw familiar things- framed photos, piles of books, clothes left on the chair and the bed. Bits and bobs I’d dragged back from university last year- it was strange, my brother and I being back home after three years away studying in different parts of the country, back together again now. Born a few minutes apart and we’d always been close, everyone said that.

Fight Night [Group] [MFMM]

Last winter, I was over at my friend’s house watching an UFC pay per view event. The prelims were lousy and halfway through the main card it wasn’t getting any better.

 

Thankfully, Mary Kate was also there being her usual sloppy self. She had just come back inside from smoking another bowl and was looking for another beer in the refrigerator. Round two was about a minute in and already the wrestler was on top of the strike, looking like he was going to control for the rest of the round.

 

Uninterested in watching another fight were the wrestler lays and prays to victory, I turned my attention to something a little more entertaining and gave Mary Kate’s pussy a firm squeeze, from behind, through her sweats.

 

Never one to be shy Mary Kate grinded her pussy back against my hand, closing her eyes, choosing to pleasure her pussy over indulging in more beer.