I finally satisfied my long-standing bird fetish [MF][weird erotica][fetish][body-mod][acquired taste]

Have you ever heard of avisodomy?

Avisodomy is the act of having sex with a bird. This is a fantasy that I’ve harboured for as long as I can remember, and it forms the foundation of my sexuality. All bird species turn me on, but I have a special proclivity for hens and swans which I find have a majestic, feminine beauty to them.

Looking back, this budding passion clearly motivated a few of my pre-sexual experiences. As a small boy let loose on my grandfather’s farm (I grew up in a city in the south of England, but my grandparents owned a farm up north), when no one was around, I’d slip into the chicken pen and snare a poor bird in my grip. Then, using one hand, I’d spread the feathers of it’s behind until I found it’s cloacal opening. Beyond the comprehension of my undeveloped mind, I derived a supreme pleasure from massaging the hole with my index finger and slowly pushing it inside.

For those who don’t know, birds don’t have a separate sexual organ and anus, instead they have a cloaca, which is basically a universal hole for shitting, fucking, and laying eggs.

I decide to tease one of my most demanding massage clients (Mf)

Sarah looks at the screen before smiling and looking inquisitively at me.

“Miss Gomez? As in Christina, your first client?”

I raise my eyebrows, giving her fair warning, she knew I didn’t like getting into more personal details at work. She knew this was business.

“Yes, the same. It’s business Sarah you know this.”

“Of course, it’s just business. Enjoy your evening Ben.” She smiles meekly and flings her coat on, jingling her house keys in her hand before. “Catch you tomorrow.”

I nod and watch her leave, straight into a blustery swirl of leaves and sidewalk debris spinning around her, the New York weather was turning, Winter was firmly on the way. Taking a quick toilet break, I sigh deeply, it was just us two all alone again just like that first time and what was worse was I don’t think I can keep my hands off her for more than a few seconds this time.

As I go to walk back into the massage room I hear her sweet voice ringing out behind me.

“Hey Ben. Long time no speak.”

Taxidriver [M] hooks up with 68 year old customer [F] [MF]

So this is a story about a time i was working as a taxidriver and hooked up with a 68 year old Gilf.

And please excuse me for any bad english as it isnt my native language.

A little about me, I was 25 years old when this happened, 6ft and around 180 pounds. Pretty average looking I guess. I had and still have a huge turn on for women 60+ so this was really a dream come true for me.
I had already driven this woman several times before and we were always a little bit flirty with each other. This time was no different, I picked her up at the local mall towards the end of my shift and as she got into the car I said “Hey gorgeous.” And she responded with a smile and “Oh you sure know how to cheer up an old woman».
She is a fairly good looking woman considering her age, around 5 ft 2, beautiful smile and a kind voice. Semi long hair, lots of curves in the right places although I wouldnt really call her fat. Big ass and a couple of big saggy tits that’s been in in my head many times while stroking my cock.

The Smoking Gum

I’d been hot for my roommate ever since she answered my ad. There were always problems hitting on roommates, but the kicker was: she was a smoker. The apartment had a balcony, and she agreed to smoke outside, but even the hanging smell on her clothes was enough to turn me completely off. I couldn’t imagine kissing her; it would be like licking an ashtray.

She was gorgeous. 23 years old, long red hair, a few freckles to keep her looking real, and a smouldering hot body. I knew she was promiscuous from all the men she brought home; and the walls weren’t thin enough to hide how great a lover she was. I think she’d even hit on me once when she was a little high on weed, but even that smoke bothered me a little. I was no teetotaller, but I preferred edibles.

Then, one Friday, everything changed. I was visiting a friend in Chinatown and, as I was leaving, I decided to grab some chewing gum. I’d never been to the Chinese grocery near his place, but I assumed they’d have some. Entering, I spotted a cashier who looked like he was a hundred years old. He smiled at me as I approached, looking for gum. I spotted a pack by the counter, but I didn’t recognize the brand.

Makeup Threesome [MFM] [str8]

– Would you mind if she spent the night, man?

I didn’t expect that. Five days into our trip across Europe, Jimmy and Lindsay had a big fight last night and just made up this morning. Last year in high school does that to you. All of us being between 18 and 19, an unknown road in front of us, relationships coming into adulthood…

Lindsay and I had a bit of history, if you can call it so ; she was into me, being flirty, making openly sexual allusions, but being young, dumb and shy, I missed my cue and she found comfort in Jimmy’s arms. It was cool. We all had been friends for six years now, they were good together… I was sincerely happy to see them go quickly over yesterday’s ugly fight. Now, two days before flying home, last leg of the trip, two same sex students bunking in each hotel room, they didn’t want to be apart and I could hardly say no. Lindsay comically looked at me from under his arm, mimicking “please” puppy eyes.

– Yeah, sure guys, no problem! Just behave, right?

– We’ll keep it quiet, promise.

Cabin With Leah Part 2

After that moment of intensity I didn’t know if I wanted to continue or not. To make it worse I was about to climax. Leah hadn’t made another peep after shutting the door so I assumed it wasn’t bothering her that badly. I sat there awkwardly with my hand around my dick, eyes closed in shame. Shame that I was caught, however, not that I was masturbating to Leah.

It took a few minutes but eventually the wave of guilt washed over me and I was able to finish. After cleaning up I carefully contemplated how I would greet Leah for dinner.

Running my fingers threw my hair in thought, I knew I needed to carefully evaluate the situation. Leah was practically my stepsister and I was lusting after her intensely during this trip so far. Undoubtedly, I had to force myself to stop before it could get any worse.

Unfortunately there wasn’t any alternatives to visually aid my hormones. There was no internet so I could browse for porn, and it wasn’t like I owned any magazines. This is modern day America, after all.

I’m Pulling An All-Nighter

I’m pulling an all-nighter because until tonight, I forgot how to love myself.

I don’t mean like that, come on. I am plenty confident. I am talented. I am cute. I am me and I own it. I know how to love myself like that.

I mean I am remembering how to spend a night looking at my pale skin under the lights in my room and not just accept it, find myself sexy. I am remembering the spots that if I touch, I get a sensation similar to an itch but with this irresistible burn of feelings we don’t have words for. They’re good feelings. They burn insatiably with the most piercing good one could imagine. Or maybe beyond that. They move and shake and zip around my body, each stroke, each touch, shit, sometimes just each glance.

The contrast between the dark hairs and the pale skin make my penis a visual spectacle. I poke, and stand back looking in amazement, wondering how such incredible euphoric sensation can come from such an ordinary thing.

[mf] Friend helps me deal with abusive, narcissistic ex

After our lake adventures, Audrey and I continued to hang out. We had similar interests and just enjoyed spending time together. We hooked up a few times and I sometimes spent the night, but not even enough to really consider us friends with benefits. We actually enjoyed the lack of labels and spending time together.

My ex still continued to try to contact me. As is common with narcissists, the lack of control over me was getting to her. I continued living with Sam and Ellie because despite making pretty decent money, my ex kept everything and I would have to get an apartment, pay deposits, and completely furnish it.

My ex made no secrets about hooking up with guys, and still trying to get booty calls from me. All of which were ignored. I had not seen her in person in months, though until last Friday.

Audrey and I planned to meet at my favorite local bar which had just reopened with social distancing guidelines. Obviously friends and couples would sit together, but I feel like they did a great job of making it work.

I took revenge on my sister when she caught me spying on her…. by cumming in her mouth that night. [My Sister Koda – 1]

“What are you doing?! Get out!” My sister, Koda, exclaimed. Her arms covered her bare chest, and she gave me quite the death stare.

“Okay, okay, sheesh! I’m sorry!” I responded, and shut her bedroom door quickly. I stayed on the other side of it, and exhaled with the sudden, high energy of the moment.

“Knock first! Fuck,” I heard her say from the other side of the door. She came up to it and promptly locked it so I couldn’t come back in. Now, she wasn’t supposed to use that language in the house, just like I wasn’t, but obviously from her perspective I had accidentally walked in on her changing. In truth, it wasn’t so accidental…. But, well, I hadn’t planned on being caught, either. I was in the wrong, but I was still mad at her for it.

“I’m sorry! I’ll just tell you later.” I turned and began to walk away. My cheeks were a little warm, half from the embarrassment of getting caught, but also from frustration. I think it was that moment that really sparked the want for revenge. I had seen her changing once or twice before this, and it had all gone so smoothly. Clearly it was HER fault I got caught this time. So she’d pay. And luckily I knew just what I could do about it.

Getting Blown By My Office Girl – Paige Part 2 [MF]

Office Girl Paige – 2

Posted first story the other day – [Part 1](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/icuykj/getting_blown_by_my_office_girl_mf/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)

After my first experience with Paige my head was spinning. It was such an amazing moment and I wondered where we were going to go from there. Truth be told she was a great partner for my business and was a fantastic fit since I hired her. I wanted to make sure everything was comfortable, but I couldn’t help but fantasize about her giant tits and underrated ass.

I left on a trip after our first experience and we typically didn’t talk much while I traveled. I decided as a thinking of you, I should send some flowers to the office and keep things playful. My plan was to start small and gauge it from there if we just going to move on and never talk about it again or if it seemed comfortable enough to play again.

I set up some flowers to be delivered and business went on as usual. About halfway through the trip I get a call from Paige. I answered and we had some small talk about open accounts and before we hung up she says, “I knew you’d be thinking about me.”