I met Elle at a Halloween party roughly a year ago. Since I’m not a huge fan of dressing up, but do enjoy the role-play aspect of it, I went as the Low Effort Pirate, with a tricorn hat, an eye-patch and a thick piratey accent. Looking back, it sure is surreal remembering jam-packed parties such as this one where everyone was dancing and jumping and having fun, not having a care in the world about social distancing or pandemics.
Two girls in particular, a Catwoman and an Harley Quinn, did not care about social distance or their surroundings at all. They were making out with such lust and passion that I could not avoid my one-eyed pirate gaze.
“Yeah, that’s pretty hot. I bet you wouldn’t mind getting in on that action. After all it’s every guys dream, right?”, I hear someone say besides me.
“Ahm, sorry, what?”, I blabber, forgetting about my pirate accent and pretending I was not fantasizing about exactly that.