**﴾Content: Intersex/Futanari, Bullying, Prostitution, Domination, Oral, Penetration, Big Dick, Virgin, 18+﴿**
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Here’s the thing: I’m hot as *fuck*. I know it, and—more importantly—so does everyone else. I’ve got an ass you can bounce quarters off, a tiny waist, and tits that make shopping for bras an absolute nightmare. My cock is thick, and my pelvic floor could juice a grapefruit. People want to fuck me, and honestly? I don’t blame them. Wanting to fuck me is an objectively correct biological response. I scream, “*Fantastic lay!*” on the genetic level.
Of course, I’ve put a lot of work into being me, and I expect a return on that investment. It’s an arrangement that people seem to naturally understand. After all, no one approaches a goddess without a proper offering. Usual tributes involve gifts, shopping, favors, lavish dinners, and generally kissing the ground on which I walk. I can’t say that doesn’t work for me, but this was the first time I’d ever considered an offer of more *direct* compensation. Read more »