So this is a true story from a few years back. I matched with a girl we’ll cal Sara on Tinder. We got to chatting, hit it off well, then moved to text. That’s when the fun started.
Quickly to set the scene: Sara was about 5’6, white, pale skin and brown hair, not the best face but decent, and her body…god damn. Thick as hell, huge ass and giant titties (36E I later learned). Wide and thick but not much belly or flab. For my part, I’m 6’4, somewhat dark features (half Argentine, half Swedish by background), and a very fit 205 lbs (was a D1 athlete a decade ago). I’m also very well endowed which I only mention because…
As we are texting, Sara sends me a screenshot of one of my tinder pics. Writes: “Ummm…is that your dick??”
My bulge was definitely noticeable in the pic, with my meat hanging down the right leg of my gray chinos. I wasn’t unaware of this when I put it up but the pic was innocent enough, and not one I took to show off—just worked out that way. And clearly it was working but I played it innocent.