Tag: Straight

I Like White Girls and I Cannot Lie/White Girl got Back (Parody of “Baby got Back”) (mildly racist)

**Song this is a parody of:** [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X53ZSxkQ3Ho](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X53ZSxkQ3Ho)

*Two jealous black girls comment on a blonde white girl in front of them:*

“Oh, my, god, Imani, look at that blonde. People think she’s just so pretty. She looks like one of those black celebrity’s girlfriends. Who understands those whitewashed sell-outs? They only talk to her, because she looks like a total prostitute, okay? Ugh, I can’t believe she’s got the blue eyes, slim nose, high cheekbones, freckles, soft, porcelain skin, petite figure, long legs, big breasts. And her butt, it looks so big in those yoga pants and just so round, it’s like out there, I mean, ugh, gross. Look! She’s just so white!”

[Verse 1: Sir Snowbunny Magnet]

I like white girls and I cannot lie

You other brothers can’t deny

That when a girl walks in nearly free of melanin

And a butt that’s eminent, you get sprung

Light hair, light eyes, and also her butt is STUFFED

And the yoga pants she’s wearin’ (mmm…)

I’m hooked and I can’t stop starin’

Oh, baby, I wanna get wit’cha

And take your picture

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I think I found a magic hot tub – Incident 4 (of 4) [MF]. Now all I can do is hope for more.

[Link to Incidents 1 & 2 where things started.](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/lvu17n/i_think_i_found_a_magic_hot_tub_incidents_1_2_of/)

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[Link to Incident 3 where something actually happened (the first time I’ve been naked with a girl and my first handjob and blowjob).](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/lwky6o/i_think_i_found_a_magic_hot_tub_incident_3_of_4_mf/)

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Quick background if you didn’t read my first two posts (though you should at least Incident 3 because it was pretty great): I just moved to a new city where the only person I know is my sister. I met up with her best friend who had also recently moved to town and we’ve started hanging out. She lives super close to me and her apartment complex has a hot tub, and every time she’s invited me over to use it there’s been nudity involved somewhere along the way (be it her or somebody else – see incident 1). I’m in my later 20s and have zero sexual experience and all the stuff that’s happened is brand new to me, so it’s been a fun and exciting few weeks.

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**Hot Tub Incident 4 (the very next night)**

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Wet Dreams University 115 Heart Break Dream Master (FF MF MFF MFM BDSM Anal Bondage Solo Toys)

“Dear Jax
I don’t know why I’ve wrote this letter (besides revenge) cause my story is one of loss and heart break.  It all starts out just like any other Sexday (except he would not even look at me)..
I rolled over, pressed my body against his back.  Taking a much needed whiff of his mangy hair, “Good morning Tony” I whispered while my hand snuck around to start stroking his (haha) cock.  “Mmm already hard (my pussy flush with pre cum)” gripping his man meat at it’s base.  My kisses landing on his shoulder slowly working their way up to his neck (which ever one, the one on his shoulders or between his legs).  “Oh Frankie” he called out apparently in his sleep.  Yep you guessed it my poor kitty just dried up.  Squeezing his rod a little bit more then usual butt I just rolled out of bed.  Retracing the way to the Sexxee maker, “I don’t remember stripping all the way to..” looking at these clothes.  “Wait these are not mine!”  By this time I was by the beginning of the trail (front door), “Just wait till I cram these ‘Frankie’ clothes down his throat!”
I was standing in the hallway staring at two people.  One was asleep, the other parading over to the bed (double D rack, medium brunette hair) and sliding down to her knees. Me, chestnut hair and at best B+ with matching carpet.  “Hey you!!”  I wanted to say butt instead of kicking in the door I find myself pulling on the one thing she hasn’t got, a bush.  She reached under the covers, I knew exactly what she was reaching for!  My pussy instantly became wet again.  “What am I doing?  Standing in my hallway like a pervert watching him getting..” I stared as her mouth was just inches away from his cock.  Pulling harder on my pubes till I could feel the orgasm.  My finger slid in, targeting the hardening clit, “What am I doing!  He is cheating on me and I’m.. (not expecting the orgasm.. I know it was there all along) I’m Ooo..” clamping my hand over my mouth in a attempt to stay silent (the clothes tumbled to the floor).  There was something about this Frankie that drove me wild.  Her moves, her forwardness or even her perfect body.. that she was playing with right now!  “Oh fuck (watching as she stroked her wet slit) how can she.. deep throat him to his (one finger turned into my whole hand, four plunging me into a orgasm, one rubbing my clitoris furiously) fucking pubes” you can just imagine my shock to see this going on in my bed!  Stumbling backwards till I hit the hallway wall, still don’t know if it was that or the on cuming of the next orgasm that stole my breath away.  Legs spread pumping away as I watched her hold her mouth down on his cock, swallowing.  “Something I wish I could do butt just don’t have the..” the next was a shocker he spanked her ass, I came hard.  By the time I could see straight again her face was planted down on the bed, ass in the air with him eating her out (ewe, how disgusting butt my pussy was leaking like a sieve).  By the time I regained my footing his cock was buried in her ass (once again ewe, butt might be able to change that by using my other hand).  Feeling my ass (never could see why guys liked a woman by their ass), spanking it (this includes groping, jiggling, bouncing and yes spanking my ass another thing I just don’t understand cum on boys my pussy is right there!  You don’t need tits or a ass to make your woman attractive.. do you??)” much to my amazement my pussy got wetter.  Slipping my fingers in and out bringing the next orgasm so quick that I didn’t have time to clamp my hand over my mouth (one finger sliding in and out of my asshole).  “Ooo yeah Ooooh yeah OooohOooohOooohOoooh fucking yesss” I screamed and creamed both at the same time!  This sex thing is getting additive.. not just a once a month thing.  Watching as he lost his load do deep in her ass I could do nothing butt cum (my fucking brains out) and orgasm!  “OooohOooohOooohOoooh fuckkk yesssssssss” I screamed not realizing that this was all out loud.  I guess seeing a girl standing there in the hallway naked, pounding on all her naughty places while watching these two fuck was a big turn off for her.  After a slap to his face (and balls) she stormed out of my bedroom.  I wanted to yell at him butt my fingers had other ideas, still stroking at my pussy, still ‘pounding’ on my ass and yes he even shoved his cock down my throat so he could get sucked again.  So fucking wet had I becum.  In the short of things he is out and Dildo Emporium has a loyal customer now.
Heart Break, your new naughty reader” 
Thank you for this unbelievable story of heart break and triumph cuz one thing that won’t lie is a good dildo or vibrator (or even both).  Personal note go down to Dildo Emporium for a new assortment of toys! 
Jax, hungry eyes for a insatiable sexual appetite.”
“Mmm, just wondering what groupie I could get to turn Cy on” Clarissa wondered out loud while massaging her aching clit.

I [F] fucked my roommate’s pillow

My freshman year of college, I shared a dorm room with another girl and we quickly became very close friends. She was a very cute, small brunette and while I’ve never had bisexual tendencies before, I definitely found myself attracted to her. Halfway through the year, she started dating a guy and and would spend most nights at her boyfriend’s place. Not gonna lie, but I was definitely jealous. Thoughts of her started appearing in my fantasies as I’d pleasure myself alone in our dorm room.

I return back to our dorm late one night after a few drinks, half expecting her to be there… but nope, looks like another night alone. I glance at her bed, and while it’s normally well kept, the sheets are a mess. She must have been here while I was out. Maybe she and her boyfriend enjoyed a quickie here before leaving for the night? Read more »

Meeting two gorgeous locals at the resort (MFF)

I’d just arrived at the resort and was booking in at the check in desk when I looked out the window at the long white sandy beaches. I had come here to see these pristine beaches and to enjoy the beautiful weather and women of Mexico. I finished checking in and went up to my room to get changed into more beach appropriate clothes. Sunglasses, check, blue board shorts, check, white short sleeve shirt, check, and flip flops. I grabbed my wallet and headed straight for the beach. 

The hot sand had barely touched my feet when I noticed all the gorgeous tanned locals that were here. I saw a group heading off to the beach bar and thought I could do with a refreshment.

There were four of the most beautiful tanned locals that caught my eye as they all swarmed the bar, chatting quickly with the bar man ordering some tall fruity cocktails looking like they were out for a good time today. I was liking the energy of cocktails at 1pm in the day. There was one particular gorgeous girl that caught my eye in a figure hugging [black bikini top and multi coloured bottoms](https://imgur.com/a/CvRFnn6) that showed off every one of her glorious curves. Read more »

First Time Trying Desperation and Edging! (Solo [f])

For some context, I’ve been interested in desperation since I was old enough to have sexual interests (even if I didn’t understand what I was doing until years later.) However, it’s never been something I’ve shared with anyone or tried before – just something I’ve enjoyed as erotic material. Also, for the last 5 or so years I was on an antidepressant that absolutely killed my sex drive, until a switch in medication last summer triggered it to come back in full force recently. I’m also finally learning how to make myself cum.

This just happened to me today and OMG I’m in such an incredible state of bliss now and had to share!!

Edit: to add some details

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Both mine and my partner’s sleep schedule had been really messed up, and because of this we’d been sleeping at different, unconventional times. Today, he went to bed at 9 am, while I’d only been awake since the early hours of the morning. An hour or so after he got in bed, I walked the dog. When I came back, he had gotten up to use the washroom, so I sat straight down instead of peeing like I usually do. I peed before leaving, but as someone with a small bladder I tend to have to pee again by the time I get back. I had also drank two bottled Frappuccino drinks over the night to help me stay awake, as well as pop and lots of water, and it was starting to all make its way into my bladder. Read more »

He Fixed More Than My Car.

Of course my old clunker would give out on me today
The radio announced that “ This will be the hottest day of summer thus far “.
I was trying to escape to the beach like everyone else.
Now I’m stuck on the side of the road waiting for a tow truck to arrive.

A co- worker was supposed to introduce me to a good friend of her husband.
It’s been nearly two years since my divorce was finalized and I have still yet to go out on a single date.
My co-worker Nancy and I work in a busy office building populated with plenty of fine male specimens.
I just don’t like to , what’s that saying?
Oh ya. “ shit where I eat”.
What a disgusting saying!
Ok.
Heat is melting my brain.
I’m soooo thirsty I feel like my mouth is stuck together.
I think I see it!
Yes ! The tow truck is coming!
I watched as the guy hooked up my piece of crap car then, he opened the passenger door allowing me to climb in.
This was not the most comfortable task .
I was wearing a long light cotton skirt.
Very sheer and clinging to my body like a magnet.
Luckily, I have my bikini bottoms on underneath.
We didn’t talk as he drove on just country music
playing quietly in the background from his radio.
We finally pulled into the repair shop.
I pulled out my change purse and headed straight to the drink machine.
I swallowed a sprite and a water in about thirty seconds. Read more »

New Army Boi [Part2] [Gay] [Kinks spoilered at top of post]

*This is part two of the* ***New Army Boi*** *series, part 1 can be found* [*here*](https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/lwm2lu/new_army_boi_part_1_gay/)*. This entry features some more kinks, in order they are:* >!Boot licking!< , >!gun play (fetishisation of guns, not danger-related)!< , >!cum denial!< , >!chastity!< . Some other minor kinks too but these are the main few.

*If you have any kinks or ideas you’d like seeing put to word, just shoot me a message with details! I’m very open to requests and would love to help bring your fantasies to life on the page.*

*All characters are consenting, over the age of 18, and purely fictional.*

*Enjoy :)*

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The rest of the evening went as expected. Guys walked around, groping themselves through their uniforms, and you stayed quiet in your bunk for a few minutes as they all slowly got to sleeping. The recruit taking the space above you walked over and began undressing.

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He’s actually a fair deal shorter than the rest of the recruits. Standing at around 5’7, he has strawberry blond hair, as was visible from his pubes, a smooth chest and thin arms and legs. He turns slightly and you can see his round, but tight, ass. He pulls his trousers to his ankles and steps out of them; you struggle not to gawk. Read more »

Salsa Night in Paris [MF][21][Long]

[Part 1. Quite long. Feedback is always appreciated.]

In the early 2000s I was living in Paris on a placement year from my university course, an English guy working for a French tech company. I’d found accommodation in a self-contained little room in a sort of student village, with a cool mix of other English people either studying or working, young French people drawn to Paris from all over the country, and Erasmus programme students from all over Europe. Every weekend people would group up and do interesting cultural things like visiting museums, the latest hipster restaurant, or cheap dive bars.

So when Elle moved in, it was decided a welcoming night out was essential. We made quite a group when, with a few pre-drinks inside us already, half a dozen English girls, me, and a selection of Greek, Spanish and French girls and guys jumped on the Metro to visit a little restaurant in the 6th arrondissement someone had heard about. We crammed into one end of the restaurant, elbows banging against each other at the tiny tables, and ate and drank and laughed until late. Read more »

I [M] fucked an older woman in the ocean but she forgot she had a tampon in

I had a big thing for older women when I was in my 20s, so when I scoured the online dating websites, I focused on those women who were 10 years (or more) older than me. I started talking to one who lived about an hour away. She was a single mom with sexy eyes, dark curly hair and a great mom body. If you read my previous stories, you’ll see this is a huge turn on for me.

We exchanged messages for a few days and then shifted to texting, where I slowly started feeling her out to see how dirty she was. I was a walking boner in my 20s, jerking off multiple times a day, but I also knew women in their 30s were in their sexual prime – so, of course, I took advantage of that.

We agreed to meet at a local beach and see what happened. By then, we were exchanging pictures and sexting more often than we weren’t. On the day we met up, she picked the parking lot and the beach. I remember it being warm and partly cloudy. She was waiting in her SUV when I texted her that I arrived. She said she had to change into her bathing suit, and I said I had to, as well. She told me to get into her car and we’ll change there together. Read more »