I hope you enjoy this absurd dream I just had. It made me wake up in the middle of a wet spot. I haven’t even left my bed yet, and I’m already being productive. Thank you
-Starla
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Cynthia graduated from the police academy at the top of her class, with flying colors. She went above and beyond every other student to learn every concept, mentally and physically sculpting herself into the weapon the law so desperately needed. See, every minute of every day, our land is at war. Not just abroad, but right here. Everyone is afraid to admit it, except for Cynthia. She knew the deal. We are at war with the black man. And we must win, lest all that is great about America will be lost.
She began a hard, bloody campaign against the thug menace, leaving behind a river of blood and pepper spray, with broken bones lying along the riverbed to grow smooth and forgotten. She understood them, and could hunt them in their own lairs, and territory, fearlessly. Within months, she singlehandedly decreased the crime rate in her district, and filled the jails up to bursting with black and brown flesh.