A hole has many uses. It can store things. It can hold objects. It can be filled, and it can be emptied. The hole may start in an empty state, but soon be overflowing with objects. However, holes are unsanitary. After placing objects in a hole, they will inevitably come back to you in worse condition, dirtier and used. I now ask this question: Why use the same hole time and time again, when you can use a new, fresh hole each time?
This is my introductory paragraph, and I’m damn proud of it. This is the only time I’ve ever actually put effort into any writing assignment. If I don’t get a good grade on this bullshit, my English teacher Ms. Duffy will flunk my ass and I’ll get expelled. Fuckin bitch. Why do I have to spend my time writing about shit I don’t care about when my true talent is on the football field? Wish I could tell Ms. Duffy to suck my balls, but unfortunately I need to get on her good side. I’m a great wide receiver on the field, but apparently not good enough for USC to completely disregard my shit grades. I just need one A in a class, and they’ll offer me that football scholarship.