[MF] Staining the couch

In my early 20s, I was totally friend-zoned by one of the only females in my group of high school friends.

She developed from the gangly, brace-faced band girl into the sorority girl that paid tuition by stripping. She always joked that she was a stick-figure with tits, and she was right. I remember her in a [bikini](http://imgur.com/a/MXE0L) would have great hip bones, a perfect mound, and amazing tits, plus a smile that lit up the room.

Once we hit 21, we would hit the local bars, and we would wing man for each other. She would talk me up to chicks, I would give her a “safe base” when flirting with guys.

One night, after a night of drinking, I asked “How come we never hooked up?”

“Well, I’ve thought about it a bunch. You have a great looking cock, but it would be weird.” (I was the guy that would get naked and run through a party.)

“I guess so, but I don’t want to date you anymore. You’re cool, but let’s be fair: you’re a crazy girlfriend.” I had crushed on her hard when I was still a virgin in college, and she had broken my heart when she was dating/sleeping around. I had truly moved on from thinking she was “the one”, but I always wanted to pound her out.

Making my first amateur porn… With my boyfriends best friend [MF]

Quick facts. Me: 22F. Aaron: 23M. Jack: 27M. Look in my history if you want pics of what I look like ;)

Selling Aaron, my boyfriend of five years, on a good idea is all a matter of picking the right words.

“Someday, I want to make a porn video,” I said one day in passing as I’m doing dishes.

“Yeah right,” he responded. “I’m way too self conscious to ever do anything like *that.*”

See, Aaron never picked out the subtlety of how I popped the question. I never said “I want to make a porn *with you*.” (though I totally would, mind you.) I did, however, drop a little hint to let him know that I was happy to be in front of a camera, showing off my skills… A thought that popped back into his head at exactly the right place, at exactly the right time, just last night.

I really get off sending nude pics to hot redditors…maybe you will be next? [F] [exhibitionism] [masturbation]

Throwaway account. Didn’t know this sub existed! This is actually a gonemild story that turned wild. I have always been somewhat of a tease, and exhibitionism appeals to me since I am often told my height and features make me appear model-ish. I’m very thin, very long-legged, very tall at 6 feet 3 inches, and I have long auburn hair with fairly pale skin. I posted non-nude, sexy photos on gonewild after having too much alcohol and being horny. They didn’t do well and people told me to get naked or post on gonemild. I don’t like the idea of just putting naked pics of me on the internet, so I only did a few gonemild posts and deleted each post after I got off.

 

The Cam Girl Pt. 2

Harold fairly sang through the next day. He had tried to help someone. He felt like Olivia’s hero yet slightly dirty because of the circumstances of their meeting. The only other valiant effort he made in life lately was to try and lift the crushing existential horror at work by telling people jokes and acting crazy. Work crazy, not crazy crazy. Luckily he had memorized jokes in the major categories that humans found humerous and was always ready with a zinger about work, sex, or farting, when the time came.

“How are you doing Harold?” The question came from Peter the Dwarf. Of course no one called him this but he was in fact very short in stature, and named Peter, so the name fit in Harold’s mind.

“Oh fine thanks, just finishing up this work.”

“Coming to the party this weekend Harold? All the boys will be there.”

If by, “the boys,” Peter meant the psychopathic group of probable date-rapists that comprised the database sales division, then he would have liked to miss it.

“Yes, Sir, of course I am coming. I will bring a ham.”

[FM] a raobj from the other side of the country

She came from thousands of miles away and absolutely blew my mind. It was a short romance, 20 hours as she pointed out in our parting kiss. And it was a fucking amazing 20 hours. .
r/raobj had a post about someone visiting my town before Christmas and as an addendum to her trip, she might want to meet up with a local guy to sample the local goods and see the sights. I threw my name into the hat, hoping but not really expecting much to come of it. Then low and behold I got a nice response back with a verification picture and everything. She instantly had my attention and we quickly moved to Kik to get to know eachother. After some fun bantering back and forth and sharing some risqué photos I had my heart crushed as we figured out I would be busy with a family obligation while she was here for the weekend. And then as another crusher, she read one of my posted stories about being involved one in a 4 some with another girl of her same ethnicity. I didn’t understand it, but her fetish was to be the first girl of that ethnicity the guy had been with so I was disqualified as a sexual partner. .
I kept up the conversation with nice guy tips on hikes and things to do whole she was here, but assumed I was out of the running with all the other potential guys in this area. One evening she was clearly horny and needing some entertainment so I tried a r/gonewildaudio move by calling her up and telling her a sexy story while she masturbated in bed. Her little moans and heavy breathing got me insanely worked up as I told the story to the point I was casually masturbating as I described taking her as we sunbathed nude on a deserted tropical beach. As I came in her (in the story) I heard her climax as well and a glimmer of hope surfaced in my mind that I might still be in the running if I could somehow work out a way to catch her when she was here.
Cue, winter Snowpocalypse 2017. It was a good one. We got buried and flights were cancelled. Her flight in particular. I’d be lying if I didn’t admit to being ecstatic that she rescheduled her visit, and I could catch her this time! We talked almost every day in the 3 or so weeks until she arrived. There was another bedtime naughty story telling over the phone and a whole lot of joking, [flirting](http://i.imgur.com/cskX5A6.jpg), [picture](http://i.imgur.com/GIYyBER.jpg) and video sharing through Kik in those 3 weeks and I was completely obsessed. The workaround for having already been-with-a-girl like-her cherry popped was (her suggestion) if I beat her at a round of pool I might get my dick sucked but sex was off the table (I had my doubts about her resoluteness here but played it cool). She insisted she could deep throat [me](http://i.imgur.com/tXX4lFE.jpg) and I insisted she couldn’t, partly just in fun but I really had not had anyone get 100% of it down ever. I’d had enough to know it was an amazing sensation but it was always accompanied by a gag reflex that limited how far I could go and how long I could stay there. I was in for a treat… .
She arrived on a Saturday and spent the day checking out town. We traded some fun flirty messages that evening and arranged a hike the next day. I mentioned that since I couldn’t make it until tomorrow she could swing into our local sex club! She said shortly after that she was considering it and I didn’t hear anything else from her that night. I assumed (correctly) she had a good evening there and couldn’t wait to hear how it went the next day.
. I knocked on her room at about 9am as arranged and got a lovely surprise as she opened the door freshly showered and in a VERY sexy, short, silk robe. She was “fun sized” to the point that I was over a foot taller than her and I was looking forward to tossing her around the bed that night. She was very fit, had a great ass (despite what you think about it ??), and breasts people pay thousands of dollars for. 32DDD is an incredible combo on a tiny girl. Her long hair just got me going that much more and I couldn’t wait to knot my fingers into it as I kissed her later. I found out her night had gone on very late and she’d gotten to play with the cute female half of a couple she met at the club. This had left her very horny. I felt almost zero “getting-to-know-you” jitters since we had been chatting for so long before which easy really nice, so we hopped on the bed to talk for a bit. Before 5 minutes had gone by she jumped on me and pressed her sexy full lips into mine for the first time. It was heaven! I was so surprised but probably shouldn’t have been considering the amount of build up we had going and her evening activities earlier. Her hard-to-get persona fell apart immediately and my hands started exploring her body underneath the robe. I had to laugh a bit, as this was the opposite of what I was expecting; she was tearing at me like an animal! That bet we had regarding the winner of the pool game was forgotten completely. .
She had maybe the best, perfect, most sexy, breasts I had ever gotten to hold, and I do not exaggerate. Each was two handfuls and on her tiny frame they were just overwhelmingly [fuckable](http://i.imgur.com/91XqCpC.jpg). I probably spent way too much time worshipping them but damn, a good pair shall not go to waste, EVER. I stripped her robe and [lingerie](http://i.imgur.com/05PLw37.jpg) bra off (which I had unknowingly helped her pick out earlier in the month as she sent dressing room photos) and then I undressed for her. Just by how she handled me, I could immediately tell she knew what she was doing. She was a self professed cumslut and immediately got to work milking my cock for all the cum I could give her. She was good. From her knees she worked on me as I stood with my head back to the ceiling in heaven. You know that first electric touch sensation? Yeah, I was reveling in it as she stroked and drooled on my shaft. She was sloppy and I loved it. I laid back on the bed and she double fisted my cock for a bit and worked her hands and mouth up and down the shaft. She shifted herself to get a better angle on my curved cock and in the process moved her sweet little pussy close enough for me to start playing with it. As expected she was soaked already and I made immediate use of that with my fingers once they pulled her thong [aside](http://i.imgur.com/77zY88Z.jpg). I got about 20 seconds of feeling her and tasting my fingers before she expertly aligned her throat to my curved cock and made it disappear. Completely. No hesitation, no pause. Just. One. Big. Gulp. .
I don’t know what noises I made but I’d imagine they were the happiest noises I’ve ever made. One of my go-to pornos to get off fast is deepthroat porn and I was suddenly living that fantasy. She just swallowed it and kept it down for a good while. I could feel her tongue caressing my shaft, then it wrapped around the loose skin at the base and she pushed even further just to make sure she got it all! Her tiny mouth opened completely still pressed teeth into the base of my cock and that tiny bit of pain just added to the pleasure really. I wouldn’t have it any other way. ;) After a few more breaths and deep throats she smiled up at me with lips full of drool and a big smile. I grabbed her head and pressed my lips and tongue to hers hard. That was heaven. She went back down on me and this time I tried some thrusting, cautiously at first but once she grabbed my hips and guided me in and out, as deep as I could push my 7″ into her, I just became drunk with pleasure and started truly face fucking her. That little sexy throat was mine for the taking and although I wanted to be so rough with her, but I really had only met her 15 minutes ago (literally) so stayed somewhat controlled as I explored a sexy, fun-sized woman with zero gag reflex who could hold her breath for what seemed like forever. In the weeks before meeting she had mentioned she liked getting face fucked while on her back hanging her head off the bed. I was happy to oblige. She begged for my cum before I began to use her sexy little cumslut throat so I started fucking her throat in earnest, only pausing every 30 seconds or so for her to breathe while I pumped my spit-coated cock with my hand. I could tell I wasn’t going to last long. This was literally my top fantasy and that fact overwhelmed my senses. I had to bury my face between her legs for a little while too since she was my captive audience her on the bed. I leaned forward to a 69 position, still thrusting deep into her mouth, pulled her white panties aside, and licked her swollen, sexy outer lips several times before parting them and enjoying her heavenly wetness. She tasted SO good! I immediately wanted so much more. And I was that much more aroused. Enjoying her scent, taste, and soft lips was going to put me over the edge quickly. .
I could tell she was getting close to needing air but my orgasm wasn’t going to wait and I started thrusting a little erratically and pushing as deep into her throat as I could. Thoughts of her comfort left my mind as I pushed deep and let the pleasure wash over me. My head swelled and released several days of built up sexual anticipation. Her teeth dug into the base of my cock a little painfully but I just embraced the sensation and kept thrusting and spurting into her. .
As the orgasm subsided I backed away from her And let the last drops of cum run down my cock as I stood over her. The satisfied smile I saw from her just made me lean down and kiss her deeply. I’m not a big fan of kissing after a bj but for the first time I just didn’t care and pressed my face to hers, probably a little aggressively in my excitement, nibbled her beautiful lips, smeared her spit around with my lips and tongue as we kissed, and just generally reveled in my deep throat experience with her and all the pleasure she’d just provided me. I felt like a total porn star. I wanted to give back and get her an orgasm of her own but she insisted no, at least for the moment. I could have kept her busy in the hotel for every second of that day but we had hiking plans for the day and she was, after all, on a mission to see the area in a weekend. It dawned on me that we only had 19 more hours together before this cute, sexy little lady was going to disappear on me back to far away lands. We had a busy day ahead…

[MF] first post!!! looked her up few years later found her on pornhub!

Rushing this story btw! Many moons ago i was out a typical friday night mash up. Drinks were flowing then a friend cme through the door with this absoulute stunner. Long blond hair, tattoos, tight body. As i were talking to him he was on about taking her home after the night out. Thumbs up from me i said, get in there lad! Anyways few hours later he just disappears to get the last bus home, left this lass here on her own. She tagged along with the rest of us. What the fuck was he thinking! We drank more beers and shots and all my mates decided to go on to the club, far too early for me so i stuck around and she says ill stick with you…. fine by me! We drank more, chatted abit then headed to the club. She forgot her id and she got id’d (she was 20 at the time just to let you know) i couldnt leave her on her own so i went to another pub and got us more drinks. Out of the blue she just starts showing me videos of herself fingering herself and she starts rubbing my cock under the table! I was fucking in! Anyways we went do to the parish church garden and we fucked for a good half hour. Walked back to the taxi rank and saw some mates, they knew exactly what happened from my muddy knees and her muddy ass. Took her back home and fucked her senseless! Looked her up a few years later and shes a cam girl and got a few lesbian videos on porn hub! My claim to fame!

[FM] Girl I found on tumblr becomes my cum slut

It was a cold Monday night, I had just made a tumblr account, scrolling through I found a really cute Bi-sexual blonde Australian girl, she had cup DD sized tits. I decided to message her, she was quick to reply, while talking I found out that she lived in the same state as me, she was one of the cutest girls I had seen in a while. Soon our conversation drifted to porn, she told me that she was very open minded and watched lesbian porn, we both were starting to get turned on, we were both flirting back and forth. When I asked her what she was doing, she replied with “Laying in bed, ahh spoilt water all over my bed”, I was quick to reply with “are you sure it’s water ;)”. She knew I was hinting at that fact that she might be wet, sadly she had to go to bed, she said goodnight and asked me to text her tomorrow.

(until now, the story was true. From here Its made up)

[FM] The Arrangement

I met him off Craigslist. I wasn’t looking for anything in particular but I posted a personals ad looking for friends. I was bored and I needed entertainment. Skimming through all the replies was tiring but I sent a reply to a few. *ding* My inbox chimed as I received notification of a new email. His response was short but sweet.

 

“Hey, I saw you post and I promise I read the whole thing and I can definitely say most of it is also true for myself. I know what it’s like to work the hours that you do and how hard it can be for you to meet someone to connect with. I’m a down to earth guy who’s just looking to meet new friends as well. I haven’t had much luck so I thought to myself, what the hell lets go for it. I hope you give me a chance, you won’t regret it. – A”

 

I felt a genuine vibe from the message so I responded back in a positive and upbeat manner.

 

[MMF]My Wife’s Valentine’s Day Surprise

I’m sorry if this is the wrong subreddit, not sure where it would fall on the spectrum. I tried to post last night, but apparently I can’t post until the throwaway has existed for a day.

My wife and I wanted to do something special for Valentine’s Day. Both of us work during the week, so we decided to celebrate a couple of days early. We’d been talking for a while about switching roles; up until today, all that had ever been used on me was some of her dildos, and I knew that felt great, but I wanted to get fucked, and she wanted to feel what it was like fucking me. Therefore, we went to the sex shop yesterday and bought a Feeldoe slim; I saw the other ones available, and definitely thought they would be too big.

While we were on the way back from the store, we were talking about our upcoming experience. I said that I really wanted to get as submissive as possible, since up until now I’d always been the dominant one between us, and she’d been the submissive. She suggested we tie me up; I thought if my legs were tied it might make things difficult on our first time, but I gladly accepted having my hands tied to the bed. I also suggested she blindfold me; she’s done it a few times while dildoing me and jerking me off, and the sensory deprivation is amazing.