Her profile on POF was very standoffish, one of the types that some people use to troll dudes with. I took the bait and whipped out my fresh banter because I was bored and wanted a challenge. She accepted and as we bantered back and forth she was amused and we traded phone numbers and pictures. Soon after we setup a time for her to be over. It wasn’t as simple as that everyone, but I want to set a quick stage for the events that followed.
She was a big girl, but strong. Imagine Gwendoline Christie but shorter with some D cups, same short hair. She lifted weights, but also lifted food like no one else. She came through my door with her bag of mini bottles and a 2-liter to mix them because this is how my life was at this point, and I accepted a certain amount of crazy and frenzy. She starts hard and we flirt and chat. She had told me she was married and that it was unhappy, but hearing that it had been years of no sexual contact made me feel especially bad for her. So I played my part, made her feel relaxed and at home. Feeling more at ease we would stand and sit closer and closer together. Why was that worded like that? Because she couldn’t stand still and she was anxious. We soon found ourselves within kissing distance. I put my arms around her and slowly went in for the kiss and let her finish the distance. She was a sloppy kisser, lips over mine and her hands started rubbing my crotch. After a minute of making my face wet she started moving towards the bedroom and I followed.