True story, with some embellishments, to make the story flow.
Look for the @******@ for the start of the sexy stuff.
This encounter happened about two weeks ago, when my wife was out of town, visiting family, up north. I didn’t have enough vacation time, and she was happy enough to leave me at home to take care of things there.
She left on the Saturday and drove straight through, calling me with updates every few hours, and ended up driving all 13 hours in one day.
That Saturday and Sunday, I really didn’t do much, just watched tv, cleaned the house and, of course, streamed porn to my big screen tv.
I love to masturbate to porn, and it’s so much better on a 52” tv, vs your phone!
In any case Monday came around, and work was on my agenda. I woke up, showered, had breakfast and took a coffee to go. Hopped into my car, and turned the key… SHIT! My car wouldn’t start!
Of all the god damn times to stop working, on a Monday morning!
Feeling extremely frustrated, I called work, explained the situation and then called a mechanic friend of mine to take a look.
He said that he would swing by later today and see if he could get it running again. Thanking him, I decided that I needed to book an Uber to get to work.