# Here Comes the Bride
Here Comes the Bride
[I walk into my apartment with a load of groceries and Stacey and Kelley are both on the couch reading a bridal magazine.] “Did I proposed to you two in my sleep?” [Kelley looks up and smiles] “Maybe. Just kidding my little sister had these left over from when she was looking for her wedding dress and we got interested.”
[I head to the kitchen to put the groceries away and start dinner.] “Who wants Shepard pie? Or would you like some beef tips and buttered noodles?”
[Stacey is on the couch still looking at the bridal Magazine and Kelley is washing the dinner dishes. I am at my desk doing some remote work for a private client of mine] “Will, do you think this would look good on me?” [Stacey sits up and turns the magazine towards me] “You realize you just asked a man about fashion, or do I need to remind you of the Sandal/sock debacle?” [I turn to look at the mag and realize I can not say that I would worshiper her as a Satin clad goddess in this dress.] “Yes you would be a beautiful bride in that. With your black hair and that white dress.” [I need a cold shower right now.] “Will, I think I would look great in the dress two pics to the left” [said Kelley…oh crap I need to import a water fall flowing melted snow water on my…I now have two goddesses in satin to worship] “Yes your eyes would pop in that.” [God forgive me but I am changing my religion to the worship of Kelley and Stacey in White satin bridal gowns]