**Background:** way back in the *beforetimes,* I came home to my parents’ house in the suburbs to stay with them for what we thought would be two or three weeks to wait out COVID. That was in February, and I’m still here. ? We have a BIG family – there are like 11 of us. I am very domestic by nature and so spend a lot of time helping out with the little kids, cooking/cleaning etc. When I can, I get away and lock myself in my tiny childhood bedroom to work part-time on my computer. (That’s mostly when I get to write to you, my lovely fellow stupid sluts.)
So the problem is, I’m stuck here living with my family in quarantine. My access to good dick was almost totally shut off. It completely drove me crazy for months. I almost wore out my jackrabbit in the little privacy I got. I got depressed, lost the drive to stay in shape, and I swear my skin broke out.
**Okay, now the good stuff you all actually want to hear:**