TL;DR at bottom
So, for those of you who read about my hookup with [Katrina](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/kojpiv/it_started_with_an_impromptu_lap_dance_f_it_ended/) at a UN conference, my sexual exploits for the next few months were rather disappointing. I was still thinking that I would rather have a girlfriend than just hook up with girls. But when my dating life didn’t get any better, I figured I’d try a few hookups, but they all ended without satisfaction, and most ended before sex. It turns out, Katrina was just really sensitive and easy to please; I wasn’t a natural born sex god. I had to learn and read how to do various things PROPERLY. So, for awhile, things went back to, as the Lonely Island put it, “the not havin’ sex ways of the past.”