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Yum: First post! (Real conversation I’ve had on Reddit. Emojis used to protect the innocent or not so innocent ?.)

Hi guys! So as you can see…. This is my first post in this subreddit. I’ve been wanting to post here but, wasnt sure, what, exactly ?. Anyway, let’s get to the porn, I MEAN PLOT! Let me know if I should post more or not. Thanks!

Yum

?: Goddamn you’re sexy I’m jealous of whoever gets to play with you

?Ughhhh I wish. I’m usually all alone in my bed at night. Have to keep it warm all. By. My. Self.

?: An ass like that, alone?! Seems like a damn crime

?: YES and I know exactly who I want to arrest Imao mne

?: I’d let you put cuffs on me

?: Ooh wish I had frame to cuff you to. Let me have my WICKED way with you lol

?: What would you do to me if I was cuffed?

?: 0000H I’m sure there’s at least a couple things I could but where to start

?: Anywhere you want. Read more »

Boner Check- Prankster Sister gets the better of her brother.

My sister really had no choice. She was always destined to be a joker and a prankster.

Our father was a well-known for his sense of humor in his family, always quick with a pun in reply to whatever your question was. My sister clearly inherited that gene. She was born on April 1st, and that just seemed to enhance her humor. And then, there was the matter of her name.

All the women on my mother’s side of our family have Mae as a middle name. Essie Mae, Bonnie Mae, etc. Our last name, courtesy of our dad, is Juneau, just like the capital of Alaska. So, when she was born, my sister was given the name April Mae Juneau. With a name like that, from a family like ours, and being born on that day, she was destined from the start to cause trouble. Read more »

Blackmailed Through the Newspaper

***This is a fictional erotic story written by me, about me and from my point of view. You should not be reading this if you’re not of legal age, 18 in America, 21 in some other countries. I do not preface or end any of my stories with the explanation of how consent was given. Go to my page and read my pin with a full explanation as to why. This is my fantasy, not yours. You are not being forced to read this, so if you choose to then be nice and enjoy. ☺️***

I went outside to grab the mail when I noticed a newspaper on the drive way. I went to pick it up, not thinking about it too much as I continue to the mailbox. As I grab the mail, I start to think more – we never get newspapers. I don’t know what year the rest of the world is in, but we live in 2021 and use the Internet. Why today? How weird. Read more »

New FWB Broke My Dry Spell And Gave Me The Best Sex Of My Life [MF] (M25, F28)

Sexy stuff begins at *****, for those who are impatient/horny as I sometime am.

This was fairly recent in January. Like everyone else, quarantine has dried up a lot of my dating/fwb prospects, and the last girl I had dated and had sex with was 4 months prior to this. With my unrelenting sex drive, I’d been visiting Reddit almost daily to admire the beautiful women who are kind/horny enough to share nudes to strangers online (the real mvp’s!!). But it still lacked the personal connection I desired. So, armed with my smartphone and multiple Tinder-esque apps, day by day I was swiping away.

I’m not a greek god or anything, but I’m not a bad looking guy. 6’1″, blonde hair/blue eyes, and slim-fit (enough for a 6-pack outline), and, if I do say so myself, nice forearms (rock climbing has done wonders for them). Even so, I was really struggling to get a match, and whenever I would, the conversation would die down before we met up. Read more »

A tease too far – [MF] 36/33

We had decided to do something different for March. We had a lot of great sex for February, with Valentine’s Day, my birthday, our anniversary.

For March, it was going to be different. No masturbation, no porn, and a slow escalation week to week. Week one was staying in our underwear, hands off the underwear zone. Pretend we were under strict rules not to be sexual, but of course we immediately set about skirting the rules. The first several days hands slipped along panty lines, up and down thighs, tickling that spot on her neck. The tension was definitely building.

On Thursday we decided to up the ante. Surely it would be fine if we were naked, we could absolutely keep our hands to ourselves, right? Sure, absolutely.

We stripped down and slid under the covers. Hands immediately started to wander, but we kept good for the most part. Just light teasing. We settle down for sleeping time, her little spoon and me big spoon. There is some debate over who started this. My wife insists it started with my hands starting to drift across her chest and lightly touching her nipples. I think it started with her hot little booty grinding against me. Maybe it was both? Read more »

Chapter 2 – The kinky adventures of Tom and I

**For a little back ground read this story first.**

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I spent every other weekend at Mom’s and sometimes I’d have Tom pick me up from school so I could spend the night or just be there for dinner. It was a very fun time… and my constant need for sex was quite evident even back then. I rally enjoyed pushing the envelope even back then. On the way home from school, sometimes I’d slide over in Tom’s truck, unbutton his pants and suck his cock right there in the school parking lot. Other times if I knew he was picking me up, I’d wear a naughty little school girl outfit and right before ending bell I’d slide into the bathroom and take my panties off. The when I got in his truck I’d lean against the passenger door and give him a bit of a show as I rubbed my pussy and let him taste it from my fingers. I remember one time I got pretty bold and just wore a oversized sleep shirt with no panties and I slid in between Mom and Tom as they sat on the couch under a blanket and I’d secretly pull Toms hand right to my soaked pussy and he obliged by teasing me right tot he edge as my mom read her book. There seemed to be a constant escalation of sexual tension between Tom and I and our sexual energy seemed to feed off each other. Read more »

Watch a naughty video… it consumed me until I had to act it out at work [F]

I want to tell you about the first time I made myself cum at work, it was intense. So it was a few years ago now, I was working as a temp in a highly successful well know company – I had a 6 week stint there to help out during a maternity absence.

I had been there around about a week, they all seemed nice and were really friendly. I had my own office, small and cute, but fairly open and easily seen into. I had been really getting into porn and watching hot videos whilst using toys etc to make myself cum, at home. I guess you could say I had reached the age where I wanted to explore my body thoroughly.

One night, I found a video online and there was a middle aged woman who was a marketing manager with her own office – the video started with her making a phone call, which ended with flirty banter and her telling the guy she was talking to that he was a bad man. She put the phone down and started to bite her lip – she had THE look. Read more »

[FM] How did I wind up with a hot girl seventeen years younger than me?

First time posting here, so go easy one me. This might be a bit long winded, stick with me.

I was 42 years old and living a great life. Wonderful wife and three young kids I love dearly. A beautiful home (major city in Midwest) and a successful business career (VP of Finance for a publicly traded company). Life was rolling. Then the unthinkable happens, complete and utter tragedy hits. My wife is diagnosed with an aggressive cancer and an intense treatment ensues. It doesn’t matter, we lose her in less than a year. The trauma is extreme for me and my kids. I am initially in denial, but quickly move to extreme fear about raising these kids on my own. I am blessed to be surrounded by family members who step in the help manage all aspects of family life. Thank god for them. They made things as “normal” as could be. They took on so much, school and sports pickup schedules, meals, sleepovers with cousins, you name it. An amazing response and they probably saved my kids long term mental health. Read more »

Tindering in Uganda [MF] [MF] [MF]

[Originally written March, 2017]

It’s my final day of an approximately 10-day trip to Uganda, partly for business and partly for pleasure. Regular readers will recall that I love checking out the sex scene in other parts of the world and understanding what the norms and conventions are, how people go about doing the dating and mating dance, and all of that.

For that reason I’ve been looking forward to this trip for a while. While I did have my South African Stripper encounter a few years back I haven’t had a lot of experience with sex on the African continent and I was excited to experience it a bit more first-hand. I did go on OK Cupid a few months ago just to see what was what and it was pretty much a wasteland. So I figured I’d try Twitter, another trusty standby, or if that didn’t work out I figured I’d hang out at some bars and nightclubs and check out the scene there.

As it turned out there was no need to hang out in bars and nightclubs. Read more »