[M]y Life as a Legit Manwhore

My bio: 33, white, 6’3″, blond/blue, 7.5″ cock that is as thick as a Coke can, did some paid porn in college as “the chubby guy with the chubby cock”, married for a few years, got depressed and even chubbier after the divorce…but lost 50lbs and got into great shape during COVID.

Last fall, after getting into much better shape and feeling better about myself, I decided to at least *try* online dating. I downloaded Tinder, Bumble, Hinge, etc. and got some decent pictures, wrote some self-deprecating shit, etc. Dating during a pandemic seemed like a terrible idea, but staying home every night seemed even worse.

I went on a few socially-distanced dates. The women were nice, but not all that interesting. I deleted a few of the apps, but for some reason did not delete Bumble. Thank God. A few days of ignoring it…and a notification pops up. A cute blonde woman named “Kat” has matched with me and messaged me.

Kat is attractive, writes well, and loves to travel. She’s pithy and funny. I smile. I write back. We banter. We start texting. We agree to meet the next night.

Truth or Strip with Two Best Friends [MF]

This begins at a large house party with one of my good friends whom I’ll be calling Issy. Issy is a girl build like an angel: short, and thin around the waist, but with a juicy set of tits (E cup maybe?) and an ass and thighs thick enough to make a kardashian jealous, except of course that for her, it was all natural. Anyway, the party was being hosted by another one of our friends but him and his girlfriend had disappeared upstairs long ago and it was late so Issy and I decided we would leave. I offered to walk her home since it was dark and we had both had quite a bit to drink; she agreed.

[MF] [Soft BDSM] Our first encounter

When we became acquaintances, it was because of a story she posted here. I was annoyed for the lack of continuation and we started exchanging messages that gone soon porn flavored but in no time we turned borderline, it was like a daily contest that kept me focused for months.

Fast forward, about half a year later, in a random evening when we probably had a few drinks too much, I had a weakness moment and I accepted without being asked that I need and want her. Not as most humans do, but this time it wasn’t hardcore either. I was in a lazy moment and I was imagining her laying next to my couch with some belts keeping her ankles together, her knees, and her hands close to her body. I just wanted to watch porn, to jerk off all day long, and to cum on her face, tits, and ass. So by the dawn we set the date, booked her flight and a hotel room.

I’m Sorry I Broke Your Bed (Part 2) [MF] [Incest]

Part 1:

I’m Sorry I Broke Your Bed (Part 1) [DWP] [Incest] from eroticliterature

Chelsey woke up first the next morning. As her eyes opened to the morning glow coming through her window, she could feel her brother’s warmth against her. Despite her little experience with her brother during the small hours of the morning, she felt very well rested. However, clean she did not feel, and indeed there was a layer of sweat between herself and her familial interloper, as well as a sticky feeling between her legs. Speaking of her brother, Josh’s arms were still about her, one on her breast and the other between her legs. Beyond that, Chelsey could feel Josh’s morning wood pressing against her thick but firm ass.

She untangled herself from him and got up, proceeding to the bathroom to shower. When she was nice and dry, she returned to find Josh awake in her bed.

“Morning Josh,” she said nonchalantly, though with a hint of affection.

Josh sat up, uncovering his top half. He flexed his right hand, dirtied and sore from the night’s deed. “Ow, is your hand sore every time you go at it?” He asked, not being used to fingering.

So… I Fucked My Dad’s Friend This Weekend… Again [MM]

It’s hard to top getting teased and pushed to the edge and then finally climaxing to knee-shuddering completion while watching a live feed of yourself get pumped with cum by a hot older gentleman. Or at least that was what I was thinking as I sprawled out – naked from the waist down – on the deep-set plush wrap around couch in the dimly lit home theater of Henry’s vacation rental. I was absent-mindedly playing with my still-sensitive cock and tugging slightly at my recently-drained balls as I thought about the events in the night that had a led to this feeling of pure satisfaction and relaxation.

I had been at a fancy cocktail party feeling completely out of place and was just on the cusp of bailing with the one person there I knew, when Henry had stepped out of the crowd. He was an old friend and co-worker of my dad’s whom I had jerked off thinking about during my early years of discovering my bi-sexuality. At the time, he was one of the only gay men I knew that completely fit my favorite ‘type’. (My first introduction to that side of me had come at the hands of a ‘daddy’ and even to this day, I harbor a special weakness for confident, experienced older gentleman.)

[M]y girlfriend and her [F]riends have a strange rule – Part 5

Thank you all so much for your kind comments and messages. I really appreciate all of them. Enough of you have told me I should write a book that I’m seriously considering it, watch this space for a Kickstarter at some point maybe! It’s incredible that this is even a possibility, thank you all so much for your encouragement.

Speaking of books, your patience has been rewarded with this novella-sized chapter. As always the pictures included are for reference sake.

Anyway, here’s Part 5. Enjoy!

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Claire had asked “Do you want to set things up with Danielle or should I?” I stared at her for a moment, processing that she’d already moved on and was planning ahead. Now that Andrea was out of the equation, Danielle was obviously next up on the fucklist. I thought about it for a moment and decided that I quite liked the idea of Claire “setting things up” with Danielle, acting like her pimp in a way. When I told her that, she gave me her classic wicked smile and started texting furiously.

Someone I know secretly wants to fuck me … and I think it’s my dance teacher. (The Acquainted: Part 1) [M/F] [Long]

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“Wait … someone that I ‘know well’ wants to meet up and fuck … and they don’t want me to find out who they are?”

Robin felt her face blush bright red with a mixture of embarrassment and confusion. It’s a good thing that she waited until she’d walked back into her apartment to tear the ornate gold-foil seal off the envelope and read its contents.

(Her nosy old neighbor Mr. Jenkins had been shuffling past the complex’s wall of mailboxes and probably would have plucked the letter from her hands if he’d seen the look of shock on Robin’s face.)

The heat subsided from her cheeks and she turned the letter over to see if there were any details included on the back. None. Just the few paragraphs on the front and the oddly formal envelope without a return address.

“This has to be some kind of prank,” she mumbled to herself. “They can’t seriously expect me to … I mean, does someone actually think I would … “ She was at a complete loss for words.

Someone I know secretly wants to fuck me … and I think it’s my dance teacher. (The Acquainted: Part 1) [M/F] [Long]

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“Wait … someone that I ‘know well’ wants to meet up and fuck … and they don’t want me to find out who they are?”

Robin felt her face blush bright red with a mixture of embarrassment and confusion. It’s a good thing that she waited until she’d walked back into her apartment to tear the ornate gold-foil seal off the envelope and read its contents.

(Her nosy old neighbor Mr. Jenkins had been shuffling past the complex’s wall of mailboxes and probably would have plucked the letter from her hands if he’d seen the look of shock on Robin’s face.)

The heat subsided from her cheeks and she turned the letter over to see if there were any details included on the back. None. Just the few paragraphs on the front and the oddly formal envelope without a return address.

“This has to be some kind of prank,” she mumbled to herself. “They can’t seriously expect me to … I mean, does someone actually think I would … “ She was at a complete loss for words.

Reporter’s dilemma part 07

When Cindy returned home, she immediately called Caroline and told her all about her first starring role. Caroline listened with amazement, she didn’t know how horny her cousin was, until now.

“Gregor said you don’t have to bring me with you tomorrow, I passed my ‘casting couch’ interview with flying colors!” she giggled. “He said that he wants to do a porno starring us two together, I’m up for that! Ever done it with another woman, Caroline? I have, and you’ll love the loving, smooth stroking, the soft skin, so sensual, so erotic. I knew my way around another woman’s thighs, oh yeah, think of me, your very own cousin, between your thighs, giving your sweet fuck-hole the kind of doting, licking, wet, hot pleasure that women can give each other so well. I’ve wanted to be a kissing cousin with you baby, for a long time! Sounds good, doesn’t it baby?”

The juicing up of her tight pussy responded in the affirmative, she whispered, “Yes, oh that sounds so nice.”

“The online feed for my first role will be ready this evening, you’ll get the free download if you enter Cindy on the promo line. Then you’ll get to see me, Cindy, AKA Carlotta Cock Slut, in her first starring role!”

The filming craigslist couple[MF]

Back in the golden days of Craigslist personal ads I found a post where some guy was looking for guys to fuck his wife. I thought it was an interesting concept so I clicked on the ad. There were no pictures and only a brief description that a guy wanted to have a guy or two fuck his wife while he filmed it. I wrote my email describing myself and why I thought I was going to be a good fit for them. To my surprise I heard back fairly quickly. We exchanged emails for a day or two getting to know the situation and what was expected. It was a married couple and the husband was unable to satisfy his wife, he liked to find other men to have sex with her and he liked to film it so he could watch it while he was away. He then said that he finds guys, vets them and then he passes them on to her for final approval. Apparently I passed the tests and he gave me her skype name.