I was getting our house ready to sell, and also selling all of our furniture, kids toys, and basically everything. I needed to pressure wash the driveway. I work with a guy that lives down the block, and we know each other well enough to borrow a pressure washer. I’m over at his house picking it up, and his wife is out in the garage with us. She is 5’4, at least 170lbs, chubby, she has this almost bowl style haircut, that always seems to be in her face. I have interacted with her before, and I have never once thought she is attractive. I can’t stand her voice, and she making this simple pressure washer pick up as difficult as can be. She gives a solid five minute tutorial on how to use it, freaks out because I have to take it apart to fit it in my car, and she is being a total bitch. She starts laying in to her husband about how he needs to pressure wash their driveway, but now he can’t because I’ll have it until who knows when. I try to deflect some this by thanking them, and mentioning that we are selling absolutely everything, and I will give them a great price on anything they want. This has the right effect, and she asks if she can come over now and have a look.
Tag: Porn
Adding the “squirt” flavour to my sex life [F]
How have I lived this long without knowing about this? Why does no-one (outside reddit) talk about this? So many people are missing out!
Here’s how it all started:
The guy I was seeing on and off asked while we were messaging one day if I had ever squirted. The answer was a straight no, and to be honest I’d never tried. I had always thought squirting was an urban myth, or some kind of made up event that only happened in porn… boy was I so wrong and I’m so relieved that I was so wrong!
So this guy sets himself the challenge to get me to squirt… ambitious man I thought!
I have to admit… I was very intrigued.
Could I actually do it? Was this a real thing?
I couldn’t wait until the next time I saw him to find out.
I was a little too intrigued, and was nervous about how much mess it might make. I decided I needed to get some practice in. So after doing a bit of reading and watching a couple of instructional videos, I watched a few reddit videos to get myself in the right mood and set myself in position, sitting on the edge of the bathtub, with my favourite dildo.
My two fuck buddies [FMM]
I was 21 years old, hot, single and having the most slutty fun time of my life. At this time I was seeing 2 guys who were friends with each other (I’ll call them Ben and Jason). They each knew I was hooking up with the other and we were all happy and comfortable with the situation. It was a great FWB relationship, no strings attached and no drama.
Jason was strong and muscular, average height with dark hair and green eyes. He was rough and dominant in bed and would fuck me hard, talk dirty to me and let me know what a good little slut I was.
Ben was tall and fit with blonde hair and dark eyes. He was gentle and funny and always thoughtful. He would eat my pussy and fuck me gently for hours and make me cum over and over.
The contrast between the two of them was something I thoroughly enjoyed, I was being satisfied in pretty much every way I desired at the time and I also had two good friends to hang out with. We would hook up separately on different nights and we would all get together to go out playing pool or darts or going to house parties.
Never thought I would have done this. Trans [MF]
This is a long story. My apologies If it is to much. I had to get this down and with a lot of detail. Not a unique story but definitely a hot one. Got very excited while writing it. Will check out comments.
I do not know what I was thinking. There was this nagging itch that I needed scratched. Not the first time for an itch, however this was one never scratched before. Why in the hell was I thinking about being with a Trans woman. Never have I ever done this or been with a man before. This wanton desire just would not go away.
Here I was thinking “I think she may be the one.” When I saw her online I could not stop researching and watching her videos. She was an amateur porn actress I found while searching the web. This was before the good websites were taken offline for hiring SWr’s. For some reason I found myself down the rabbit hole of pages that went from my usual to “Other Interests”. Probably spending a couple hours browsing until I landed on her.
Mom taught me to masturbate [Les?][Ff][inc][mast]
Someone in a different subreddit asked:
>Any parents out there ever try to watch their son or daughter masturbate or tell them it’s okay to do it out in the open? Do you encourage them to do it more often? Also would like to hear from any dads who have a daughter who masturbates a lot. DM if you have any experiences with these things.
I wouldn’t encourage parents to do this. My mom left me a bit messed up, I think. She didn’t exactly encourage me just to masturbate out in the open, but she used to masturbate pretty often herself and she kind of taught me to do the same. Not in the open but like under a blanket, next to her. She was a single parent so I guess sexually frustrated and I was her only daughter so there was no one really to stop her. She kept breastfeeding me for way longer than normal, I can still clearly remember the taste of milk from her breast which I don’t think is typical. And she used to masturbate while I was feeding, I can still remember that too. I’d be sucking on her breast and she’d have her hand down there and be kind of squeezing her legs over her hand LOL. Now that I’m a mom myself I know how it is and I also often touched myself and had orgasms when my kids were feeding. It helps the milk come I think. But I purposely didn’t keep breastfeeding them after they were old enough to stop and so (I hope) they wouldn’t remember me doing that, the way I remember my mom masturbating while I was feeding! I could always tell when she was done (when she had her orgasm) because her breathing would change. I didn’t know what it meant though, I thought it was just a normal part of breastfeeding.
26 [M] first experience with another guy
First time ever posting but only 1 other person knows this ever happened so thought why not post it here.
So this first happened when i was 18 i was just out of school still a virgin etc had a couple of girlfriends but nothing serious that escalated to far etc.
Bit of a back story. Id been flirting with a girl i used to go to school with for a while and she had started i guess introducing me to a slightly kinkier side etc. after a while she said that she thought it would be really hot if i was to experiment with a guy blah blah and so on and it got me thinking.
Saints To Sluts CH.1 (The American Cousin)
It was almost two and Ayesha couldn’t wait for the school bell to ring she was getting a two week holiday for her cousin’s wedding and and her uncle who lived in the states was coming back with his family after eleven years and with his new wife it was her uncle’s third wife with the first one dying and the second one getting a divorce. This wife was not liked by the family though as she was not from Pakistan but a Lebanese and there were rumors that she didn’t cover herself like normal Muslim women should and that is why the family was against her and they were worried that her uncle’s daughter from the firstst wife Mariam would be like her new step mother and not be a perfect little Muslim girl. Ayesha remembered Mariam from the last time she came to Pakistan with her stepmother she was seven a year younger than Ayesha and she was a very good girl and they had become good friends and they cried when she had to go back. So Ayesha sitting in class wondered whether her now eighteen year old cousin be a good Muslim girl or like her new step mother. Ayesha herself was a very strict Muslim girl at nineteen she was 5’2 inches with very small boobs and a slim waist and a plump Ass but no one saw that figure as she used to cover it up with a Burka and a Hijab and she never even tried to do something that was against the teaching of Islam. She had heard her friends talk about having boy friends and going out with them and her best friend had even told her about porn and masturbation but Ayesha had never tried any of it because it was forbidden in Islam while Ayesha was thinking about the wedding and her cousin the school bell rang and she left for home.
I was gangbanged by my FWBs [F]
AHHHH I’m back lol! Sorry for not posting in a while…just been a bit busy 😇.
So this had been in the works for a while now but it finally happened! I arranged a gangbang with my FWBs that I see regularly. It was the most number of guys I’ve hooked up with at once and I’m just curled up in bed rn sore as fuck 😭😭😭 but I’ll try my best to type this all out :)
So I created a group a while back and added all my FWBs into it since we were all down for a gangbang. The group was jokes lol we would just be sending each other funny memes about what would happen and it just made me more excited. We decided to meet at Brad’s place and since the FWBs in the gangbang were mostly from college classes I was comfortable around them all. I literally had butterflies in my stomach on the day since I had never hooked up with so many guys at once before so it was quite overwhelming for me. I got ready and wore my favourite strappy heels 🥰🥰 and went over. When I got there everyone had already arrived and we chatted for a bit. I told them I had no idea wtf I was meant to do with so many guys lol but they were super helpful and helped me ease into it. Basically I would start off with one guy whilst the others join in bit by bit.
[M] Cumming almost Infront of a UPS lady.
I was 22 and at home alone. My computer was down stairs by the sliding door. I was home alone for the day so I decided to watch porn and enjoy myself. I would edge over and over because I wanted to try for my biggest load.
I’m used to the UPS driver delivering mail up stairs as it’s close to the road. I forget that when they have no mail they deliver below.
I feel myself cumming I couldn’t hold it I hear thumps and see arms and the face of the UPS lady I pull myself under the table and sheepishly wave full body under the computer table as I hear my cum spatting the bottom of my table and dribbling down.
She gestured to sign, I pointed to my computer made a phone gesture as if I was in a meeting. She left and under my computer table was a wad of cum while it was partially polled all over my jeans. I was so worried though I know she probably seen worse or asked worse.
I seen her again once in a while and I’m sure she didn’t see anything. But man it kicked off my fetish for public play.
The Equipment Manager – S01E01 [college, m/m, dubcon, oral]
I spent a lot of time trying to decide just how to start to tell this story. It’s always the beginning that’s the hardest part for me. I have to figure out how to grab your attention, and quickly, without giving away too much of what’s to come. I usually try to be funny, or witty, but I’m not sure that either is the appropriate tone this time.
Don’t get me wrong, this isn’t a sad story. Looking back now, this was probably the best time of my life, even including where I am now. I need you to understand that. While my consent was certainly questionable, especially at the very beginning, I don’t, looking back, think that I was taken advantage of, nor abused. In those first two years of high college, I learned more about myself than ever before or since, and I truly believe, overall, that the entire experience was a positive one.