i’ve been turned on by the idea of pissing for a while now. especially the thought of pissing all over myself. i tried multiple times but it never worked out, so i gave up frustratedly each time. today i was getting myself off to a a porn video of a girl who had soaked her entire shirt with her own piss, and decided that i had to try again. i laid in the bath and told myself i wouldn’t leave until i was successful. it wasn’t easy. it took several different positions and twisting my body around, but with my legs hooked over the sides of the bath i managed it. at first my piss was only sliding down my inner thighs, but i hitched my hips up a bit higher which helped and i got a spray of piss dribbling down my stomach. i was ecstatic, and although it hurt being in this position i kept at it, soaking my entire body with my own urine. at one point i even got a spray to the face and into my mouth, which was open mid moan. i swallowed it and it tasted amazing. eventually my bladder had emptied, and i lay there in the remnants of my playtime. it was such a turn on seeing my boobs glistening with piss and being able to smell it that i started rubbing my soaked pussy. i came in 6 minutes, which is pretty quick for me. it made me so horny. a few minutes later after shampooing my hair i had to go again, so this time i pissed into my own hand and washed the soap off my tits with it. i loved it and i can’t wait to try it again. despite only getting off to piss porn and fantasising about having five cocks piss all over me, i always doubted i had a piss kink. well, i don’t doubt it anymore. right now i’m outside with my parents and extended family having a barbecue and they’re all commenting on how much i’ve grown since they last saw me. it’s so hot knowing that i’m such a little slut behind their backs, and now reddit gets to hear my story.
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Simping on Instagram Live [MF][FemDom][SPH]
It was a random Saturday night and as usual I was browsing instagram looking at photos of her. Her name was SalivateSelma69, I was obsessed with her. I liked all her photos and sometimes when I was feeling extra simpy I would go in her DM’s. I wasn’t proud of it and she never responded, because why would she. But in some way I thought that maybe she would at least know of my existence, which already turned me on! Today was another one of those days, after spending countless hours browsing her photos and edging myself I got so hot and bothered that I would send her a DM
“Heey SalivateSelma! It’s me SelmaSimp4ever. I just wanted to let you know you’re the most beautifull woman I’ve ever seen in my life. I look at you everyday and it’s still not enough! So how are you? Send me a DM back please! Waiting for your message!”
Was this a bit too stalky maybe? Nah it’s probably find, *Send!*. Again I knew she probably wouldn’t respond, but in a weird way I got even hornier now. I continued to browse her photos and Goon to her for hours.
What happens in Vegas.
“And now, the piece de resistance!”
Deanna Benson, the Maid of Honor, opened the door of their rented suite with a flourish, and a male stripper dressed in a cape, stepped in.
Emma Morgen’s eyes went wide as she saw him. Her Maid of Honor and her bridesmaid Leena Tomson had set this up, a weekend in Vegas, a bachelorette party, just the three of them…until now. The music started up, and Zorro the stripper started to move, his cape swirling around him, before concentrating on Emma. He gyrated seductively up to her, slowly parting his cape, and Emma stared, his package was clearly outlined by the briefs, and her mouth went dry. His hips swayed back and forth, it looked massive, and it was way bigger than her husband’s to be unit. She felt her panties get damp as she wondered, what it would like, to get reamed by that big tool.
Deanna and Leena were spellbound, as they watched from the sides, they both had ideas about getting that big hard cock, but if Emma wanted it, it was only right that the bride-to-be would get the first crack at that pussy stuffer.
[MF] A Married Life Experience [Part 5?] What happened last night
8:30 last night.
I went out for a walk, sitting watching the NFL Network and NY Jets youtube Jake Azman vids just isn’t distracting enough.
No text from her yet. It’s been over an hour and a half already
What happened on the date
After 22 years of marriage, there is definitely a level of trust that has been built up and is very hard to break. And, the marriage no longer is about me and her but instead is about US. Sounds cheesy but it’s true.
For a long time I was the nice guy beta male. Being kind and gentle but also hiding and concealing a part of myself from my wife. A big part of that was addictive use of porn. For a while it got in the way of our relationship. But, I experienced something a while back that shifted things in me. She has a lot to do with that healing. I started to earn more money too. A lot more 200K + a year when years past I was only making 70k.
My boyfriend, the virgin part 2: How a HJ-FWB grew into a boyfriend or how he got quicker
Since I broke things off at the first date, I thought things would end there. Apparently Tim had different ideas. He kept starting conversations with me, both online and offline, and I kept responding. For a while I thought I had inadvertently friendzoned him. To be honest, it didn’t mind me that much as I liked his attention and I had been clear enough on my intention.
Our more sexual late night conversations continued as well. He kept praising my looks and handjob skills which flattered me. I didn’t see any of the shyness of that first date anymore and we actually got a bit flirty. When he praised the handjob he got again I told him that he didn’t had any comparison material, to which he reacted that I was the one who could change that. “Well, it would still be two handjobs from the same person. I can’t imagine it would make much of a difference.” – “You know I have no experience at all, I only know your hand. But I can’t imagine needing anything more.”. I know that was a cheesy and slimy line, but still it did something to me. It flattered me, but even more so I think it gave me reassurance. That I would be enough, even with my vaginismus. I hadn’t had a virgin in a while and I guess his lack of experience had the advantage of making everything I did being the best he ever had.
A mother in-law’s unexpected journey Part Five [M4F] Padraig’s oversight
With Padraig returning to work, he seen this as putting daylight between him and Bernie. Putting the whole sordid affair behind him. He now could try and concentrate on getting Niamh to a better place if that was at all possible and himself in a better place mentally. His first job was to quit the drinking seven nights a week, he could dress it up any which way he liked but it could be the start a slippery slide and as long as he was perving and sleazing over Bernie, then the likelihood was that the boozing would continue. So getting a routine was important. Getting back to work was important. Concentrating on Niamh was important. He was her husband. She was all that mattered and now the time was right to sort it all out. Besides Bernie had Cahir to think of. It wasn’t fair in a way, the children should be looking after her now, she’d done her bit, but life is cruel. Life is unforgiving and unfair at times, but as the old saying goes ” that’s life ” . Monday couldn’t come quick enough, back to normal, the craic in meat plant with the lads would be the ideal tonic. Yes everything was going to be ok again back to normal.
Bernie waved the rest of them off that Sunday afternoon. Padraig brought Niamh down to say there goodbyes. It was only a couple of hours up the road but it could be another couple of months before they could see each other again. Bernie asked them would they want a drop of tea before her and Padraig would head home, Niamh looked at Padraig and he said why not, it couldn’t hurt, after all everything that went on was now in the past. He didn’t want to raise suspicions by acting awkward when Bernie asked them something ordinary. A cuppa tae would be grand. The form was good today. He had a dozen cans in the fridge at home with his name on them, all’s good.
Bernie brewed a pot of Barry’s gold. Jesus it was refreshing. Niamh and Bernie sat in the kitchen so Padraig went into the living room to chat to Cahir. He was already on the way to being full. He sat there and answered Padraig with one word answers. So he gave up and watched the tv. After about ten minutes he heard Niamh say to Bernie, “Jesus mammy, we never thought of that ” and with that she called Padraig in. “We’ve a problem ” she said. Padraig didn’t like the way she said it. He asked what kind of problem. She explained how her and Bernie had been talking about the weeks ahead how she could help and it was all falling into place but there was one thing they forgot to consider, Padraig knew there was nothing overlooked. He covered everything. Hadn’t he? Bernie asked what would happen on a Monday morning, he was away from six..jesus he didn’t think it out. He was in such a rush to get back he forgot about Niamh on a Monday morning. Every other morning was grand, but Monday…how had he missed it. Niamh said her mammy had been talking and suggested Bernie stay with them on a Sunday evening and Padraig could head to work at six and Bernie would get Niamh ready on the morning. It would be just for a couple of weeks. Padraig’s stomach fluttered. A combination of nerves and excitement. Bernie was good. He give her that. She seen a loop hole in his plans and decided to pounce. Padraig said it wasn’t fair to Bernie but she steamed into the conversation saying it wasn’t a bother. They were family and all she was doing was helping, like any mother would. Padraig was on the ropes..for now there was no other way around it. He’d have to warn Bernie though, be firm. Tell her to dress down when she came over, he didn’t need temptation.
So after the cuppa Niamh asked Padraig could he take Bernie to centra before they went home. Bernie could drive but had no car and would be stuck otherwise. He agreed. It would be a good chance to warn her off. They drove and it was quiet. Then Padraig just come out and said it. Told her that it was wrong what they had done and it should be consigned to the past. Bernie didn’t agree with it all. Yes it was wrong, but as long as they were careful then what was the harm. But Padraig wasn’t backing down, and warned her when she came around later on, she’d better dress down, no dressing up making him horny, she reluctantly agreed and said not to worry, she and Niamh would go up at the same time. He’d have the down stairs and tv to himself. Padraig settled down after this. He apologised and thanked her all the same for helping out, she tapped his leg and said not a bother as they drove to collect Niamh at Bernies before heading home.
Bernie grabbed an overnight bag as Padraig got Niamh into the car. When Bernie appeared they set off and were in and settled twenty minutes later. Bernie and Niamh sat in the living room and Padraig sat and watched the Sunday game highlights in the kitchen. He lashed into the cans and made Niamh and Bernie a round of salad sandwiches and tea. This wasn’t bad at all. He could have his few beers knowing that they were happy watching whatever women watched. The beer was going down well. Too well. He’d need to remember six came early in the morning. Before he knew it Niamh and Bernie headed up and he was on his own. His mood was changing. The drink made him paranoid. He’d need to sleep it off. So he decided to take one more in the living room with a sandwich and head up himself. So he made himself a cheese and ham sandwich and took his can in with him. He turned the main light of and left the lamp on and sat down. Alcohol can do strange things. As he was eating he was fantasizing about his time with Bernie and the way she pulled him off. Fuck it. He needed a wank before he went up. He’d wake Niamh if he tried it up there, so he’d lie up on the sofa and do it down here. He went to the clean washing and pulled out a pair of her knickers. They weren’t great or appealing but they sure soaked up his cum good. He climbed up on the sofa and started to rub his bell end through his shorts. It tickled and felt good. He watched a bit of porn and started to pull and stretch at his cock. He was only semi hard and the more he pulled and watched the porn, his cock became softer and eventually limp. He give up. Curse of the drink. He pulled his shorts up and lay there. He’d just close his eyes for five minutes…
He couldn’t exactly say what time it was but it was the early hours. He stirred as he felt an extreme amount of pleasure. He woke..Bernie was leaning over him rubbing his groin. He jumped and she put her finger to her lips, ssshh you’ll waken Niamh. He lay back down. She smiled and slid her hand down the front of his loose shorts. Her hand was warm. Fuck it felt good. He pulled them down and she just nodded and smiled. She started to slide and rub his hard. He never felt pleasure like it. A young doll over at Dohertys on a Saturday night wouldn’t be as good. No sir. Bernie was experienced and absolutely the best at what she done. She whispered to him do you like that? He said yes. She replied good man.
Just you lie back and let me finish you. He opened her house coat and felt her bum. She let out a sexy sigh. She was wearing black silky pyjamas. Her arse was squeezed into them. Fuck her hole felt good. She was in the middle of asking him did he want her to kiss it and take his cock in her mouth when he felt a tingling sensation deep in his groin, slowly rising out of him covering every muscle and bone in his body, every pore on his skin, oh fuucck I’m cumming, I’m sorry. He shot ropes of the stuff. It landed on his belly, hot on his skin. The sensation started to fade. He never in all his years experienced orgasms like that. He’d had his fair share but nothing like that. Nothing like Bernie could give him. When he rid her he came in less than a minute, the previous wank she gave him was out of this world and now this, it wasn’t a fluke. Bernie was fucking amazing. She said I better go up, I’ll talk to you in the morning. He nodded and gave her five minutes before heading up and climbing in beside Niamh. Niamh his wife. There was no point in feeling guilty he thought, he’d knowingly done wrong and enjoyed it. It was just the realisation tomorrow would hit him hard. What had he got himself into…far from going there separate ways Padraig felt thing’s were only intensify with him and her mentally and physically
I FaceTimed my boyfriend while taking a shower. [FM]
For some context, my boyfriend and I are in a long distance relationship. We have to rely on phone sex for months. Recently my cousin came to stay with us and she sleeps in my room. Which means no phone sex till she is here. This morning she was out for work so I FaceTimed my boyfriend and asked him if he would like to see me take a bath.
Long story short, I put my best porn star takes a bath act for him. He watched me soap myself, wash it off and fingering my pussy in the bathroom. Watching him jerk off while watching me take a bath was a different high, let me tell you! Thank god for whatever little sexy time we got.
[MF] Ryan and His Stepsister Part 40 [Incest]
Ryan woke up the next day with a boner. The entire night he had dreamed about Maddy’s tits. His hands and mouth were on them and he could not get enough. In these dreams, Maddy begged him for more as he sucked and played with her tits. It was literally one of the best dreams he had ever had.
When Ryan went to the bathroom, he saw that he had had a wet dream. His underwear was sticky from his cum. He was surprised because he couldn’t remember the last time he had a wet dream. Maddy was doing so many wonderful things to him.
He used the bathroom and got started for his day. He was excited to see Blake and Hilary. This was going to be his very first threesome! He had dreamed and fantasized about this for so many years. So many nights, he had jerked off to threesome porn and even fantasized about girls in his school who he wanted to fuck in a threesome. Now, it was really about to happen!
I [F]30 finally fucked the VERY hung fuckboy [M]18 that couldn’t stop hitting on me on social media
Hey guys. My name is Laura. I don’t have a bf right now because I have been too busy with my job, so like two or three months ago I started noticing that the same guy was liking all my stories on social media, so I went to check out his account. I didn’t know at that time how he got to mine (he told me later that I appeared on his explore page) but I saw that he lived in the same city, that he was quite cute and that he had a wonderful sport body, he seemed to spent a lot of time in the gym. I wrote to him one day because he had been on an excursion to a place that I really loved and then we started talking almost every day and every time I uploaded something he was replying me.
Surprise Threesome [FFM]
After Sally had teased me about fucking her friend Gill which resulted in me fucking her like a beast not much changed between us for a while. We carried on exploring new things with each other, and occasionally she taunted me about fucking her friends – especially Gill- to the point I went ‘full animal’ and fucked her within an inch of her life, which she loved. it didn’t affect us hanging out with Gill and, it wasn’t too awkward, although since Sally had told her about our sex life there was more flirting and I caught her staring at me distractedly sometimes.
A week before my birthday I started teasing Sally about my ‘surprise.’ For her birthday two months earlier, I’d got a load of toys, cuffed her to the bed and gave her a few new experiences, so I hoped I’d set the bar high enough to be paid in kind. Sally always looked a bit coy and changed the subject when I brought it up, so I realised she was probably up to something and began to fantasise about what she’d planned to break new ground in our sex life.