*Disclaimer: Alcohol mentions and descriptions in this one. Do not assume you can drink like I did and not get drunk; I have long since lost that superpower. Also, to my fellow cumsluts and deepthroating lovers: do not mix deep cock with alcohol if you want to keep your doctor away.*
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One of the most memorable slutty nights in my youth took place during a bar and nightclub crawl. I was in my late teens (in a country where that’s past the drinking age), oddly unaffected by copious amounts of alcohol, and completely attracted to the designated driver of that night. He was someone’s brother: a few years older, edgy, handsome.
I did not plan to remain sober in bars 1, 2, or 3, where I had the same drinks as everyone else. For whatever reason, I felt absolutely nothing. Designated Driver noticed this — he remarked how I was holding conversation as if I had consumed nothing. Maybe it will hit me later, we thought.