"So when do you want to do it", he asked. They were laying in bed on a Saturday morning, they had been home from the cruise for a week and had settled back in to their routine and hadn't really discussed the matter.
"Do what", she asked.
"Our taxes" he said sarcastically. "Have Brian and Chris over, duh."
"Oh, are we still doing that", she joked with an evil grin.
"Fuck it, let's call it off".
"No need to get huffy, babe I'm just messing with you".
"Same here, sweetie"
"Well this weekend is out because my mother is coming over", she said.
"Hell that old slut would probably want to join in, talk about killing my boner".
"That's just mean", she said slapping him on the back.
"You know I love your mother, babe".
"Yeah well I'm going to tell her what you said", she said sticking her tongue out at him.
He laughed and said, "Yeah, you're going to tell her that you are planning on screwing two guys while I watch, and that I said she would want to join in. You just do that babe." Read more »