**All Together Now**
A teen with a unique problem goes all the way with his longtime high school girlfriend.
*You can find the link to the version of this story in its original, more book-like formatting down in the comments.*
Thoughts and comments are much appreciated.
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My name’s Ethan. And I’m a freak.
No, I don’t mean in the sheets. I’m a virgin.
I’m two people. Not, like, possessed by a demon or anything. There’s me, and then there’s Leftie.
I guess I should start from the beginning. This might sound a bit sad at first, but just wait. It gets good.
I’m epileptic. Well, I *was*. I started having seizures when I was seven years old. Bad seizures. Sometimes I’d have ten of them in one day. Got lots of busted lips and broken noses. It got so bad that, eventually, there was just no other option. I needed surgery. But not just any kind of surgery. *Brain* surgery. Now, this might sound a little grisly, but, again, bear with me.