Dimensional Shift Chapter 1: Writer’s Block [Str8] [MF] [fantasy]

As a preface, this is an original story I’m writing. I was writing a story some time ago but for various reasons I stopped writing it. When I got the writing bug again I gave up on it as there were various parts I wasn’t happy with, but didn’t want to completely abandon what I had started, so I made this. It’s sort of a spin-off/reboot sorta thing. I’m curious to see what people think.

This one is just as self-insert-y as the last one was, just as self-indulgent, but that’s all because I wrote them for my own enjoyment, a story that I can control and have fun with.

I’ll post a link to my PBWorks page in comments if you’d like to see the “prequels”, I guess you could call them.

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*“Read outs look normal. Temps look a little high but everything looks good. Start it up.”*

*Multiple scientists are walking around the lab, wearing what look like combination radiation and heat protection suits. The lab they’re in is the size of an airplane hangar, and in the center is something like an opened fusion reactor, a multitude of massive tendril-like cables plugged into various areas of the casing for power. And within the casing is a small, floating liquid mass, shifting slightly as if alive. It’s black, an abyss floating on air, drawing the eye into the emptiness of its surface.*

Office Quickie [MF] [worksex] [quickie] [oral]

  I look up when I hear my office door open. You walk in dressed to work out, tank top and sheer yoga pants hugging your legs & ass.

 “You working late tonight?”

 “Just a bit of planning…”

 “Good. Your conference room.” Your grin is wide and evil. You turn on your heel and walk down the hall. My answering grin would do a Sith proud.

 I follow you in and close the door, unbuckling my belt. You spin and fall to your knees, tugging my pants to my ankles in a swift motion. You grab my thighs and bury your face in me, pulling my still soft cock into your mouth. You suck greedily, tongue flicking & teasing, and soon have me hard and swollen.

 Glancing up, you grin then take me all the way in, noisily wetly devouring me, your eyes rolling back as you give into your hunger.

 I’m reduced to grunts, “Fuck that’s good. Shit that feels really good.”

 You suck fast and hard and soon hear me, “Yes you dirty little cocksucker, keep that up. I’m about to cum.”

Best first date sex I’ve ever had [MF]

I wanted to wait for something extra awesome or ridiculous to happen before writing one of these, but I’ve come to realize my expectations are unreasonable. So instead of waiting for the day I bang twin cheerleaders, or moon sex, OR MAKING SOMETHING UP (looking at you 70% of what I’ve read here) I’ll write about the best sex I’ve personally ever had. Not because of anything crazy, but because she was my perfect woman.

About me: 6″2, Mediterranean, broadly built on the chubbier side… Unlike everybody else on the internet, I’m 6 inches on a good, pressed to the bone day, but I’ll admit (brag) I’m pretty girthy, 6.4″ around (but whose counting). Currently a medical resident at a big educational facility in the South, a major change of scenery from my home planet of NYC.

This happened about two months ago when I matched with this super cute, foreign looking undergrad on Tinder. We’ll call her Daniella, because that’s her real name and there’s enough anonymity already!

The One That Will Get Away [FM] [Anal] [Long]

I’m in my last few days of University before I go on a month long holiday, then move to the other side of the country for my graduate job, but I’ve been with a local guy for two months now. We’re having fun for now but once I go, our hearts are gonna break. George is 23, a regular gym goer, neatly bearded and the sweetest eyes you’ll see. I’m 22, short, with apparently fantastic ass and legs, small boobs but I’m only small so they go. I live for nudity so whenever possible, I’m naked in my dorm room, and a lazy fuck, so always in bed. I live in a flat with three other boys, otherwise it’s nudity all the time.

[MF] Healthy Rebound Sex: Getting Caught in a Cemetery and Fucking Her with a Beer Bottle.

The “let’s give them some backstory” version: http://relationshipgoalsxxx.com/nikki-part-1/

I was taking a recent break up pretty badly… spending a few days in my bedroom drinking beer, binge watching the first three seasons of Scrubs and feeling sorry for myself. Unlike previous bouts of self-loathing after a break up, I found myself completely uninterested in sex. Or companionship. Or any sort of interaction with anyone. I spent these weeks writing terribly derivative and attention-seeking blog posts about how unlovable I am. How I’d never find someone. I was fucking 23 and stupid and emotionally immature and thought that I could make my ex feel sorry enough for me to take me back. Don’t ever do this.

My self-involved diatribes didn’t cause her to fall in love with me and come running back… but they definitely caught the attention of Nikki. I’d never met Nikki in real life. She had done some freelance writing for me the previous year and we were connected on Myspace and Livejournal, but we rarely talked… until my blog posts were plagiarized My Chemical Romance lyrics, changed to vaguely reflect my sadness.

x-post from r/erotica: Pool Time (mfMf) bi, oral [NSFW]

Pool Time It was a sunny afternoon at the community college campus pool; when the topic of discussion came to oral sex, the three fresh out of high school kids looked to me for the answers to their misconceptions, because I was older, a whole 5 years older. Kimi, Mika, and Toshi had all gone to school together, and are now taking a summer class, and getting credits at the college campus pool, where they met me.

Kimi asked me what guys liked to have done to them down there, Mika gave me a funny bashful look and Toshi tried not to pay attention to Kimi’s question; it came out later he has had a crush on her throughout high school. Seeing Toshi’s discomfort I replied by asking if she had ever gone down on Toshi, or any guy for that matter. Now Toshi blushed. Kimi confessed to never seeing a penis in the flesh, let alone going down on a guy; Mika nodded with a sympathetic response. Toshi tried to brag by saying a girl has gone down on him before, but after a few minutes of badgering by the girls Toshi admitted to never have received a blowjob. I suggested for my young friends, after swim class, go back to my place to answer Kimi’s question.

[MF] If you’re going to blow up your life, might as well go all out! – Part 2 [cheating]

[Original post here, in which I cheat on my wife with a super young coworker who gets pregnant](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/6d4kj9/mf_if_youre_going_to_blow_up_your_life_might_as/)

I’m writing this while I’m on a layover in Denver. I mentioned in a previous post that what I’d written was actually from two weekends prior (may 20th). She sent me the pregnancy text results on the 13th, and I’ve been traveling a bunch since then. I’m flying home today, and I’m actually staying in a hotel until Thursday. I’ve been scheduled for some more travel next week, so I’ll be overseas from June 1st through the 8th, so I cancelled my extended stay hotel reservation for now.

As for my wife, we’re more or less fine, still. She told her parents, to what level of detail I don’t know, but I got an email from her mom saying how disappointed they are that we can’t find a way to make things work. I haven’t told my family, but will this weekend (they don’t live near me). Two of my wife’s friends unfriended me, so I assume they know, one hurt a little, since she was cool, but the other was a fucking bitch, and I’m happy to be rid of her from my life.

Adventures of Barrie Guild: The Blacksmith’s Wife [MF]

*[First adventure.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/6ai8et/mf_oral_adventures_of_barrie_guild_arias_escape/)*

*[Second adventure.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/6baf4b/adventures_of_barrie_guild_caught_in_the_rain_f/)*

Half the items on the list had been crossed off, specifically those on the half of the Job and Bounty list that paid the most. The paper was nailed crudely to the wall in the guild common room. Yorros sighed and slumped his forehead against the posting.

“Still nothing huh?” He heard from behind him. He turned to see Aria peering around him at the posting. Before he turned back, Yorros couldn’t help noticing her beautiful cleavage that she was always proud to show off.

“Yep still slim pickings I’m afraid.” As he looked down the list he noticed a job with Aria’s stamp, a sword imbued in flames, showing that she had taken it. Yorros looked back over his shoulder. “How’d the pest control go?”

If he didn’t know better, Yorros could’ve swore Aria blushed slightly. “It was interesting…” she seemed lost in thought for a moment. “Anyway, I didn’t get paid , they weren’t too fond of my magic.”

Yorros chuckled. “That’s fanatics for you.”

[MF] Sister’s Oral Appetite (Part 2)

This is a recollection of events that happened in the past. These events involve my sister and me.

I would highly recommend reading the story in order from the beginning. Here are links to the previous parts:

[Part 1](https://www.reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/6cv5rn/mf_sisters_oral_appetite_part_1/)

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Emily turned her head to face me. “Hm? What did you just say? Sorry, I dazed off for a second.” She said, giggling a little. My heart sunk. I had just mustered the guts to tell my sister I would be okay with receiving oral sex from her, and she didn’t even hear what I said. “Uhhh… it was nothing.” I said, partially heartbroken.

*Lack of proper communication can be a powerful thing, even if it is unintentionally. It can delay or change decisions and even cause problems in relationships. I have had a lot of experience first hand with the consequences of failing to communicate. My past romantic relationships were lost, family relationships were damaged, and friendships became stagnant, all because I failed to communicate effectively. I wonder if the reason I write is because I want to feel effective at communication. It’s almost as if I am trying to make up for what I have lost.*

[MF] Honey, Let’s Make Some Porn! – AUDIO

Recently, my wife and I have started filming our exploits and sharing them with the Pornhub community and on our own blog. It’s led to some fun interactions, a few new Snapchat friends, and we’ve talked about trying a ton of new things! (Author’s note: life is fucking rad).

Last night, we decided that we were going to make an oral video. I absolutely love going down on my wife, and she’s often quick to orgasm which drives me wild. Yeah, I’m an egomaniac. My wife sat on the love seat, practically begging me to go down on her. I handed her my phone, dropped to my knees, and quickly pulled off her pajama shorts.

(Note to ladies – comfy pajama shorts and tank tops are sexier than fancy lingerie that looks really uncomfortable. Obviously wear what you want regardless of what dudes think, but most of us think you look just as great in Star Wars shorts & a tank top from Target as you do in a custom corset that cost more than my monthly rent).