We had one of those months where we’d shuffle home, exhausted, collapse into bed, wake up and do the whole 9-5, which was really 7am-8pm thing all over again. Sex? We were too tired to fuck.
I think once, halfway through the month, my girlfriend Amber gave me a handjob before bed, but I honestly was too tired to remember. I vaguely recall hearing her masturbate under the covers that night, too, so perhaps I was just dreaming about the handy.
And, to make matters worse, Amber’s mom, Mia, was coming to spend a weekend with us. It’s not that we didn’t get along with Mia, we really did, we were just looking for a nice relaxing weekend, and now we’d have to shuttle her around the sites.
Saturday morning, we woke up, did the whole morning coffee routine, and planned out our day, starting with breakfast at our favorite neighborhood spot.
“Let’s get dressed and head out,” I said.
Mia took to the guest room, Amber and I went to our bedroom and shut the door.