Pleasing both husband and wife [MMF]

This is mostly a true story, but I took some artistic liberties. Hope you don’t mind some bisexual scenes as this is a MMF.

If you took a peak at my post history, you can guess what kind of relationship my wife and I have. We both travel a lot for our jobs, and spend probably a third of the year apart. I’ve written some stories about my wife having fun with other men, but this one is about my own fun.

Back when Craigslist had casual encounters, I posted an ad looking for any and all. I prefer women, but love orally pleasing the right guy as well. The ad said I’m in town for a week and looking for a casual partner for a one-time thing or maybe something ongoing since I travel to this city a lot. I didn’t get a lot of responses – there were some bots and pic collectors, but one legitimate reply sneaked in. It was from a man who was responding for him and his wife. They’ve never had a threesome before, and what was interesting to me, was the guy (Will) was looking for his first experience with a man as well. They seemed really genuine and curious and responded to me because I’ve had experience with couples. We chatted a bit on Kik, talked about what we wanted to try, and our limits. The wife (Joy) wanted the experience of being with two men, as well as to watch her husband try new things. We agreed that the focus will be on the wife first, because that’s what everyone is comfortable with, and then we’ll see what happens.

Chained and Spanked Mother, Ch. 4 [inc, M/s, BDSM, water-sports, slow, mdom, spank, rough, oral]

. . . a fan prequel to Kathy Andrews’ 1984, raunchy novel, “Chained and Spanked Sister” . . .

[warning: chapter 4 contains water sports. It’s the only chapter that goes into detail about it. Not really my thing, but it brings important continuity to Kathy Andrew’s original story.]

Chapter 4

“NO! I’ll never let you do that! Let me go. You’ve had your fun. I promise I won’t tell your father. You hurt me so much. I can hardly stand.” She wept profusely. “You mustn’t ever do to me, what you said, Robert.”

Tommy growled, “We can do anything we want, to you, Momma, forever and ever.”

“Just let me take a hot bath and forget this ever happened.” She sank to her knees, thankful to rest them on the cups of her fallen bra. The sleeves of her blue dress draped from her waist like defeated sock puppets.

“Heh,” Tommy added, “We don’t have to take baths tonight!”

Robert’s softening dick reminded him of the other thing. He scratched the back of his neck. “I didn’t think of that.”

“Yeah!” Tommy cheered.

HATE FUCK WITH THE EX [mf] [oral] [anal] [mast]

John was single and loving it. He fucked more women in the six months since his breakup than he’d fucked in his entire life. The guy was making his way through the never ending supply of women. He fucked BBWs, asian women, MILFs, early 20s college students. You name it, he did it. He fucked a woman’s throat while she masturbated. He fucked a woman in the ass on their first date. He fucked a 24 year old who insisted she was swallow his load every time he came (three times that evening).

On one particular date with a very curvy woman, things didn’t go well. There was no click, no passion. No interest. Sure, she was pretty. But she wasn’t very interested or interesting. They wrapped up the date, parted ways, and then around 11pm that evening, she called to say she wasn’t really into him, but was horny, so … Well, he jumped in his car, went upstairs, fucked her brains out for an hour, came on her face, kissed her goodnight and parted ways again.

He never saw her again.

I woke her from a dead sleep by licking her pussy [MF]

This is a different format. Im typing what I want to happen now, and if/when I can pull it off, I’ll finish with the the end results so you can see how it played out versus my intent. I’ll be adding day by day so you read it as a journal-like format.

The planning phase

I’ve been toying with the idea of waking Brittany via oral sex. Only problem is, we don’t sleep naked. Rare occasion she might sleep without panties on, but that’s only been after late nights, usually alcohol infused. And, she’s a side sleeper so I really need some luck and good timing on my side. So to try and cause her to sleep without clothes on, I’ll “accidentally” turn the heater on tonight (December 16) and see if it pans out. We use a pretty warm blanket and both of us usually cuddle throughout the night in some fashion so we tend to keep one another warm.

December 17

Honeymoon Massage [FF]

For our honeymoon my husband and I went on a cruise, which overall was pretty boring, but neither of us had been on a cruise and we’d gone abroad a few times before that. The cruise line had a full spa package we took advantage of.

We’d gotten a couples massage in our room the first night. Two younger women, one British and the other latino set up tables and gave us hour long relaxing massages. When they left we took a bath and fucked in the tub. It was a great start to the trip.

The cruise ship had a million things to do, but we’d been eating and drinking a lot and so I was spending mornings running in the gym to offset our overeating and binge drinking. I kept seeing the British masseuse in the gym working out also and the third morning we ended up in the steam room together and we talked about where we were from and what we did outside of the cruise ship.

She was working while on break from school and getting some travel in. She was very sexy. Lean and taller than me by at least five inches, she was maybe 5’8″. She had long red hair and a billion freckles.

Holiday Three-Way [MFF] [prost] [bd]

“Are you ready for your favorite holiday tradition, my love?” asked the sexiest, most loving voice in the world?

“I’m ready, Erin,” replied an excited Benjamin Alanzo. “I’m so goddamn ready!”

“I can see that,” she laughed. “You’re more excited than usual.”

“What can I say? I’m full of Christmas spirit!”

Ben laughed along with his beautiful wife, Erin. He couldn’t help but be a little giddy. It was Christmas Eve. It was snowing outside. Tomorrow morning, they were going to spend the day with his parents where they would open presents, drink eggnog, and celebrate the holiday. However, that was only his second favorite tradition. His most favorite was just about to unfold.

“Um…can we take the blindfold off now?” said another female voice that sounded more humored than excited.

“Sure! I think we’ve kept him waiting long enough,” said Erin playfully. “Would you like to do the honors?”

“Is that also part of the tradition?”

“It is, actually. Go ahead! Share it with us.”

The other woman sounded both curious and intrigued. That was to be expected. He and Erin understood that their idea of a “holiday tradition” varied considerably compared to most married couples. Whereas some visited grandparents or baked gingerbread cookies, he and Erin opted for something a little kinkier.

The Naughty Little Christmas Elf (Mf, Cheating, Ageplay, Risky, Oral)

*(Merry Christmas everyone! Hope you enjoy my hastily thought up, hastily written, holiday-themed smut!)*

Four weeks of feigning joy is hard for a disillusioned man rapidly approaching his forties.

Thankfully the fake beard strapped to my face meant I didn’t have to smile too much, but I still had to pretend to be happy for the apparently endless amount of children that came into the small grotto demanding gifts they didn’t really need, or their parents couldn’t afford.

It wasn’t a nice place – a ramshackle hut built cheap, with forest green felt stapled to the flimsy wooden walls and lazily painted beams made to look like candy canes. It was cheap, tacky and cold, even with my fat suit on, yet the kids that came in saw none of that. All they saw was a lush home away from Lapland, with happy elves and, of course, Santa Claus.

Or at least someone pretending to be Santa Claus.

Helping my sister lose her virginity [GROUP]

This is hands down my husbands absolute favorite story. The first time I told it to him we were super drunk and fucking like animals and in that state, he likes to hear about my past, so I told him this one, and he actually stopped to listen and then we finished. I could tell he loved it because the next day he was like, can you take me through that whole thing step by step.

Anyways, I was in college still and my sister was a senior in high school at the time – weird fun fact, she currently lives in my old dorm room! She used to come up for weekends every once in a while because she’s kind of anti-social and growing up we were each other’s friends since we’re only a few years apart.

When she came up it was always low key, her and I would have like a glass or wine or two, watch netflix, and just hang out in my room. Now my sister is an insane runner and has like a 10 pack and is all lean muscle, but back then she was a bit chubby and didn’t wear makeup and didn’t really do anything with her hair, it was chopped super short. I basically thought she was a lesbian and too scared to come out, I also just assumed she was asexual.

MY OLD HIGH SCHOOL TUTOR [mF] [oral] [anal] [gape] [spit] [piss] [swallow] [facial] [mast] [rimjob] [prostate]

In high school math wasn’t my strong suit. At one point, I had a tutor who was an elderly British woman, but she retired to Florida to live out her years and recommended a woman named Nicole.

“You’ll just love Nicole,” she said with a wink.

I knew what she meant the moment Nicole walked in. She had curly blonde hair, large breasts, a tight stomach, toned legs, a firm ass. She looked like Julie Bowen from Modern Family. But even the best tutors, like Nicole, had trouble reaching me. I just wasn’t interested in math. One afternoon, Nicole had one of those “lightbulb moments” when she caught me staring down her blouse. She was wearing a lace bra—black—her cleavage was hard to ignore.

“Oh,” she said, a hush falling over the room. I was 100% certain that would be the end of that. I blushed, stammered, struggled to come up with a lie, but instead Nicole just winked at me and said, “I think I know how to motivate you.”

IT STARTED WITH A TEXT [MF] [cheat] [oral] [prostate] [mast] [creampie] [swallow]

I’m at the gym five days a week, so it’s pretty normal for me to befriend a lot of the other regulars. One, in particular, is a short haired woman named Lucy. She’s got large breasts, hard nipples, thick thighs, and a flat stomach. I see her there once a week, when she works out with her trainer. So, naturally, we got to talking.

“Wish I could chat longer,” she said. “But I have to get back to the office for a meeting. Gotta run, but … text me.”

I took her number, she disappeared into the locker room and emerged twenty minutes later in office clothes and high heels looking as sexy as you could imagine.

I texted her that evening to ask how the meeting was. There was an obviously flirty tone to the overall conversation … and then she mentioned her husband had fixed dinner, so she had to go. Husband? Well, there goes that, I thought. But, I saw Lucy at the gym a week later and she gave me a hug and a peck on the lips, which was intriguing. I’m no hero, though, not beyond fucking a married woman in the name of decency and respect. And if Lucy was unhappy or miserable in her marriage, she knew what she was doing. Sure, I felt slightly bad for her husband, but I would be blown away if he was happy, too, so maybe sleeping with Lucy would be a blessing in disguise—freeing them both from a miserable marriage?