The Funeral [MF]

The Funeral – A short story

It has been said that the sex you have after going to a funeral is always the best sex. Maybe because we lose our feeling of immortality, maybe a desire to be wanted, to be held. I don’t know.

I had left an appointment Tuesday afternoon, and was headed back to my hotel to get some work done on another project, when my rental car just stopped. I was fortunate to have coasted off the edge of the road and out of the traffic, but it was not going any further. I have two mid-1950s Chevy street rods back home, which I rebuilt on my own. However, getting a 2016 Dodge Challenger running again was beyond my capabilities – way too much computer stuff in these cars. I called the rental car company, explained the problem and was told they would have another car at my hotel later in the day. Only about a mile from my hotel, I grabbed my briefcase and started walking.

I had only walked a few feet from my car when a nice, older Mercedes coupe went by, then stopped and backed up. Asking if I needed a ride, I told her I was headed to the Hilton about a mile up the street, and would appreciate a ride there.

The Submissive Redhead [MF] [Oral]

This story won the vote when I asked what else you all wanted to hear about, so without further adieu…

I used to play a very popular MMO religiously. I was among the elite of the server and had a reputation that preceded me. One thing that shocked me about this scene was that there were lots of actual women playing, and I would shamelessly flirt with any of them, not to actually hit on them, it was simply what I did.

Teamspeak group chats would occasionally turn into one on one conversations, but only rarely would it ever become something more. Red was a bubbly outspoken member of my group who took my flirtations seriously and before long we were exchanging private messages.

We would talk about wrestling as we were both fans, and she mentioned that she was always the practice dummy for her brothers when they tried out moves. Eventually we started to exchange pics. Doing so was not as easy as it is today, since not every phone had a camera and phone plans back then would charge per picture message sent. The pics she sent got progressively dirtier, starting off with tits and ass, to finger masturbation (including pics of her licking her wetness off said fingers), and on to object insertion. One pic had her with most of a beer bottle in her pussy, and another had a sharpie in her asshole long before /r/buttsharpies was a thing (or even Reddit for that matter).

[FM] tbh not that dirty, just like writing about my sex life.

The last time I swallowed a man’s cum was late morning on a Tuesday. Jesse’s just quiet enough to use his body, and the results were rich and warm.

Please pause before you message with words including “greedy cumwhore” or “good slut.” On the right day it’s wonderful, a little salty like butterscotch. Generally, too unctuous for my everyday, and I have no use for a gallon of it. A man’s cock in my mouth is annexed power, and for that 20 minutes, 45 minutes? Drool and coughing.

 

All of this is a love letter to myself, learning how to hold my cleaved self together. My favorite spot on me is smaller than a millimeter and on my upper left thigh. If you’ve taken a photo your friends and family tell you, “That’s a great pic.” Well, that’s how I feel about my spot. It looks like me all the way through.

My favorite snapshot of me is pink and has body curves piled high as a cumulus cloud. I lie on my stomach and run the back of my hand over my waist and ass, circling around my hips, feeling my soft skin.

Anticipation, lingerie and one of the best fucks of my life. PART 1 [MF]

Well hello there. Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Kyle. My girlfriend Elizabeth and I frequent this subreddit from time to time both admiring and sharing the better – and true – stories that we come across with each other. So after two or so years of lurking here we decided that it was high time that we posted one of our own adventures. Just to see what everybody else thinks

Before we dive into it all lets get a few things sorted. Firstly, aside from any identifying information like places or names etc every single word that you read here will be 100% true. This subreddit was created as a platform to share true stories and we plan on contributing in that fashion. So however boring or exciting you may find our little tale at least you know it all happened exactly as I tell it here.

Some background information on the two of us and some descriptions so you know what you are dealing with. Elizabeth is in her late 20’s around 1,78m (5ft8in), thick hazel brown hair that hangs past her shoulders with blue/grey eyes. She weighs around 60Kg (132lb) and takes care of herself by going to the gym regularly so although not overly toned or anything she does look stunning naked. She has an absolutely perfect set of 34DD breasts and an pussy with just the right amount of labia minora sticking out that she keeps waxed smooth. Hollywood style.

[FM] How I was free-used and humiliated by my room mates

This happened couple of years ago while I was living in a new city while working at my first job ever after graduation. I was 22 and I was living in a house which had 4 bedrooms each being rented out to different people. So, I had 3 room mates living in the adjacent rooms. They were all male. Two of them were of about my age while one guy was few years elder. I was a good looking fit girl by any standards.

I was a horny girl at that time with a higher than normal sex drive. I had one night stand kinda things with all three of them over next six months. This brought us closer together and we used to hang out together all the time, although none of them were aware that I had sex with other two guys too.

One night we were drunk and a guy foolishly uttered how he was attracted to me and how great the sex was. Then there was a silence and other two also said that they had fucked me too. Now, everyone was staring at me in a particular way. The drunk guy called me a slut and I felt really humiliated.

‘Pretty tied up’, how a friend helped me get over an ex [MF] [BDSM] [switch] [fuckbuddies]

[Blondie](
http://themusingsof-an-unremarkableman.blogspot.com/2011/02/mirror-signal-maneuver.html): She got back from being on holiday today. Not that it’s a forgone conclusion at all (because it’s very much not), but it may happen again…in fact, since I’m sat here I thought I’d tell you about what I got up to a month or so ago when the god of fuck was smiling more favourably on me.

Blondie had had me over earlier in the year when I was still really hurting from K. After a bottle of red and a whole heap of ego boosting flirting we ended up fucking. But not just any old fucking, she really treated me to her A-game.

In her bedroom she took control, stripped me, bondage taped me to her bed and blindfolded me. She played with my cock as she kissed me, getting me hard (this took all of about 5 seconds) and then padded out of the room.

Jackamo [MF] [guess my name] [pussy juice] [multiple orgasms]

“It’s a good thing we get along so great in bed,” I said, “Because I don’t think we could ever actually share a meal together.”

She agreed. While my cooking skills had warmed the hearts of many, she would not thaw for anything other than deli turkey, like a child. Like her child. Turkey was the one food I generally refuse to eat. But she was the first date I had in over a year who actually contributed weed of her own, and the only girl I knew who had no problem dealing with the snow, thanks to her jeep with a Rudolph head strapped on to the front. She was an awkward, silly girl who always found it funny when I told her I thought she was tough and sexy.

We got stoned and made out, listening to music as she sat on my lap. We sang along to “Iko Iko,” which I only knew from Warren Zevon’s failed debut album, and she only knew from her daughter’s children songs.

*My grandma and your grandma were sittin by the fire.*

*My grandma told your grandma, I’m gonna set your flag on fire.*

I [f]ucking love to be daddy’s naughty little slut. [MF] [FFM] [anal]

I’ve had an insatiable hunger for sex since this weekend. My SO and I had a threesome with another woman and I was the star of the show for my amazingly slutty capabilities. My face was so deep in her pussy while my man fucked me and vice versa. She would grind her pussy on his face while
I sucked his dick. Then she would beg to bury her face in my sweet and juicy lady parts that were soaking throughout the whole ordeal. I’d have daddy fuck her from behind while she was face deep in my yoni. I know how my man likes it, so I instructed this woman into all sorts of positions to please our desires. They couldn’t keep their hands off of me, and at one point they were even fighting over a taste of my pussy. I felt like an absolute sex goddess, they couldn’t quench their thirst for me. Ever since then, I’ve been extraordinarily horny.

If you swallow, it won’t get in your hair [group][orgy]

The text comes from Karen when we are still 20 minutes away. “Hurry! Matt, Bobby and Beth have already cum once each” I should’ve been relieved since I’d been warned that Matt would likely just hold me down and cum in my hair as soon as I arrived this time, since it had become a bit of a running joke with us. I wasn’t relieved though – I hate to miss out on a good load!

We speed towards our destination, the second party at Karen and Matt’s in the past two weeks [click here](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/5zc100/the_cocks_and_the_guac_our_first_group_experience/) to read about our first party. This time, we know what we were in for, and I am clearly ready.

We arrive at the door and let ourselves in – it just seems rude to interrupt the fun by knocking. We walk down the now familiar hall to the bedroom, and Bobby, who we have never met, is struggling to put his underwear on…backwards. We laugh, and I tell him not to put them on for our sakes! We get hugs from Karen, who is looking fucking stunning in a red nightie – my hubby’s favorite color. His birthday weekend is off to a great start!

Looking for a woman’s perspective to help writing about multiple orgasms

As part of a story I’m writing, I need to describe the experience of a woman having multiple orgasms from her perspective. As a male, this is obviously something I have not experienced in first person, but I want to get this right. You read some things, but I’d prefer a personal testimonial to really ensure accuracy. None of the women that I am in a position to comfortably ask have reliably been able to have multiple orgasms. So now I turn to you, Internet.

After the first orgasm, how are the sensations different as you continue to be stimulated? Does your sensitivity change dramatically, and if it does, how do you address that? Do you prefer to switch to a different form of stimulation or different technique (ie toys vs fingers, penetration vs rubbing, clitoral vs g-spot, etc) for subsequent orgasms? Are the second and beyond orgasms experientially different from the first one? How does the rest of your whole body feel throughout the experience? Is it something you wouldn’t mind doing as part of every sexual encounter, if your partner could always get you there, or is it intense enough that you prefer it as a once in a while thing? Is there anything else unique about it that I haven’t even thought of but is very distinctive to the experience?