My boyfriend has always wanted to piss on me, but I am just not about it. Every few weeks or so, he brings it up again. Or, he’ll drop some subtle hints that he’s been chugging water all day and hasn’t gotten to use the bathroom. I know it’s his fantasy. I just could never bring myself to be a human toilet for him.
One time, I walked in from the gym to find him jerking off on the couch to piss porn. Anyone else might be jealous or horrified, but I was relieved (get it?) that he was watching porn and not meeting strangers.
I wanted to be a little piss slut for him. I just couldn’t get into it. And believe me. I tried. I watched him piss. I even pissed on myself in the shower a few times. (I never told him.) Sometimes, I’d piss into the palm of my hand and then taste a little of it. Just to see. And I just thought: Sitting in the tub, on my knees, under my boyfriend as he soaked my tits in piss was just … I donno. I just couldn’t.