My darling wife has given you recently three wholesome stories about our sex life during our first time pregnant. But she’s asked me to now write up one of our naughtier stories – a true dive into our pervertedness.
I’m not sure if anyone has realized but we’re trying to keep these stories chronological – so that it’s not too messy to read for anyone who flicks through. This happened when Kid #1 was around two. It was also Christmas. Now for any couples here you know that deciding what to do at Christmas can be fucking difficult. Two families to work with. Fortunately that year my younger sibling decides to make the choice easy for me. They married younger than I and started pumping out kids like a Catholic family and they’ve told everyone their going around my mom’s place for Christmas. So I ring up Sally’s parents and let them know that they’ll get to spend Christmas with their grandkid! And then tell my mom sadly that we can’t join them this year – we promised Sally’s parents.