Tag: Masturbation

Roscoe Forthright’s Starship Rimshot. SEMEN-POPE CLUSTER-FUCKS THE RIGHTEOUS

Roscoe Forthright’s Starship Rimshot. SEMEN-POPE CLUSTER-FUCKS THE RIGHTEOUS

[Android Susie](https://drive.google.com/file/d/1n6U9R71XITkWAUT_wm1Ev84_Z75Dtdm9/view?usp=sharing)

**The wild success of the Gospel of Sacred Jizz reshaped the religions of Earth.** Most major faiths went into sharp decline, losing 87% to 98% of their followers. Catholic girls preferred sucking cock to catechism; Jewish girls preferred oral-pussy-love over the Zilberman Method. Hinduism and Buddhism fared better than the Christianity, Judaism and Islam. The Abrahamic faiths just could not compete with the lusty sacred rituals and large-breasted nude Acolytes the Semen-Pope. There were no worldwide group masturbation ceremonies in Christianity, Judaism or Islam; no zoom-conference jacking and sucking on stadium jumbotron screens. **Even the most liberal Christian televangelists kept their cocks in their pants when in church.** 180,000 or more naked men and woman getting-off together on live television, streaming worldwide remained outside the purview of most major religions.

**For that reason, by 2750 CE, the Gospel of Sacred Jizz become the dominant religion on Earth** (being declared by government mandate, the official state religion of Sweden, Norway, Denmark and Iceland and Iran.) Former Earth mega-faiths were now isolated fringe cults, with fewer than 80,000 to 100,000 followers worldwide. Stylized phallic and vaginal iconography replaced crosses and stars as the most recognized religious symbols. **Large bronze sculptures, spurting cock fountains appeared in the town centers of many metropolitan areas.** Often grand public art included bronze or stainless steel wide-open vaginas, with water spurting out. The sexual art was always decorated on New Year’s Day and other major holidays. Read more »

How I [21F] began to fuck my [54M] married neighbor. Leading to an eventual threesome. [MF] PART 2

I’m so glad you all enjoyed my experience with my neighbor. Thanks for all the kind messages and comments! I personally think this is my best one written so far, hope you enjoy it as much as I did writing it. So as promised and without further ado! Here is part 2!

So the next day as soon as I finally had both mentally and physically recovered. I wanted my second round. So as any good neighbor I decided to pay him a visit. I knocked on the door and got no reply.

Thinking he was out I tried later that day too but no luck. He was avoiding me. I wasn’t going to beg him in the echoed hallway for everyone to hear. So I gave up for the day and went back to my apartment.

But holy fuck. I was horny. I was so wet I decided to stop using panties because of how stained I would leave them. I masturbated in the shower after I woke up. I masturbated after my shower, lying naked in my bed. While cooking I bent over on my counter and touched myself till my legs failed me. I even called my bf telling him I was super horny, but he said he had a hangout he couldn’t miss to. Read more »

I’ll suck your dick everyday if you let me

Horny and looking! Anything goes. The rougher, the nastier, the more perverted the better. I’m hoping to find a suitable sexually partner for fun, frolics, filth, and fornication. Mmm yes please babe I want you to moan and cum for me. Make yourself feel good for me. Open to chatting about fantasies and experiences and more. So tell me your mood. I’m into dirty talk/guided masturbation/heavy moaning.

Mommy’s Self-Care Weekend: Part 6 [fsolo] [mutual masturbation] [MF]

(This is part 6 in a series. The previous installments can be found on my profile.)

“You said you’re here until Monday too?” Jess asks me, uncurling her legs from the post-orgasmic fetal position she has been coiled into. Stretching, and then turning onto her side to face me.

I slink down, from my own seated position and lie face her, “Yeah, I don’t live far, but yeah I’m in the hotel until Monday. You?” I am lying in her wet spot, and I don’t care. Watching her naked body next to me, recovering from the squirting orgasm she just had.

“Yeah, we are here until Monday,” she smiles, “We live about 4 hours from here though. This is a working weekend for Rob,” she pauses for a second at the mention of her husband, I can’t quite read the tone behind it. “And a fun weekend for me.”

“Are you having fun?” I ask, glancing toward the soaked sheet underneath my hip.

Jess’s steely blue eyes glint, as she looks toward the wet spot, and then back at me, “God, could you imagine if I said I wasn’t?” Read more »

I had to play Scalia in law school and fucked RBG [FM]

I’m really curious to see what kind of folks click on this post… This is by far the weirdest foreplay of my life.

So certain law schools have seminar classes that focus entirely on the Supreme Court. Basically you pick someone on the Court and argue theoretical cases the way you think your justice would argue all semester. By a miracle, I got into the seminar 3L year, but I was robbed of the RBG role I wanted by a dude in my class who was ironically pretty conservative. The only spot left by the time I got another chance to pick was Scalia, which I was pretty pissed about.

On that day I made a vow to destroy RBG Bro in every single debate we had all semester.

I don’t want to brag, but I made folks uncomfortable with how aggressive I was. I made that seminar my bitch. We’d get so heated our professor had to step in a couple of times, and I was once told a poor class of 1Ls could hear us from down the hall.

*Wow. This is possibly the least sexy intro I have ever written. I promise it gets better.* Read more »

[MF] I mouth-fucked my friend’s niece.

[A non-fictional account.]

I was 26 at the time. Watching late night movies at a good friend’s place. There was myself, a close friend and four of his family members in their living room.

My friend’s 18YO niece and I were on opposite ends of a sofa, me sitting up straight and her stretched out on the other end with her feet pointing my way. Into our third movie everyone started drifting off. My friend’s niece decided to move a little further down the sofa to get comfortable. This meant she had to rest her feet on my lap. Every few minutes I’d feel her feet move as she repositioned herself.

My cock started to throb under her weight and I really couldn’t help but rock back and forth in a thrusting motion. She must have noticed (or knew what she was doing all along) because her slight carefree feet jerks slowly turned into steady circular grinding motion into my crouch. I grew rock hard with each grind. My cock began to hurt as it pressed against my undies and shorts. I had a quick glance around us and noticed everyone was seemed asleep, so I quietly unzipped my shorts and let my rock hard cock pop out at full mast. The crouch of my shorts was soaked with precum. Read more »

I [F] 22 just had my first night of passion with my bf [M] 27

I just got railed the hardest I’ve ever been fucked in my lifeeee. My legs still won’t stop shaking after 2 hours of napping 🤭

For visualisation, I’m a pretty thicc Asian girl, 5ft tall, with E cup boobies, a slim waist, and wide hips, with a modest behind (you can see it if you visit my profile). And my boyfriend is a modestly built Asian guy, 6” 1, with about 7 & 1/2 inches of cock at full mast (sadly he doesn’t post on this app).

It started after I pointed out a porn video that I wanted us to copy and he pretty much gave me a run for my money. We had just come down from dinner after work and were lying down in bed together when I showed it to him. He then immediately stood up, took off his boxers and then pulled me by the legs to the edge of the bed and took my panties off.

He slid into me so smoothly and I gasped because I could feel my insides being spread out because of his girth. He just looked straight at me while pounding into me; he would grab me by the breasts or shoulders to hold me down and pull me into him so he’d fuck me harder. My eyes couldn’t focus because it was too good. Read more »

NUT in me November is here !! Would you ? [F]

Hmu if you want me to talk dirty to you while telling you about all the naughty things i’d do to you if you were here with me, until you get toe curling cum and so much more ;) Open to most roles, taboo, DD/LG, romance (rough, vanilla or both), breeding, guided masturbation, and more. Let’s both play with ourselves and moan each other’s names till we both orgasm.

[MF] I mouth-fucked my friend’s niece.

I was 26 at the time. Watching late night movies at a good friend’s place.

There was myself, a close friend and around four of his family members lounging around the living room. I was sitting at one end of a sofa with his 18YO niece lying at the other end with her feet pointing my way. Into our third movie everyone started drifting off. My friend’s niece decided to move further down the sofa to get comfortable and rested her feet on my lap. After a while my cock started throbbing under her feet. She must have felt it, because she then started to grinding her feet into my crouch. I grew harder with each grind. I looked around us and with everyone seemingly asleep, decided to unzip my shorts and let my rock hard cock pop out at full mast. The crouch of my shorts was soaked with precum. Without prompting, she wrapped both feet around my shaft and tried her best to jerk me off. She was doing alright but after about five minutes of that I motioned for her to shift closer, so she quietly spun around, now her head in my lap and my cock in her mouth. No words were spoken. With both hands, I raised and supported her head a few inches over my lap and gently mouthfucked her. I could feel the back of her throat with each deep slow thrust. It was an unbelievable rush face-fucking her while her her family lay all around us. I came deep down her throat…a massive load. She swallowed every drop, spun back into her old position and we both fell asleep. Read more »

No Nut November (How I learned to stop worrying and love blue balls) PART 2

Authors note: *This is my second installment and my second attempt at writing erotica. Any tips, critiques or complements genuinely welcomed. Our intrepid hero who has going back to college as an older student and trying to get back on the dating scene after years of depression and anxiety has been taken in by a younger and smaller minx who has decided to tease and deny him though-out the length of “No Nut November”*

As I left Sam’s apartment my balls were aching and my stomach felt like it had a ton of bricks weighing on it. I had to walk down the stairs slowly and deliberately simply from how tender my testicles felt. The pain in my gut and my nuts was nothing compared to the racing trains of thought in my head trying to decipher what had just happened to me. I hadn’t been laid in a couple years and was never really good with relationships or intimacy so just cuddling with a small pale cutie seemed like a good way to try and get back into the sexual world. But the way she took control, they way she knew that I was nervous and helpless, the way she used me and when she talked dirty just hearing those filthy words coming out of her mouth made me feel a certain kind of way. Just replaying what just happened as I walked back to my place made me hard again, not painful hard like in that bed with her but still hard to control. I had never really been serous about “No Nut November” but the way she controlled me and made me squirm while she kept me on edge and watching her joy at my helpless leaking cock made me want to be serious about it. Fuck. My balls hurt. Read more »