This story is actually really funny.
I dated a girl who was… interesting. For her birthday she asked to go to a strip club which is how we ended up the only female patrons at the sketchiest club in our city. We were with a group of guy friends, but we certainly were not the normal clientele and stuck out amongst the crowd.
We were getting hit on A LOT by older dudes who were getting a little creepy about it, and I was getting close to my breaking point. I get to see tits whenever I want- new ones aren’t worth creepy dudes.
I’m about to tell my girlfriend this when a very older man stops by our table and waives cash around. He tells us he’ll give us $30 if he can watch us make out. He clearly does not know we’re a couple because when we start laughing he says, “Haven’t you ever been curious what it’s like to kiss your friend?”
I decide to REALLY lean into this. I’m like, “I just don’t know. I’ve never kissed a girl before.” My girlfriend brushes hair from my face and says, “Come on! It will just be for a minute!”