First of all, happy fucking birthday to me. September 25th I celebrated 10 years of being 21. Cheers! I have blisters on my feet from the previous night’s Pirate Pub Crawl… but I wasn’t dressed for them. There was a formal military function at an event hall smack dab in the middle of the pub crawl. So I did what any self-respecting lady would do- I dressed up in an inflatable shark costume and circled the venue humming the JAWS theme to myself waiting for an unchaperoned service member to stumble out like Bambi in the woods. Hands down, I had the best costume of the night. Rocking an asymmetrical skirt and matching grey heels for my Great White realness. Maybe someone fed me mushrooms. Maybe I was having a blasty-blast in the costume all by myself and completely forgot my mission to sew some wild oats. Let’s rewind to earlier that day, before I graced downtown Anchorage with a shark attack.
Tag: Lesbian
Was looking to hookup through a lesbian dating app, ended up meeting a straight couple (M/F) looking for a unicorn instead. Wild times ensued.
So about a year ago, a mid-thirties couple messaged me through the dating app Her. They wanted me to be their “unicorn.” Normally, I would not have agreed to something so pernicious, but I was in a social funk at the time and had also lost my job selling Mary Kay, so I needed a little yolo in my life. That is, beyond the psychedelic mushrooms I had been ingesting at lunchtime each day.
Before heading over to their place, I made sure to prepare myself physically (lathered myself in Crisco), mentally (completed nearly half of the New York Times crossword puzzle), and spiritually (took a small amount of mushrooms and listened to an Amy Grant Christmas album). This strategy had served me well over the years at Mary Kay (right up until I got that bad batch of mushrooms), so I figured it would work well on this occasion, too.
Stardew Valerie: A Lucky Penny [ff][oral][rule 34]
A petite young woman with long pink pigtails took her first steps onto the stone square of Pelican Town. Her ruby eyes were framed by thick lashes, and she wore a red plaid skirt with a white collared shirt and a black necktie. She squinted against the sun, but its warmth felt good on her fair skin, and she smiled as she took in the different buildings. Her name was Valerie, and she was the new farmer in town. She had just planted her first crops that morning, then after a nice shower and change of clothes, had decided to meet her new neighbors.
The first person she spotted was a girl with curly red hair that hung just past her ears. She wore a dandelion yellow collared shirt with short sleeves and a tan pencil skirt. A ragged cloth book bag was slung over her shoulder, and she seemed to be struggling to carry its weight, gripping the strap tightly with one hand and jutting her hip out to the side to keep from tipping over.
“Need some help?” Valerie called from behind her.
The girl looked back over her shoulder in surprise. “Oh! Uh, I think I’ve got it…”
[28M/29F] Finally an Afternoon Alone with Suzy
It had been almost a full month since we had a Saturday afternoon alone together at home and when we got home from running errands around 3pm today we both shed some clothes and collapsed in the living room. A little about us before I go to far (and yes, this is a long one): I’m 28, 6’5”, 230 lbs, with brown hair, brown eyes, and a thick 7” cock. Suzy is 29, just over 5′, with dirty blonde hair, hazel eyes, gorgeous round C-cups, and an amazing bubble butt that gets her lots of attention whenever we go out. This story may start a little slow but I promise the action gets quite hardcore later on.
So anyway, there we were, me in my t-shirt and boxers and Suzy in just one of my oversized t-shirts, lounging on either end of the couch with our legs piled together in the middle. I asked her what she was interested in watching suggesting we could watch a documentary, find a new show to binge, or [since I was definitely horny and I guess feeling a little daring] perhaps put on some porn. I expected her to laugh off the porn suggestion and continue our search when she said “Sure, we can watch some porn,” and smiled at me, reaching out to hand me the remote.
I’m too young for sex :( pt. 21 [ff]
I was still holding Sam when she finally caught her breath. Since it had been her first time, I wanted to know what she was thinking.
“You’ve done this before,” Sam whispered. There was no judgement in her tone. She might have sounded a little sad, but I wouldn’t begin whatever we were starting together by lying about my past.
“Yes,” I whispered back.
“With someone you loved?” she asked. Now I could hear the worry in her tone.
“I thought so,” I admitted. “I was wrong. She ended things.”
Now Sam rolled back with a studied expression on her face. “Was she the only one?”
“No.” I wondered if the rest would matter to Sam. “I was with a guy. My big crush for years. He ended things, too.”
“So you’re not a lesbian.” Again, she didn’t appear to be judging me, but I worried my answer would steal this chance away.
“I’ve never really thought about it like that. I mean, I like who I like. When I asked you out for ice cream, I just wanted to get to know you better. You’re adorable and fun…” I noticed her smiling. “And Then I decided I wanted to go with you to the turn-about dance.”
The Book Of David [mf][ff][inc][first][group]
She was gorgeous. Her black hair was straight and smooth and hung like a silk curtain over her shoulders. Her face was a work of art, with high cheekbones and luminous eyes. Her light skin was soft and unblemished. Even her name was uniquely gorgeous… “Cherys” (pronounced Sheh-REESE, her parents were hippies or something).
She was nineteen, in the full flower of youth with her best years still ahead of her. And despite her young age, I couldn’t help but think of her already as a woman. She had full curves perched around the tightness only a teenager possesses. Hers was a body that would be the envy of any model in the nude magazines my best friend swiped from his dad. I imagine that her body was the perfection that Adam first witnessed when God created Eve.
Her tits were so big, so round, and so indescribably magnetic. Her ass was buoyant and tight as a drum. Her irises flickered and changed color depending on the light, from green to blue to violet, each hue more beautiful than the last. Even her hands were delicate and utterly lovely. I was so in love.
I am a femme lesbian girl who just had sex with a guy for the first time ever.
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Before you read this go read my post from the other day explaining things. All this post is going to be is describing what happened.
I [22/F] have only been with women but have been watching alot of straight porn lately & want to see what being with a dude is like. from sex
Okay so when he got here he gave me flowers which I thought was super sweet. We talked a little bit before anything happened. I pretty much told him once again that I am definatley a lesbian & I love him so much as a friend & he didnt have to do this for me if he didnt want to, especially if it would affect our friendship. He pretty much told me he’s more worried that I won’t like it and I’ll be the one to get weird and start ignoring him.
That’s when I just took my clothes off slowly while laughing pretty awkwardly. I took the advice of a fellow redditor & wore some lingerie. Pink lacy see thru bra with some crotchless panties & matching stockings. He made fun of me for wearing it for him but said I looked sexy as hell. I was kinda embarrassed lol.
I’m too young for sex :( pt. 20 [ff]
Okay, I screwed up. My mouth got ahead of my brain, then my anger got ahead of my sense. Now Mark was going to the turn-about dance with Lydia Jenkins. Worse, he’s blind to Lydia’s agenda and was too mad to listen to my warning.
Joe bugged me all afternoon about what happened between Mark and me. I ignored him until he went away. To keep busy, I browned the ground beef for taco night, chopped the lettuce, tomatoes, and onions, and then arranged the shells to warm in the oven. Joe finally came out of his room when Mom came home to set the table. Dad came in right as we all sat down to eat.
“How was everyone’s day?” Mom asked us all.
“I aced my geometry test,” Joe said, then shot a nasty look in my direction. “And Steph is seeing someone named Sam.”
I felt my stomach twist at his words. I looked down at my plate when the heat rose in my face.
“Who’s Sam?” Dad asked in his usual rough tone.
I wasn’t ready to go there, so I took a deep breath. “It’s no big deal. We’re just friends.”
(M)y morning (F)un
I know this style of life might not be for everybody. I have close friendships with a lot of other pervs, and we often share experiences (and each other). I was inspired by another awesome user to post a little bit about how I live. Hope some of you enjoy!
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Today started out pretty lame; I really really didn’t want to wake up. I had a long night doing absolutely nothing fun and all I wanted was to sleep in. My bad ass wife (also a perv, more on that another time) was having a lot of trouble with things and I had to run a million errands to help her out, starting at 7am. I got back home about 10am, and my phone starting blowing up while I was in the shower. I leaned out to look eventually and saw it was the front door calling (we live in a condo in the city, but also have a house that I sometimes rent out, again, more stories there later).
How I turned my cousin into a lesbian or my first time with a vibrator [FF]
Thanks for all the love and support. Here ios my answer to how my weekend went.
Backstory: I am 31 (I had a birthday) years old short and curvy but fit. I have shoulder length blonde hair and blue eyes. I have been spending the last two years exploring my sexuality and freedom after a bad nine year LTR ended. This happened about 6 month after my LTR ending.
So last weekend I was in a nearby town at a family thing with my parents. This was my Dad’s sister’s house and she has a bunch of kids include my cousin, Lara, who is a junior in college this year. Her and I have always got along well and i had not seen her in ages. She was a the chubby pretty girl all through. I had not seen her in about a year and it turns out she had lost a bunch of weight and had been working out. Once I saw her I gave her a huge hug and we could not stop talking about food and working out and how great she looked.