“The Camping Trip” [MF]

*Requested by u/komodo_ravager on my [prompt post](https://www.reddit.com/r/DirtyWritingPrompts/comments/6qmppy/meta_pick_a_girl_give_me_a_prompt/) .*

Erik looked over at Tim as they waited at the bar for their next round. “I don’t know man. Sounds kinda weird being in a club.”

“There’s nothing weird about it!” Tim retorted.

Tim had been one of Erik’s best friends since high school and Erik was glad he had agreed to meet that night. Erik was fresh off a mean fight with his ex and had needed someone to bitch to. Tim had always been good at at least appearing to be outraged on the behalf of his friends. Plus, they always had a good time. Lately however, whenever they met up Tim would bring up the men’s club he belonged to.

“Look, it’s basically just shooting the shit and drinking some beer.” Tim continued.

Their own beers arrived. Erik grabbed his and took a gulp. “That’s it?”

Tim shrugged. “We do other shit, go on trips and stuff. But we still usually get drunk.” He chuckled.

“Trips?” Erik asked.

“Usually nothing big, like this weekend we’re going camping.” Tim took a swig of his beer. “You should come.”

My First Jobud Experience [MM]

I only recently found this subreddit, and after reading some of the stories of people’s experiences, I figured I’d add mine to the mix (this was previously posted on r/jobuds). Sorry for this wall of text, but keep in mind, this happened back in The Olden Days. There was no internet porn! Because there was no internet! If you wanted porn, you had to watch the scrambled cable channels in the hope of a couple seconds of boob or find your dad’s single issue of Playboy in the bottom of his dresser drawer under the Hai Karate. Basically, good spank material was hard to come by. I had to make up for it with a good imagination.

Anyhow, my first sexual experience of any kind involved me and my best friend Matt. We had been friends since we were little, going to school together and hanging out on weekends. Sleepovers were common, just the two of us when we were younger, then as groups when we started staying up all night playing Dungeons and Dragons. Yes, we were nerds. Big time. None of our group had ever had girlfriends and most weren’t very athletic. If we weren’t playing D&D, we were quoting Monty Python and talking about the hot girls we knew, but never dated. But nobody every copped to beating off. It just wasn’t discussed back then.

Round 2 [MF]

Her water took a long time to heat up; by the time I had gotten it warm enough to wet the washcloth and clean myself up, she had rolled over in bed, starting to fall asleep. I stood at the foot of the bed, holding the cloth for her, admiring. She was gorgeous, smooth, clear, freckled skin, dark curls, red lips, pink nipples…pink pussy. She was on her side but not curled very tightly, putting her right on display for me. She was still glistening, and a little trail of my cum was leaking out.

Just the sight of that got me hard again. I was surprised; I hadn’t had that short a refractory period since high school, much less in any of the more recent years. But she was gorgeous, and there was the evidence that she was mine. We were supposed to be going to sleep. It was already late, and tomorrow we both had to get up early and go to jobs where we had to pretend to barely know each other, pretend she hadn’t sucked her own juices off my lips, pretend I wasn’t relatively sure I was falling in love with her. I could make this quick, though.

[MF] Matching with my middle school best friend on Tinder (Update 3)

[[m/f] Matching with my middle school best friend on Tinder (Update 2)](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/4sy6bb/mf_matching_with_my_middle_school_best_friend_on/?st=j60t9zpx&sh=5d0b48fa)

First of all, I don’t want to hear it. I’m sorry I abandoned you, it *totally* won’t happen again. No, it probably will because your boy is busy nowadays like every other day. I guess this is more of an update post. Like what has happened over the past year. I had my birthday. Funny enough, none of you guys sent me birthday presents. So that was pretty much the worst day of my life. I was expecting at least 100 presents from you all. Too late now though, my birthday was months ago. I also moved to a different city because it is cheaper to get a huge house here than it is in like LA. I live in a suburb of a bigger city, though. I still have my hair bleached, but I dyed it because my brother got married and I didn’t want to have bleached hair in the pictures. Let’s see, what else do you want to know about me? I have lost more weight and have gotten more lean because I’ve been running more. I’m sort of lifting just to like keep my arms toned but lifting is boring to me. I don’t like being in the gym which is why I like running outside. I guess that’s it. Oh right, you probably want to hear about the other one. The girl who somehow weaseled her way back in my life.

[Part 1, cheating] The conference where I [f]ucked two guys separately and then had a threeso[m]e

This is a long story and has buildup but I put ********* where the fucking happens.

PART ONE

This was my first time away from home in years. I was going to my first conference in California, where I would present my research and get to be around other nerds doing the same thing. So when I saw him standing there, I kind of lost my shit.

I met Josh in high school. He was the kind of guy who didn’t really give a damn about grades or college. Everything about our shitty school bored him. He was also pretty introverted while I’m a bit more extroverted. I’m loud and I like to be the center of attention, so, while we were good friends, we always seemed inherently incompatible. He got into college and went away while I went to a university in our city. We drifted and never talked again.

Josh was now standing in front of me, looking confused. He was still about 6 feet tall, but had a medium build now. His green, hooded eyes were open in surprise, jaw was sharper, his hands looked bigger, his hair looked darker and was neatly parted to the side, his smile looked wider. He was tan and kind of glowed. Eventually we both laughed and he moved to hug me. He smelled nice and looked great in his dark suit.

[MF] Zoo Lights and Wild Nights

Its been a while but I was doing some FB creeping to see what my Exs have been up to I remembered a decent story for everyone.

Lindsey had been my GF briefly near the tail end of our high school year but we had broken up during the summer because we were going to different schools. I went my way she went hers, but we briefly met again over Thanksgiving Break and went out to dinner and kept in touch after then. We hit it off again and had a blast swapping drunk freshman escapades with each other. When winter break came around we met up frequently needless to say it wasn’t long before two horny college freshman back in their boring hometown started fooling around in whoever’s home didn’t have parents there.

Lindsey was short and a little on the larger side, she had small B cups but a great ass. Blond and bouncy her energy was infectious and as I was pleased to find out her libido was a match for my 19 year old self. I am 5’11 blond with a larger swimmers build, by no means shredded but the dreaded freshman 15 had not taken its toll yet.

[M]y [F]irst Cheater [M19/F18] [Long]

[How I Met Another Cheater]

This was my first experience with a girl who had an interest in kink. I was a young guy when this happened, so forgive me for my rose tinted glasses. I was in my first year at university, I regularly went to the gym and I was just doing the generic shit that single guys did back then, I went to bars, I got phone numbers, facebooks (this was pre-tinder)

During my first year of class enrollment one of my friends from high school suggested that we try out a new language. We studied German together in high school, but when he traveled to Japan he started to get into that Weeb culture, so he suggested we tried Japanese. It was double credits for me if I passed a Japanese course and at the time I was looking at a career in International Business, so I figured I may as well.

What we discovered when taking that class was that it was fucking hard. The introductory subject was designed to cover the entire high school curriculum in 12 weeks. We had 12 weeks to learn basic speaking, reading and writing in a language that was so different from ours, we felt truly fucked. In response to this we tried forming a study group.

“Maintaining Friendship” Pt. 1 [MMMMMF] [MMMMMFF] [MF] [FF] [Gangbang] [Reluctance / NonCon] [Humiliation] [Anal] [DP] [Deepthroat] [Cum]

*Feedback is welcome. Enjoy.*

[Part 2](https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/6q82sw/maintaining_friendship_pt_2_mmmmmf_mmmmmff_mf_ff/)

[Part 3](https://www.reddit.com/r/Erotica/comments/6q82zg/maintaining_friendship_pt_3_mmmmmf_mmmmmff_mf_ff/)

Dana followed carefully behind Halle as she stormed down the hall of Dana’s apartment toward the living room.

“Please Halle, please. I’m so sorry.” Dana was weeping desperately. She reached out and grabbed her friend’s shoulder.

Halle knocked it away and spun around, her dark hair flying. Dana cowered at the pure rage on her face. Halle was red and her eyebrows were drawn tightly together, her lip trembled with anger. But worst of all were the tears running down her face. Dana felt a fresh surge of overwhelming guilt.

“Sorry?” Halle hissed through clenched teeth. “You fuck my boyfriend and you’re SORRY!!”

Dana flinched. “I…”

Halle stomped her foot and shook her head. “YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIEND DANA….my best friend..” She broke off sobbing.

Dana’s insides were twisted in knots. How could she have done this? Why was she so stupid and jealous? She desperately wished she could do something, anything, to fix the mess she had caused. But what? What could make up for this.