Downing Abbey – Chapter 17

**(Lucas)**

I was hoping for Abigail, so my heart leapt when the door actually cracked open.

Seeing those brown eyes was the confirmation, and I barely noticed that the rest of the woman was aged about thirty years. She was softer around the edges, but the same beautiful brown hair, bright eyes, and warm smile completed her demeanor.

My mouth opened slightly and my eyes narrowed about the same amount, contemplating what this meant.

I wondered if I had traveled forwards through a channel of time, and the inevitable father was showing me what I would be missing out on. Perhaps on the other side of the door was her children, now already teenagers perhaps, and another man, her husband.

That man would not be me.

But instead of pimply teens and a lucky Joe, I was met with a wet, blonde canine with unruly, curly fur. It sprung up on its hind legs, imprinting wet paw marks on my slacks. I felt its paws, meaning I wasn’t simply an omniscient scout ferried by father time.

‘Oh dear,’ future-Abigail said. ‘I’m so sorry!’ And she fell into a laugh.

[MF] Reconnecting with high school crush Part 2

Kristy got in her car, and I followed on the bike. We drove around for about 10-15 minutes until she saw an old church just outside of town. Being that is was a Friday morning the place looked abandoned and pulling in she drove around to the back of the building. I parked the bike and jumped in to the passenger side of her truck.

“A church?! You couldn’t find anything other than a church for us to park in?”

Kristy laughs and tells me she wasn’t going to spend an hour driving around looking for something better when that time could be spent doing something else. And with that being said we were all over each other. Grown adults making out like teenagers in the front seat of her SUV.

New Years threesome and the day I lost my virginity [MFF]

During my senior year of high school a family friend was hosting their annual New Years bash. I had barely turned 18 and was still kind of on the shy side, I hadn’t had sex yet but I had a handful of sexual encounters under my belt. My crowning achievements at the time were getting a blowjob in a school van during a band trip, being one of the guys used at a rainbow party
(if you don’t know what that is I’ll explain at the end), and when a girl I met during a summer program and I took turns going down on each other on the last day.

So back to the whole party thing, in my small podunk home town the populace is mostly Latinos and well white people. There are 3 Asian families in the entire county including mine, so because of this we were all fairly friendly with one another. Now while my parents are immigrants to this country one of the families, I’ll call them the Lee’s, have been in my hometown since the founding of it in the 1800’s. Their like great great great something helped set up the old train tracks and owned the saloon and brothel that used to be in my town back in the old western days.

Tinder even works in China. [MF][MF][MF] a tale of three fucks in 24 hours. Part I

It’s been a busy 3 or 4 months of traveling for work and fucking hasn’t been very high on my priority list, but shortly before flying back to the US for Christmas, I figured I’d fire up tinder and roll those dice. It feels like some days your stock is up, and sometimes it’s down, but for a little over 26 hours on December 13th, 2017, my fuckstock was a full on bull market.

I had been living and working in a large Chinese city for a three weeks so when i started swiping I got a rather distinct uniformity to my matches. I flipped through a couple of them, read the bios, and found a super cute, 24 year old, chinese girl who looked like she had spent significant time in the bay area (kite flying at crissy field etc.) . She had like three bikini pictures and the third one, an ass shot in not much more than a thong, sold me. I love fat little asses and this girl looked like she had one. We messaged back and forth and then exchange wechat names. I suggested coffee. She suggested a drink. With only one night left in the city, and only looking to fuck, I went for broke and told her my hotel bar had a good cocktail menu. I watched the little “responding dots” bounce around for a bit before I got back “Sound great!”

How I lost my virginity to a college threesome. [MFM]

I lost my virginity my freshman year of college. It happened in the spring semester, early February, 2011. To this day, it was probably one, if not the best, college experiences I had. Not only did I lose my virginity, I lost in in a threesome with multiple rounds of raw sex. It was a Friday night and I was out looking for a house-party with my roommate Jay. We found one that was pretty legitimate, but nothing too crazy. After a few beers each we started chatting with these two girls our age that were from a dorm building across campus. We hit it off immediately, and I was surprised at myself for carrying on a carefree conversation with this cute girl Kylie. The other girl’s name was Taylor. After a while of talking, the four of us, Taylor saw some other friends and went over to them. It was just me, Jay and Kylie hitting it off, and she was getting kind of playful and flirty. Just as we were finishing off our second beers and feeling good but not drunk, cops showed up because of noise complaints.

First time skinny dipping with two guys – 1/2 [FM]

This is a story that happened back in high school and it was a first such experience for me. I went to highschool with my friend Matt and we would often hang out during the summer. This summer was no different and one day he invited me to go with his friend Chris for a swim.

He lived in a somewhat rural area and there was a river nearby so I figured that’s where we’d be going. Once I got to his house, we got on bikes and cycled to his Chris’ house. Chris wasn’t all that far, maybe a kilometer and a half.

When we got there, Chris was excited and told us that there was something we have to check out. The house across from his was owned by some that lived 2 hours away and only came there for weekend getaway a few times during the summer. However, Chris found out that they still had water in their pool and all you had to do was uncover it. The pool was closed off and you couldn’t really see it. When you looked from the road it was behind the house, and behind it at the end of their yard they had a small private beach closed off on the river. From one side of their yard was a big wall and trees from the other. The only way you could ever see in their yard and that someone was using the pool was if you actually came behind the house.

How I lost my virginity to a college threesome. [MFM]

I lost my virginity my freshman year of college. It happened in the spring semester, like early February, 2011. To this day, it was probably one of the best college experiences I had. Not only did I lose my virginity, I lost in in a threesome with multiple rounds of raw sex. It was a Friday night and I was out looking for a house-party with my roommate Jay. We found one that was pretty legitimate, but nothing too crazy. After a few beers each we started chatting with these two girls our age that were from a dorm building across campus. We hit it off immediately, and I was surprised at myself for carrying on a carefree conversation with this cute girl Kylie. The other girl’s name was Taylor. After a while of talking, the four of us, Taylor saw some other friends and went over to them. It was just me, Jay and Kylie hitting it off, and she was getting kind of playful and flirty. Just as we were finishing off our second beers and feeling good but not drunk, cops showed up because of noise complaints.

Downing Abbey – Chapter 2

**(Lucas)**

‘You won’t believe what Garrett has been up to,’ Jillian said. I shook my head when I heard that name. Garrett. Not dad. *Never* dad. In fact, I don’t even remember the last time any of us called him anything but his first name. All things considered, it beats what we want to call him: Pain in the ass.

Mondays usually began with three coffees sugared to give a toddler pre-diabetes, but I haven’t had the time to eat my melting scone, much less go for coffee. Where the fuck is that office assistant? It’s not even lunchtime yet but I’ve already watched one client rip journalist asshole on national television while forty-five minutes was devoted playing therapist to another on his fourth failed marriage. This shit wasn’t Law and Order.

‘Nothing surprises me anymore about him, but try me,’ I sighed. I noticed the mountain of files Simco was trying to drown me in at the corner of my desk, and it looked like Chinese takeout in the office at midnight.

Again.