Funny story time, getting caught [MF]

Maybe you could use a good laugh.

Ok :) here we go, at the time I had just graduated high school, we went to school together. We were messing around during the summer before we went to college. I would go see her during the week days while she was babysitting her sister and sometimes other kids from the neighborhood.

Her mom worked during the day but her dad worked the night shift and would come home in the afternoon. Her dad would sometimes come home early from work, which is why I would always go see her early in the morning. We’d make out while the kids were playing at the park and then when she’d put the kids down for a nap, we’d go to her room and really mess around.

The time we got picked up by a group of cougars [group][mfmf]

This was about 13 years ago when I was in college.

I went to a large public university in a major US city (not a small college town), and for a few months when I was 21 I had a group of about 10-20 friends that would meet a kind of divey chain bar for happy hour on Thursdays (you know the type of bar that has 7 locations and is vaguely irish, but not very irish? This is a local chain, but I assume most cities have something similar). This bar was probably 15-20 minutes from campus on the edge of a very wealthy neighborhood, but someone knew a waitress there from high school, so we always went and sat in her section even though most of us didnt really, and then after a couple of times it just became a thing we did, and we all got to know her.

Anyway, most Thursdays my good friend Adam and I would typically stay a little after happy hour until we could make our way over to a different part of town that was where all the hip bars were. Most of our friends would go home between 8-9 and we’d stay until 10-11.

My first two girl experience with my long time crush [MFF]

As is the case with most high school graduates, the summer before everyone went to college was a time to let loose and make memories of the “good old days.” One such lazy afternoon I was lucky enough to make some lasting memories. Me my and my friends Brian and Erin went over to our friend Amanda’s house one sunny afternoon. The combination of Amanda’s parents being out of town and the fact they had an amazing house made for what seemed to be a perfect day August day.

We had planned to just hang out and maybe hit the hot tub. The four of us were all real close and unbeknownst to the other two, Erin and I had a bit of a friends with benefits situation going on over the last month or so. It was nothing serious, just some fun.

Amanda greeted us in jean shorts, a bikini top and declared, “I’m making margaritas!” Perfect.

I fucked a horny bridesmaid once also [mf][cheating]

Reading the story about someone else’s gf being a horny bridesmaid reminded me of something that happened to me.

I was a groomsman in a wedding that was a destination wedding in San Diego. Everyone was staying the same little boutique hotel in La Jolla. I was single at the time, but all of the bridesmaids were attached in one form or another and all of them, except 2, were friends of mine from college or dating/married to friends of mine from college. The other 2 were the brides older sister who was married with 2 kids and another high school friend of the bride we’ll call Heather.

I had maybe met Heather 3 times prior to this trip and I never really had a second thought about her. She was a very nice person, she had a pretty mundane job, and she wasn’t bad looking but she definitely wasn’t the hottest girl either. Also, she had some bald neckbeard boyfriend we’ll call Sam. Sam didn’t fit into our group for 2 reasons. First, he didn’t go to college with us nor did he seem to share common interests. Second he was an asshole.

The Glory Days [MF] kinda long

Ahh high school. The glory days. I was a junior in high school with nothing but sex on my mind. I struck the jackpot at the beginning of my junior year. I started dating a girl that was a senior. She was a blonde, had beautiful blue eyes, a flat stomach, toned legs with one of the greatest asses I’ve ever had the pleasure of grabbing.

Fast forward to after we had been dating for a few weeks. We got comfortable with each other and started having sex regularly. Not just any sex but the kind of sex you wish you could relive just once. If we weren’t having sex in person, we were having phone sex or sending nudes back and forth. It was great and she really opened up my eyes to how great it was to have a fun and comfortable sex life. We dated for 5 months and the sex continued right up until we broke up in December. The break up was mutual and we both felt we needed to go different ways.

Party Slut [anal] [oral] [mast] [squirt] [buk] [ws] [f][20M]

Amber was sixteen when she lost her virginity. The next day, word had spread like wildfire that she let Tommy Rosen fuck her and cum in her mouth. The attention she got was amazing. She didn’t want the feeling to go away. And she knew it would. She knew that a few weeks would pass and someone else would lose her virginity and the attention would move from Amber to her.

In an effort to keep her slut status at 100%, she told Tommy Rosen she was down to suck and fuck him AND all of his friends. One a week until summer vacation.

The girls hated Amber—some were jealous, others thought she was craving attention in the worst possible way. But Amber didn’t care because all eyes were on her.

And when it was time to ship off to college, she was full of excited nervous energy. She’d get to start fresh with a new crop of guys (and girls).

This excitement followed Amber into her mid-20s. She’d fuck the entire waitstaff at the restaurants she worked in. She’d fuck the entire team at the law firm she interned at. She’d fuck everyone in her apartment building.

The s[m]allest taste of [f]ame

Back in my early 20’s I was the most minor bit of celebrity. I cannot stress enough how minor. We’re talking starring in some moderately popular YouTube videos with more local flavor than general appeal. Besides getting a couple recognitions on the street, I never gave it much thought. Then one day I get a Facebook message.

I don’t know the woman, but I know of her. She was a friend of a friend, and we were technically Facebook friends. I added her a short time before for some reason. That reason may or may not have been influenced by how ridiculously hot she was. Long hair changing colors in the extreme from pic to pic. Thin framed glasses over a pair of bright blue eyes within a pale smooth face. If you looked up “bookish” in a pictionary, you’d see her there. And that was just chin up. Just below the neck was the kind of chest that you’d notice even if you were driving by. Massive cleavage shown through everything she wore.

My High School biology teacher Pt. 3 Birthday sleepover. [lingerie], [oral], [riding cowgirl] [FM]

**I previously posted parts 1 and 2 of ‘My high school biology teacher’ a couple of weeks ago. I’m now using a new account just for the purpose of posting these stories about a long, glorious summer I spent fucking my high school biology teacher (Mr. B). He was amazing and the first man I loved. This is the account of our first sleepover at his house on his 43rd birthday, my first time wearing lingerie and the first time I rode a man like a wild animal… Embellished for artistic license but all events and general conversations are real.. enjoy!**

My high school biology teacher : Mating Displays in Mammals.

After our first encounter (parts 1 and 2), I had been back to Mr.B’s house many more times, always after school had ended and he was settled for the evening; typically around 7pm. I would arrive, we kissed, then he would work on his marking and lesson plan while I perused his large book collection, watched tv, or sat in his lap waiting patiently for him to turn his attention to me. I was still his good little student, even though I was now 18, exams were over and I had technically left school. He asked me questions about biology from his lesson plans and I loved watching him work. I was spending one of these evenings at his home with him in the middle of June…

[FM] My Little Game

Long time lurker, first time poster. I’m not a good creative writer by any means, but I have to share this recent development of a game I created for my little sub.

I [23M] am currently with the girl [21F] of my dreams, /u/KoalaBear6969. Recently, we have started to explore the BDSM world, specifically the D/s realm. She’s my little whore, and no boys, you can’t have her.

Back over the holidays, we bought a couple of sex toys for ourselves. I bought Riley Reid’s Fleshlight (which I recommend, not bad), and she bought the original Hitachi wand. My beautiful little slut already has a nice little collection of vibrators and other toys, and now she has found her masterpiece. She has had a history of having some trouble cumming, but after some patience and experimenting, we have found that vibrators are a wonderful friend. With the wand, my girl can cum as fast as five minutes, which is a new record for her. She especially loves thrusting her ass up in the air for me, with her soaking wet pussy gleaming back at me. I will gladly fuck her tight wet cunt while she presses that wand against her puffy clit.

A Fresh Kick Up The Pants [MF]

There it is was – the mockup of the glass castle. The scene was set in September 1980 during the sessions for the “Ship to Shore” album. It was the first time Stephen and I had worked together so closely. So close we became involved in something akin to phone sex. Without the phone and with it being face to face with no physical contact whatsoever. Naughty Kitty and Stephen! When I think about it now, of course, it was something we shouldn’t have done. As I watched on, I found it so intense. A tear rolled down the side of my face. I walked away for a break and my phone rang…

*”Good afternoon, Minnie.”*

*“I would hate to be annoying, but are you okay, Kitty?”*

*“Oh, my…Lucas Botham is so Stephen Wilcox. Jonquil reacts to Lucas the same way I react to Stephen. I have often wondered…does Jonquil see in these men what I saw in mine?”*

*“Probably not, they are just acting. Acting must be so hard. All this pretend and you may not even like the person. May not even be attracted to him. Does Jonquil have a type?”*