**Author’s Note:** Hi. First time posting here, so hopefully I don’t mess anything up. Hope you enjoy <3 This *is* meant to be erotica, btw, but there’s also a lot of actual story – specifically it’s a comedic lesbian gender bender harem of an isekai. I was gonna post chapter 2 in the same post so as to get it out quickly without spamming the subreddit, but in the end I couldn’t even fit all of chapter 1 in this post. Planning to post the second half of chapter 1 right away – including the sexy bits – so hope you’ll enjoy
“Just how big is this thing?” Jacob muttered, glaring at his computer. The words “Tower Conquest” were stretched across his screen, in large golden letters. Beneath that was the subtitle, “Can you take Dimona tower as your own?” and beneath *that* was a loading bar, which had been slowly filling up for the last fifteen minutes. It was still only at ninety percent, though it did tick over to ninety one even as he glared.