Where’s The Meat-Chapter 1

CHAPTER 1 – Emily

“I’ve got a new fan,” Emily said, hearing her husband walk into the kitchen behind her. I’ll give him a little extra wiggle while I do this. She knew he was watching her ass as she grated the cheese.

She’s got over three hundred thousand followers, why is she telling me about a new one? “Oh?” Bran said, unimpressed.

I wonder if he’s still watching? Emily thought when she finished grating mozzarella.

Emily spread the grated cheese over the top of the Keto Lasagna, “Well he isn’t really new. He’s been making comments for a while, he sent me an email last night. I saw it this morning after you went to work. He said he liked my pink sundress.”

“I love that dress on you. It shows a lot of cleavage,” Bran said.

Bran loves anything I wear that shows my tits and ass, she thought. “Yeah, it does show off my boobs, that’s why I’ve never posed in it for my blog. Stop staring at my ass and open the oven please.”

“I wasn’t staring at it,” he said, moving his eyes away from it as he walked to the oven and opened it.

[MF] The best blowjob I’ve ever had, and her fiancee was in the next room..

So, I’m a 48 year old Caucasian male awaiting back surgery. To pass the time and deal with the boredom and depression my wife suggested posting stories of my sex life. We both read this site and love it. She won’t let me tell any of our stories so instead she suggested I tell about my experiences before we got together.
I met Heaven (Which is the name I will use for her) when she was still in high school. She was dating a friend of mine and when they broke up, just after she graduated, he hit her. So I hit him. Repeatedly. (I’ve always had issues when it comes to guys abusing women). Due to the situation, her and I became really good friends and stayed friends for many years. She was an absolutely gorgeous puerto rican who stood 5′ 2 and had an incredible body. She had a beautiful face, wide hips, a thin waist, nice legs, and a whopping 34FF cup bra. She would complain that clothes shopping was a nightmare. If she bought for her height her chest didn’t fit in the shirts, but if she bought for her chest the shirt would come down to her knees.
Heaven would often flirt with me, which I kind of ignored. She was 4 years younger than me and was always a little boy crazy. I always figured she was being nice because of how I stood up for her. She was way out of my league and I didn’t want to risk losing her friendship so I never paid attention to her flirting.
She started dating a guy who, well let’s just say if she was out of my league then she was playing a whole different game than he was. They dated for a while and then got engaged. Unfortunately, things went sour between them and she told me she was thinking about leaving him. That’s where this story picks up. At the time I was 27 and she was 23.
I went to visit her one night, we were just hanging out watching TV. She started flirting with me, and for the first time I kind of flirted back. That’s when he came home. She wasn’t thrilled to see him come home early. He wasn’t thrilled to see me there. He and I never got along. I was polite out of respect for her. He was polite due to me being 6’4″ and able to bench 360 while he was 5’5″ and wider than he was tall. So we all sat watching TV until suddenly she got up and told him I was there to help her wrap his Christmas gift, which was news to me. We went into the guest room while he settled in front of the TV.
She locked the door after we walked in. I went to ask her a question, but stopped when she pulled her shirt off.
Her boobs were massive, and looked even bigger due to her short height and thin body. The bra she was wearing looked ready to burst. I stood there in shock just staring, so she grabbed the front of my shirt and pulled me down so she could kiss me. We moved to the bed and I almost tore her bra in half removing it. I’m a boob man and had been with some huge boobed ladies before, but I had never seen ones so big on such a small frame and yet so firm. I would have thought they were implants if I hadn’t know her since she was in high school. She pushed me down on the bed and smothered me with her tits. While my mouth was exploring ever inch of her wonders my hands reached for her pants, but she stopped me. She said her original plan was to jump me and fuck my brains out to prove that she was serious about wanting me, but she could sometimes be rather loud during sex and with the fiancee and the other room she couldn’t risk it.
So we went over to the guest bed and we kissed alot and I kissed her neck and squeezed and sucked her tits and she stroked me through my pants. All too soon she said we should stop. She got dressed and I joked that I was going to have some serious blue balls problems that day. Suddenly she smiled and said she could help with that.
She had me sit on the futon in the room and pulled down my pants as she kneeled in front of me. She removed her shirt and bra and took my dick in her hand.
I’ve had blowjobs before but absolutely nothing came close to this. She didn’t just go down on me, it was like she was making love to my cock. She started off slow, taking me all the way into her mouth and then slowly bobbing her head up-and-down on me. Then she pulled me out and rubbed my cock against her breasts, squeezing them around it for a few moments. Then back into her mouth, going a little faster. She would bring me right to the edge then slow down to make it last longer. At one point she was licking up and down my shaft and she started shaking. She would tell me later that she had a major oral fixation and that she had actually orgasmed while giving me head. This was totally new to me, I’ve never seen that in any other woman I’ve been with. I don’t know how long we were at it. She kept bringing me so close and then making me wait. But suddenly there was a knock on the door and her fiancee called in wanting to know if we were almost done. She looked up from my dick and told him yeah we’d be out in just a few minutes. She smiled up at me, lowered her head and went full tilt, cupping my balls with one of her hands, squeezing her own tits with the other, and sucking me like she wanted to make me pass out.
Well it was all I could take and I unloaded. Now as I’ve said before I have a tendency to cum an excessive amount, and suddenly she found her mouth completely full despite how quick she was trying to swallow. As I watched in awe, cum dripped out the corners of her mouth, down her chin, and splashed on the tops of her huge tits, which was incredibly hot to see and just make me cum even harder. She started rubbing my cum into her tits as again and again I shot into her mouth.
Finally I was spent. She sucked me clean and pulled a towel out of the closet to clean herself. She said she had never had any guy cum that much, and I told her I had never experienced anything like what she just did. She was super happy I enjoyed it, like how could I not have? We went out and sat and watched TV with her fiancee.
We would fool around a few more time (at least two others I might post on here) before her fiancee got her pregnant and she stopped talking to me for several years. But to this day that was the best blow job I’ve ever had.

[MF] – Nearly Caught Getting Sucked Off By My Coworker At The Front Desk

Hello GWS! Thanks for all the love you showed on my previous posts. I’m happy to share a new story with you today and I hope you enjoy this one as much I enjoyed remembering it.

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This story begins in after my first year working at the same motel my previous stories were from. I had been working there for a full year now, it was October, and I was now the full time night auditor at that small town hotel. Nothing much had changed in a year, we were still slow, not that busy, and no cameras were installed inside. The only change was we had hired a new employee. She was fresh out of high school, a tiny (5’1″) girl, red long hair, and pale skin. I hadn’t given any thought about her, I would only see her for a few minutes a day when we changed shifts. She worked the afternoon shift, 2-10, and I worked the night shift, 10-6. We’d talk about work for a little bit and that was really all we’d say to each other.

One day, I noticed I got an add on FaceBook and it was her. I accepted and her first few messages were cute.

College Sexcapades: Part 3, Pegged by college feminist [MF]

College Sexcapades: Part 3, Pegged by college feminist

This is taken from another account I had that I lost the password for

After my fling with Jay we were really close. My other roommate Ross found out I had sex with Jay and she thought it was funny I banged both of them. I hooked up with them throughout the year but never officially dated either, just more of a fwb when I or they hit a dry spell.

One day Jay introduced me to her friend Taylor. Taylor was my height at 5 foot 10 and was a sexy petite redhead. She had tattoos up and down her legs, full arm sleeves and also an under rest tattoo.

The first night I hung around her she gave me her whole life story and how she was a strong feminist. I was raised very conservative but her allure drew me in. I asked Jay about her and she said she was single but was a bit crazy and but a fun time. I could agree.

College Sexcapades: Part 1, hooking up with my college roommate [MF]

College Sexcapades: Part 1, hooking up with my college roommate [MF]

This will be the first part of my stories about my hookups and crazy sexcapades through college. For a little background info, I did ok in high school but really gained confidence and started to get good with girls freshman year of college. This happened sophomore year.

At the time I was 20 years old. I was beginning my sophomore year of university and this year was great because I had my own place. I was living with one other guy and two girls that we were pretty close with.

My one roommate who this story is about, let’s call her Ross. She was a five six brunette with the fattest ass and perkiest tits. Her and I were neighbors in the dorm and this is where we met.

Her and I were pretty close friends all throughout my first year at school. We partied studied and hung out quite frequently. There was always a bit of flirty ness and sexual tension between us but I never pursued it.

Out alone and cold

First date, from a totally vanilla app.

The kind of date that five minutes in already has you sneaking impatient glances at your watch and trying to hide your ever growing yawns with great difficulty. Ten minutes in it’s either slashing your wrists, or the restroom window.

A dimly lit bar. She chose it, which is actually an encouraging sign. And a table at the back of the room that allows whatever little privacy the place can offer.

This time it was surprisingly interesting. The physical chemistry was evident right off the bat. The conversation flowed effortlessly and so did the drinks. I don’t really drink these days, and the liquor goes to my head as if I were a fifteen-year-old having his first beer.

An hour into the date we were enthralled in a heavy make-out session. My last memory of anything like it is from a field trip my class took sophomore year of high school.

I am not one for such public displays of affection, but the smoke-filled room and the loud music allow me to get carried away in the moment.

[MF] Mom’s Best Friend: A Handjob in the Adriatic Sea

This is a story of when I was spending a week in Croatia with my mom and her best friend. The story takes place more than 10 years ago when I just turned 18 years old. This isn’t a particularly wild story, and no sex occurs here, but I found it incredibly erotic, and I thought that some of you might also agree. If you are looking for some more hardcore posts, check my other stories on my profile.

Croatia is a truly beautiful country. People are extremely nice, the food is amazing, the girls are stunning, and the coast is spectacular. My mom’s best friend owns a small house near a small beach on the northwest coast of Croatia. We will call her Mira. Mira was at the time a gorgeous 45-year-old blonde with 36-DD tits. She also had an nice ass on her, but the boobs were easily her best feature. Despite her age, I found her extremely hot and would easily classify her as a true MILF. She keeps fit by swimming almost every day, so her body is fairly toned. At the time I just transition from being fat to being finally of what most people would identify as average build, which was for me an enormous achievement.

[M]y [F]avorite Dirty Accident

I was told I should post this here…

Whew, this is a long one… I just tried to include every detail I remembered, sorry! So, I [28f] have a decent sized group of friends who do everything together. There are 11 of us. 4 couples and 3 singles. Most of us have been friends since high school. We have all been in each others weddings and spend most of our time together. Two of the friends recently got married. We all went to Vegas for the Bachelor/Bachelorette party. (The parties were separate and most of us had our own rooms). My closest friend out of the group is Amanda [28f]. We’ve been friends since 3rd grade and our parents are even really good friends now. We look so much alike that everyone asks us if were sisters… same hair color, cut, and type & same exact body type.

My one gay experience

Some years ago some friends from high school got together for a long weekend at an Airbnb. This is the true story of what happened after some drinks one night in a chance encounter that neither of us that were involved ever talks about, but I thought it’d be fun to share the story here so, here it is:

We were all talking about how we used to play tag in high school in our basements. We’d block the windows with pillows and blankets and play in the middle of the night, so you truly couldn’t see a thing. We all though it’d be a great idea to play after some drinks so we set it up downstairs and got started.

My friend Jeff was the tagger, and when he killed the lights I knew I wanted to go right under the pool table. I quickly and quietly made my way over, and slid underneath. To my shock, as well as my friend Aaron, we bumped into eachother under the table as he had the same idea as me. We laughed quietly and then got really quiet as we didn’t want to be found. We layed there facing eachother, and probably nothing would’ve happened if it weren’t for one thing: when we bumped into eachother our dicks collided and stayed there.

The Harvest, Part 4 [MFf] [2nd Person] [Mdom] [oral] [voy] [corruption] [threesome]

For once you find you’re not alone when you wake.

Ashley jumps away from your bed with a yelp. You don’t understand why until you notice you’ve startled upright like a man possessed.

“My bad, baby.” You read your alarm clock and yawn. Not an act; you haven’t gotten up this early since retiring the apron. “What’s up?”

She’s still wearing your black shirt from last night almost like a one-piece on her smaller body. You finally process what the flash of white fabric you’d caught as she stumbled backwards must be. Luckily, your sheets tented over your knees hide how hard you get.

“I need a ride to school,” she says.

Deep breath. You compose yourself to not betray arousal. “Didn’t your friend say she would pick you up?”

“Claire can be flaky like that.”

“Not very smart of you then, Ash. What if I had something very important to do in, say, thirty minutes?”

You leave her in suspense for a second before reassuring with a smile you’re not feeling. Your disappointment at her lack of responsibility is palpable. In those ten years Jessica’s also managed to undo one of the few good things you’d left all your girls with.