~2012
A few years back when I was stationed in California I had a girlfriend who, to say the least, was open to just about anything. This is a true story of an unintentional 3sum that didn’t go as she had planned.
Actually she didn’t plan it at all, nor did I.
Lilly was a beautiful Hispanic girl, about 15 years younger than I was at the time. She was about five feet tall, weighed about 100 pounds even and had a set of aftermarket boobs that were probably too big for her natural frame. That said, this happened in Southern California and those proportions are not uncommon amongst the local population of beach bunnies.
Our relationship was accidental in that we met at a high school quarter mile running track late one night. I was a master sergeant in the Marines at the time and assigned to a general officer’s staff. I was a minion with no real responsibilities to the colonel that I worked for, other than to keep his staff officers on task by managing the shop and keeping them on timelines. I worked long days, usually going in at 06:30 and not leaving until about 12 hours later between 18:00 and 19:00. Most days I brought my lunch and rarely went to PT during duty hours. I was single and had no family responsibilities, no dog to walk, and no grass to cut; just work.