This is the true story about my college friend who confided in me, that she’d never masturbated before. I, being the best friend ever, had to show her what she was missing out on. It didn’t surprise me that she wasn’t masturbating. We left our super religious environments to a free one. That bonded us together from the start. We both hid in our dorms the first few nights fearing what Sodom and Gomorrah would be like. She seemed to be more stressed about being social than our schoolwork. I tried lightening the mood by joking a bit.
“Listen, we don’t have to go party and fuck guys. We could just fuck ourselves. Let’s go to hell that way!”
She snorted then confessed “I’m not going to Hell. I still haven’t done either,”
“What do you mean? We both haven’t! Sure college has learning but, really it’s about the adult things. Parties and fucking boys are still on my list too.”
“No, I mean…I’ve never touched myself”
“Excuse me?”
By this time “Sara” was looking at her reflection through the mirror hanging on the brick wall. I saw she was serious.