Fair warning, it’s a long read. Sexy stuff after the line break!
I’ve been a nurse for about three years, and I’ve always kind of had the “hooking up in the hospital” fantasy in the back of my mind. Even as a student in nursing school, I’d find myself trying to decide where the best place to do it would be. Shows like Grey’s Anatomy would have you think medical professionals are banging all the time, but the truth is that hospitals are actually kind of gross. The vast majority of things I do are decidedly NOT sexy. This isn’t a story about the gross stuff, though.
When you start working in a hospital, you typically go through a few days of orientation that includes general information on the hospital. There will probably be people in your sessions who you’ll never see again. My hospital is pretty big, so my orientation group was large. They split it up so people with similar job categories were at tables together. I was seated next to a guy named Luke.