(Names have obviously been changed to protect anonymity)
Ok so here’s the setup. I live with Paulo, Paulo is dating Jenny, Jenny lives with Andy, and I am dating Andy. It’s like we’re dating our housemates, except that we’ve exchanged housemates. Naturally we all know each other really well because of this whole situation, and we usually spend a lot of our time in each others’ houses. We have experimented with four-way sex before, but it’s always stayed fairly vanilla – genitals only go to our partner, but we’re watching, kissing and touching each other. Lockdown happened and we couldn’t live all in one house so we were stuck in our houses, separated from our partners, only able to have sex by masturbating over Zoom. You can have some fun with it, like one time we did it on Microsoft teams and pretended it was a job interview before devolving into debauchery, but it’s not the same yaknow?