So back in the ancient age of early 2019. You know, before the lamest apocalypse ever. I’d just gotten out of a relationship and was looking to return to my hoe ways. So did I download tinder? No! I joined a kik group for guys with big dicks and the women who like that shit I guess.
Scrolling through /r/dirtyr4r, I found an ad that stood out. Looking for folks to join, like I said, a chat group for the endowed and… appreciators there of. This wouldn’t be out of the ordinary except that it didn’t look like it was written by a gooned out basement virgin. You had to apply, there was an interview process, you had to prove you were a real human being, etc. So I said fuck it and applied. About a week later I was in a group chat with people who actually talked, weren’t creeps, and there were even daily themes for the nudes we all would share. I Ended up staying there for a couple months before work got too hectic and I wasn’t able to contribute anymore. It was a great experience and I can’t hype those folks up enough. I’m still friends with a few of them today. Even met a few in real life. This is a story about one of them. Her name is Serena.