I’m an airline pilot on one of my many layovers. Usually I’d be at the bar flirting with girls or chasing flight attendants but Covid has me spending my layovers by myself in a hotel room. So tonight I figured I’d share a story of what can go on up in the cockpit flying across the country.
I was cruising across the country looking out at one of the many flyover states chatting with the other pilot when we decided we wanted to take a bathroom break and stretch our legs. So I called up the flight attendants and asked them to set us up so we could step out. They did and a few moments later one of them stepped in and I hopped out.
I chatted with the flight attendant that was guarding the door for for a bit as I didn’t need to use the lav and just wanted to stretch my legs. Mostly I was talking up my First Officer as he had a thing for this FA so I was doing my best wing man impression. After a couple minutes of talking him up I called up front and we swapped places. After setting back in my seat I turned my attention to the FA that was up there.