[FMM] What happens on vacation, stays on vacation

So this story is a couple years old now, I’m hoping it might be worth sharing though haha. I’m relatively new around these parts but it seems like a fun idea to share stuff that nobody other than those involved knows about…

Reading back what I wrote, I’m sorry for the absolute essay! PM’s welcome and preferred over the chat feature.

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In the summer of ’19 I was on holiday with a group of 6 of my female friends from my school days in Ayia Napa, Cyprus. It was the last few months of my 19th year and my first proper holiday (or vacation if you prefer, I’m British).

Anyone who’s British will probably know the setup of those types of vacation. There were 7 of us in total, split across three separate hotel rooms each next door to each other.

I was sharing with two of my friends, Hannah and Emily.

If I have my thoughts correctly organised then I think this happened on the… third night of our holiday. It definitely wasn’t the first or second, but timings sort of blur into one after a while I’ve found when it comes to trip memories (especially drunken ones), so I may be a little out.

[F] On the relativity of slutiness, or how a catholic girl is trying to break free and finally fuck

Slutiness is relative, I think. Let me tell you where I come from, and why I feel like a slut. 

I’m French, and I was raised catholic. Not any catholic, mind you, the very traditional kind, the Fraternité sacerdotale Saint-Pie-X if you’re into this kind of thing. It is so catholic that the leader of the group was excommunicated by the pope for being too conservative. That means they celebrate the tridentine mass, so mass in latin, old style with the priest facing away from the faithful, singing, that kind of thing. 

As you can imagine, their vision of the role of women, and of sexuality, is rather conservative too. My parents, being bona fide members of that catholic splinter group, of course met at church, and have 11 children. I’m the third eldest, the first of six girls.  My parents decided very early on that their girls would receive their education within the group. Fortunately, or not, the Fraternité has some schools. I was enrolled there, in the girls’ boarding school, for many many years. The school was sweet, in the countryside, the teaching was good: all of us got their baccalaureat this summer. The school receives no State funding, so is free to choose its curriculum, within very broad bounds. As a result, our sex education concentrated on the role of women as wives, on the horror of extramarital sex, on the importance of modesty, submission, virtue and virginity. 

Starship Rimshot. CUM-SLURPING SPACE SLUTS OF GANYMEDE

Starship Rimshot. CUM-SLURPING SPACE SLUTS OF GANYMEDE

Cosmic Bliss Township on Ganymede is much like Las Vegas, with far more variety: lizard and insectoid live sex shows, chorus-lines of hermaphrodites jacking-off, brothels for all lifeforms with cash. Humans find a wide, exotic spectrum of male and female body-types and sexual inclinations, with 99.9% probability of complete satisfaction for any kink or fantasy. Once a year the Yragoth Triplets, Princesses of Alpha Centauri travel to Cosmic Bliss to enjoy cosplay and orgies. They dress-up as space sluts, visit casinos, Turkish bath-houses, German bondage dungeons, ready for action, mostly instigating the action themselves.

Ethly, Bryol and Kyrm each chose a raunchy character: Ethyl, the dominatrix, with breasts pushed forward in black snake-skin cones, only the breast tips and nipples revealed. The snake-skin suit

hugs her bubble-butt, split open for easy access to her anus, and completely crotch-less. Bryol plays the school-girl, as in the fiction novel by Mokosh, “Vagina Eager School-Girls of Regulus IV.” She wears a short, green and blue Scottish plaid skirt, a tight red thong dividing her ass-cheeks, with a prep-school blazer, buttoned-up below her plump nude breasts. Kyrm is the shy Texas girl-next-door, with pig-tails and thick glasses. She wears tight blue jeans, and blue-jean jacket. Under the jacket, only a thin white t-shirt covers her large breasts, her dark brown nipples clearly visible through the fabric.

[23F] 3 guys and 1 night

When it comes to the internet, everyone is a voyeur… you get to search for new kinks you might not even know you like or just tried and true content that you already know you want to see. One of the most interesting thing about the internet in 2021 is the accessibility to people that would have been very insulated even a few years ago. Back in the day you had to make do with tweeting at so-and-so, fully knowing they’d never answer you and your message would be lost in a sea of noise, riding the ether along with the petabytes of other images, videos, and inane chatter. If I had been born in the late 80s, instead of the late 90s, I would have been stuck in early facebook years and none of you would have ever seen my tits or know about my deep love of pegging men who crave domination. I want to say that I spend in the ballpark of 2 or 3 hours a day interacting directly with people on various platforms and I really dig being the subject of so many voyeurs.

[MFM] What happens abroad, stays abroad

So this story is a couple years old now, I’m hoping it might be worth sharing though haha. I’m relatively new around these parts but it seems like a fun idea to share stuff that nobody other than those involved knows about…

Reading back what I wrote, I’m sorry for the absolute essay! PM’s welcome and preferred over the chat feature.

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In the summer of ’19 I was on holiday with a group of 6 of my female friends from my school days in Aya Napa, Cyprus. It was the last few months of my 19th year and my first proper holiday (or vacation if you prefer, I’m British).

Anyone who’s British will probably know the setup of those types of vacation. There were 7 of us in total, split across three separate hotel rooms each next door to each other.

I was sharing with two of my friends, Hannah and Emily.

If I have my thoughts correctly organised then I think this happened on the… third night of our holiday. It definitely wasn’t the first or second, but timings sort of blur into one after a while I’ve found when it comes to trip memories (especially drunken ones), so I may be a little out.

Starship Rimshot. A PLANET OF ASSHOLES AND SLAVES

A Planet of Assholes and Slaves

Lt. Alastair McGonogal had the unpleasant duty of delivering casks of valuable Rigilian whiskey to a planet of assholes and slaves. The assholes in charge decided to control their population by fear and intimidation. They told all citizens to wear masks and carry official documents. Without masks and official documents, citizens were not allowed to buy groceries, nor be hired for any job.

Alastair had seen this behavior before, and it disgusted him. On the planet surface, in two major cities, Alastair wore government-approved masks and carried exquisitely forged vaccination and government documents. As such, he went about his business, delivered thousands of casks of whiskey and collected two billion dollars (our equivalent to the galactic currency.) As he was preparing to leave, he thought more about the well-proportion girls he had seen, how they pulled off their masks to smile at him. He talked with a few and knew for certain, not one of them
enjoyed being a slave. And, the whole, *planet-wide propaganda* of invisible, air-born killer germs was complete nonsense bullshit, serving only one purpose: To increase the servitude, and increase the economic poverty of hundreds of millions of people. And turn a handful of people in to billionaires overnight.

Sex filled MDMA night PART 2 [MFF]

So the first part, I had done fun with R is our little makeshift confessional booth I had set up in my closet during our roll party. I had originally invited R cuz I wanted to try to get with her since my crush, M, wasn’t able to make it. But when M and her friend P surprised me by coming down anyways, I had given up on hooking up with R since I no longer cared, M was here!! But, in the right place with the right circumstance, R and I hooked up for about ten minutes.

So the party went on the rest of the night, everything was great. Massages, blow ups, all the fun roll party stuff. Around 3 or 4 in the morning, we all pretty much called it a night. People went home, M and P slept at my apartment. I went in the bedroom to lay down and cuddle with M.. I had went to visit her in their state during Halloween and that’s when we first had sex, so we were already gonna get down. We cuddled on my king size bed for a few just talking and laughing, when P knocks on the door and comes in.

[M]y buddies got an eyeful of my girlfriend, but not nearly enough [group nudity]

Back in college, I had some friends over for a St Patrick’s Day party. After eating some corned beef and drinking a lot of Guinness, we were just hanging out and chatting. It was me, my girlfriend, my roommate, his girlfriend, and two male friends. All of us were pantsless, wearing shirts and underwear. Eventually people started stripping down; most everyone was just in underwear bottoms. My girlfriend was still wearing her shirt though. I really wanted to show her off, my roommates girlfriend was topless in her panties and I wanted to give my friends a little treat. One of my buddies must have read my mind.
“I’m not allowed to be more naked than the least naked person at a party. It’s a rule my girlfriend set. Everyone else has their shirts off, why don’t you take yours off so I can too.”
Now that’s a weird rule to have, so I think he was just making something up. But it must have worked, because my girlfriend shrugged and pulled her top off. She was sitting around in just her bra and panties. We continued drinking and some of us started slipping our underwear off too. Soon enough it was three naked dudes, and one naked girl. My girlfriend was still in her underwear. My buddy was still wearing his boxers.
“I really wanna get naked too. Can’t you please take your underwear off?” He pleaded. Goddamn he was doing my work for me.
She stood up and unhooked her bra. She had large 36D breasts and it was a nice complement to my roommate girlfriends perky A cups. Group nudity was not uncommon with my friends, but it totally was for my girlfriend to partake. For all but one, it was the first time they saw her tits. They were trying no to stare, but they couldn’t help themselves. I loved every second of it. The only thing I would have loved more would have been if she let them handle her all over. But everyone kept their hands to themselves.
“That’s all you get.”
My buddy was disappointed. He really wanted to get naked with us. Or so he claimed. He kept on asking, but my girlfriend kept her panties on. I think she would have eventually gotten naked too, but at that point it was more to tease him I guess.
There’s nothing quite like seeing your gal show off to your friends while they stare lustfully at her. It’s such a turn on.

[GROUP] Cousins Retreat Part II

[Part 1](http://reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/qc6lnk/fm_cousins_retreat/)

Right after our cottage weekend together the Covid pandemic started and brought the world to a stand still. The government locked down the country and everyone was told to isolate themselves – even from close family and friends.

After a few weeks of being couped up alone we decided to sneak out and visit Sean and Eve for the weekend. We were dying for some socialization, but I’d be lying if I said what happened at the cottage wasn’t also on my mind. We spent the day playing lots of card games, laughing, and eventually drinking. After dinner we put the baby to bed – poured another drink and the games continued.

Starship Rimshot. THE SEMEN-POPE VISITS EARTH

Starship Rimshot. THE SEMEN-POPE VISITS EARTH

By the time the Semen-Pope visited Earth, he had about 2.4 billion followers across eight star-systems. This was more than twice the followers of any Earthly pope. And the Vatican was really not sure what to do. To ignore the presence of an Intergalactic Pope would be like ignoring the existence of the Dalai Lama. Makes for bad interfaith relations, and makes the Vatican look stuck-up and foolish, and terribly old-fashioned. Still, a Roman Catholic Pope shaking hands with a Pope of the Doctrine of Sacred Jizz, was more than most Catholics were ready for. The Catholic version of “sacred jizz” had many more rules, and threats of damnation, and was never talked about as freely and openly. The child sex scandals of the 19th and 20th Centuries did not help matters. By the Doctrines of the Church of Sacred Jizz, the leaders of Catholicism were hell-bent sinners, entirely guilty in the Eyes of God, for allowing the abuse to continue on and on, one decade to the next. Non-consensual child sex was punishable by death on most planets. All the hundreds of thousands of group-sex rituals within the Church of Sacred Jizz Church were for grown-ups only. Everyone participated because they wanted to, and knew exactly what sucking cock, eating vagina, and vaginal and anal intercourse entailed.