Pawn stars Sex!!! The rise and downfall of rick harrison

Pawn stars sex: The rise and downfall of rick harrison is a sexy story about rick harrison getting penis enlargement pills, killing his wife, having sex with the first lady, starting a terrorist group, and nuking america.

**Chapter 1, The Beginnings**

Rick harrison says “Man i wish i had a big wiener.” His son corey says “Me too dad.” Rick harrison says “Well corey lets open up the pawn shop.” Corey says “Alright.” Then a cool looking guy with twirly looking moustache and tall top hat says “Hello i am Tim and i’d like to sell you an item.” Rick says “Whats the item.” Tim says “Wiener enlargment pills!! Theyre real.” Rick says “Holy Crap!! How much?” Tim says “2 grand.” Rick says “Deal.” Old Man Harrison says “Rick You absolute idiot. Thats a bad deal. Hes lying.” Rick says “With a big wiener, I could do anything.” Old Man Harrison says “No you couldnt.” Rick says “I will prove you wrong!!!” Rick does paperwork with tim to buy the pills. Rick consumes the pills. Old Man Harrison says “Wheres your big wiener now?” Rick says “Oh it didnt work. NOOOOO!!!” But it did work rick just needed patience. Next morning he has a foot long wiener!! Rick wakes up running to the pawn shop in a panic and takes one of the guns from the shop and goes home and kills his wife. Ricks wife says “What are you doing with the gun? Help! Help! Ahhh!” Rick says “Die!!!!” Rick shoots his wife 5 times. She is dead. Rick says “Now I can bang any girl i want now that youre dead. Mwahahaha.” He goes to washington dc to seduce jill biden first lady of the usa at the white house. Rick talks to himself “Hahaha Joe biden im gonna bang your wife because i hate your political opinions!!!”

[F] [Group] A Friendsgiving Miracle

(This is a true story of something I did just recently. Hopefully we can talk about it together!)

Hello! So just last week it was that time of year again (Thanksgiving!), whatever that means, and we all have our own little rituals and plans surrounding it, although we usually ultimately end up spending the holiday itself with our family.

I’m a very social person, and I know a lot of people, and I make friends very easily. I have close friends who mean a lot to me, but usually they’re all from different friend groups, and I don’t really have a fixed friend group of my own.

I have a pair of very close friends, both women, let’s call them S and K.

S is part of a very nerdy friend group of three girls (the other two we’ll call A & C), and a bunch of guys, one of whom I’m also close friends with. I know that group super well, and I hang out with them very often, and I only have S and the other guy I mentioned to thank for that.

[MF] My gorgeous wife (26F) pretended to be single so I could pick her up at a hotel bar

So first off, you need to understand that my wife is freaking gorgeous. A total 10/10 stunner, if you’re into numerical ratings. She’s 5’9”, slender and fit, with ice blue eyes and gorgeous natural curves. Me, I’m somewhere between a 5 and a 6, perhaps a bit higher if you like the teddy bear man-boy type. How she ended up with me is another story, but the short version is the old cliche—I make her laugh.

She knows I adore her, and she knows I’m still blown away that I’m married to such a jaw-droppingly gorgeous woman. We have a lot of fun with that.

Anyway, on our last vacation (to Miami), as we’re checking into our hotel room, she gets this funny little smile. I ask her what it is, and she replies, “Just something I thought of. Why don’t you go down to the hotel bar and relax? Wear something nice.”

The New Guy in Town part 1

Hey all, I sometimes enjoy writing when I am feeling up for it. I recently started this story and wanted to post the first bit. If you all enjoy it I will post the rest when I get it all finished up. Thanks for reading and for any feedback.

The moon was the only thing lighting up the beach as Jasmine and her 2 friends sat and listened to the waves crash while they passed the blunt around.  “Jazz, whatever happened to that guy you were seeing a few months ago?” Becca asked.  “Oh, you mean Rob? I mean, he was fun for a while, but he wasnt really doing it for me anymore”  “You mean he wasnt doing you anymore?” Becca interrupted.  “Shut up whore, I can get any guy I want” Jasmine jokingly snapped back.  “You know Jazz” Becca continued “Arent you tired of just being a cum dumpster for these guys?  We need to find you someone to settle down with.  A nice guy that wants to wine and dine you.  Good looking, nice cock of course” Jasmine interrupted “As long as he still wants to fuck me and use these holes as he pleases”  “Jesus Jazz, and you called me a whore” Becca replied.  “Well I mean, he can be a good guy, but I still want to get fucked nice and hard.  Nothing wrong with that” Jasmine stated.

Arousal meets opportunity

My name is Stephanie.  I am 42, married, with 2 young sons.  I keep myself in very good shape and am proud of how fit I am.   I have sandy blonde hair, just past my shoulders. Green eyes.  D cup breasts, tight waist.  I have a constant sexual tension.  I like to dress attractively.  I want to catch someone’s eye.  Sometimes as a nurse, always wearing scrubs, that’s hard to do.  But  I find ways to feel sexy however I dress each day.  My relationship with my husband is very close.  I have never had a relationship with anyone outside of our marriage, but that’s not to say I haven’t had a sexual encounter.  Tom is an anesthesiologist at a different hospital and often works different shifts than me.  So a few times, my arousal has met an opportunity. I am sure Tom has no idea.  

This is one of those opportunities. I work on the cardiology floor of the hospital. While the patients are dealing with some tough health issues, we are a pretty tight knit group of nurses and we support a great group of doctors. We have fun when we can. And yes, we are a bit flirtatious. 

Fingered a straight girl to get her to shut up [FF] [first time lesbian]

I don’t tell this story often because of how much I sort of dislike the other person involved, but I ran into said person at the mall the other day and it was SO awkward. So I might as well get this off my chest finally, haha.

I wanna say it happened about three years ago? I was still in college but on summer break and during the last week before classes started, I was hanging out at my best friend’s place where she was having a small party. It was fun, we were all catching up and having drinks. Then *she* showed up, and my mood instantly dropped.

I don’t really know how to describe this girl. She was a friend of my friend who always looked so… tightly wound up. Sleek, pin-straight hair, bragged about the internships she had lined up after graduation, always wanted to have the last word so she’d control the conversation. Just annoying. But *most* annoying of all, was that she was always, always complaining about her boyfriend. He didn’t dress right, he was selfish, he was inconsiderate, all according to her. And whenever one of the other girls would tell her to just break up with him then, she’d go “But we’re in LOVE!” Ugh.

Confessions of a Salesman. M27

Hello there. Please excuse my acts of misconduct. I have a problem… sorry for the typos too… I’m writing this at 3am.

I have spent the last seven eight years of my life in a populous northeastern city of you the US. During this time I have gone from struggling college kid to struggling carpenter to general contractor and finally a, somewhat, thriving salesman.

I sell real estate. I rent apartments. I’m a realtor. I spend my days showing apartments to all sorts of people and analyzing new listings for investors. The majority of my time is spent in the car and the office. I am either on the move handling appointments or at my desk trying to manage a deal.

I wish that I had found this profession so much earlier in life but we can’t live backwards, unfortunately. The freedom of this job has enabled me to flourish financially and personally. I finally feel like myself. Helping people acquire real estate investments that will generate them money for years to come makes me happy. Assisting with single family deals is fun as well but not much makes me happier than seeing a friend or client close on a deal be a sound long term investment.

I posed nude for my artist friend and the paint didn’t stay on the canvas [MF]

I fucking love this story.

I had a really good friend who was weirdly obsessed with my body in a way that almost felt transactional for a while. I went skinny dipping with a group of friends once and when he saw me naked he went off about how much he wanted to paint me. He obsessed about it for years, saying I was perfect for a nude portrait.

So a bit of background, me and this dude did fool around once. He was actually the first dude I orgasmed with because he felt bad a man had never made me come and went down on me for like thirty minutes like a champ. I was just shy at the time, which is why he didn’t see me fully naked until years later. To be honest, I never thought we had much chemistry until this story.

He’s also an undeniably talented artist. He can literally paint anything and actually makes a living off of it now. At the time I just saw his potential and was a little curious about what a nude portrait of myself would look like.

Sex with my best friend’s sister (Part 4) [FFM]

I have been hooking up with my best friend’s sister. Her name is Stephanie. We had hooked up at a party and been caught by her brother’s girlfriend (my best friends girlfriend). Her name is Victoria.

Victoria had caught Stephanie sucking my dick and had stuck around to enjoy the show. Our eyes had locked as I came and Victoria was touching herself as she watched her boyfriend’s sister, suck my dick.

Victoria had told me she wouldn’t tell her boyfriend that I was hooking up with his sister if I didn’t tell him she had watched.

I agreed and got the notion that she was wanting to explore in the future.

I had spoken to Stephanie and she had liked that Victoria watched us and enjoyed it. She suggested that next time we have a chance, we should ask her to join us for a threesome.

I didn’t have to wait long.

Last Wednesday, Victoria threw a Friendsgiving celebration. A small group of friends were in attendance including Stephanie.

Throughout the night, fun and frivolity were in full swing. My best friend/Stephanie’s brother/Victoria’s boyfriend, (Sean) was starting to get really drunk. He was knocking things over, being loud and obnoxious and being passive aggressive towards his girlfriend.

I [M32] Miss working for a larger restaurant [mff]

It’s been awhile since I’ve written a story. I’ve been so caught up with my new job that I hardly have any free time. I was browsing around reddit and saw a story about a woman that worked at Cheesecake Factory and her experience with a coworker. Brought back old memories, got myself worked up, and I decided to dedicate some time to share a memorable experience. I will resume my story with the lonely MILF, just not today. If you’re interested in that story, it can be found in my page. Here we go.
I used to work for this massive restaurant here in California. Like you can’t miss the sign on the freeway. There was always about 40 or so working up front at all times. I used to bartend and train servers for this place. It is very common in this industry to go out to the bars after work and drink with your coworkers. Basically you have a group of people drinking and fucking each other after work. Always can find someone to party with you.
After a busy shift, I went out to drink with some of the staff. We always enjoyed this dive down the street and it would always been flooded with service industry people when they got off their shifts. We went in a large group, and I invited my buddy, let’s call him Brian, to join us when his shift ended at his bar. After a few hours of shots, shooters, singing and partying, the group slowly dwindled down until there was just five of us left. It was Brian [M], Stephanie, Kim, Natalie, and myself.
Natalie was a goofy slender brunette. She was 25, about 5’7, slim frame. Perky B cup breasts and a smaller than average ass. Wasn’t overly attractive but she was cute in a quirky way. We had worked together for years at other restaurants and thoughts had never crossed our minds about hooking up. Kim was a tall Latina. About 5’9, breasts just slightly bigger than Natalie’s, but with a much larger ass. She was in her mid 30s and worked just hard enough to pay off her bar tab and her coke addiction. Even with her issues, she was still very pretty. And then there’s Stephanie. She was 26, very light skinned Latina. Hourglass frame. Large D cup breasts, huge ass, on a very fit body. You could tell she frequented the gym. She was stunning. All the guys always wanted to get with her. I did. Brian wanted so badly.
After a round of shooters, the girls started getting extremely friendly. Natalie and Kim started kissing each other at the bar. They did this frequently when they drank but were straight. Natalie unexpectedly started closing out their tab and said they were going to go back to her apartment and told us goodbye. I mentioned that Brian and I should come along to keep the party going. I knew that if something was going to come down, I wanted to be apart of it. They agreed and the 3 girls, Brian, and myself got into an Uber and rode to Natalie’s apartment.
Upon arrival we laid out shots of Jameson (industry favorite) and continued the party we started at the bar. After about 15 minutes in, Stephanie noticed that Kim and Natalie had been gone for awhile. She opens up the door to her room and caught them making out in her bed. Stephanie yelled out “what the hell are you doing?” They froze, chuckled. They were caught off guard. Stephanie then said “Where was my invite?” and then quickly joined them on the bed. The door was left open. I walked in with a corona in my hand, Brian right behind me. We stood at the foot of the bed and watched an all female threeway start before our eyes. We watched them gently make out and slowly take off each other’s clothes as they soon lay there, making out, in their bras and panties. Stephanie caressing their bodies as they continue to kiss, and then Kim turning to kiss Stephanie while Natalie grazes their bodies.
I was getting turned on, quick, feeling a bulge starting to grow in my pants. I then chug the rest of what was remaining in my Corona, and started taking off my work clothes. Brian nudged me, completely in disbelief as to what we’re watching, and said “Bro, what are you doing?” I replied “I don’t know whats about to happen, but what’s the worst that could happen? They say no?”. I slipped off the last leg of my work jeans off, standing in my briefs, and slowly laid in the bed, getting Natalie’s attention. This caught the attention of all the girls involved, they chuckled, and then Natalie turned to make out with me. Within seconds, Brian was stripped down and quickly made his way over to Stephanie. Kim turned her way over to Natalie and myself, and started caressing both of us. Kim then started to remove my briefs, revealing my rock hard cock, and removing her under garments in the process. She started licking my shaft, and slowly swallowed my cock hole. Natalie stopped kissing me, removed her bra, and joined Kim in pleasuring me. It was my first time having two girls work my cock, and after a little coordination, it turned out to be incredible. Kim sucking on my balls while Natalie worked my shaft, and then they’d switch, with Kim taking my whole cock. Kim was the better of the two, but it was already turning into a night I’d never forget.
I look over at Brian and Stephanie, he didn’t even wait. He was already fucking her doggystyle right next to us, the bed shaking. Brian wanted Stephanie bad and he got his wish. Suddenly, I notice my cock wasn’t being played with anymore, as Natalie and Kim started to kiss and explore each other’s bodies by playing with each other. I start to gently caress them. I look back at Stephanie, moaning in pleasure as my friend Brian is thrusting into her vigorously. I realized she still had a hole that needed to be filled. I slide over, put my hard, wet cock right in front of her face as she’s being bent over. She looked at me, we made eye contact, and she did her best to put my cock in her mouth. She’s being fucked so hard that she has a hard time keeping it in her mouth. You can tell she wants to. Brian then flips her over, starting to fuck her in missionary. You can tell he only had interest in fucking Stephanie. I slid my cock back in her mouth and fucked her mouth like the little slut she is. After a few minutes, I realized Brian wanted her all to himself, so I slid over to the other two.
Kim was lying down on the bed, Natalie bent over eating her out. I slide right behind Natalie, grab her waist with my left hand, and slowly slide my cock into her pussy from behind. She let out a loud moan when I inserted all the way in. I increased my thrusts and her moaning got louder. Kim got up and left the room, and I grabbed Natalie’s hair, gave it a tug, and fucked her senseless. Kim came back with the bottle of Jameson and a shot glass. She poured herself a shot, took it, and then continued to pour us shots individually and having us take the shot while fucking. When Kim set the bottle down, she nudged Natalie, saying “its my turn”, and laid me on my back. Kim hopped on, slid me in, and started to ride me like she was trying to scoot a chair across a room. Natalie then sat on my face, having me eat her out, and made out with Kim. Brian was laying on the other side of the bed while Stephanie rode him reverse cowgirl. This was wild!
I hear Brian say to Stephanie, “I’m going to cum”, and she hopped off his dick so quickly and turned around to jerk him off. She made him cum all over himself. This was probably not the ending he was hoping for. As that was happening, I was laying Natalie on her back to fuck her, while Kim sat on her face for her own pleasure. Brian got clothed, Stephanie put on my shirt. Brian didn’t want to stick around and just vanished out of nowhere. I was alone with the two girls I had been fucking and I couldn’t get enough of it. About 5 minutes into slamming my hard cock into Natalie, she tapped out, saying her body couldn’t handle it anymore, and moved to the side of the bed, and laid there until she passed out. I laid Kim on her side, slid in, and thrusted vigorously, desperately trying to cum. The whiskey throughout the night had made it awfully hard to cum. After fucking for another 10 minutes in multiple positions, we decided to call it. She snuggled up next to Natalie, I pulled a blanket on the bed. I realized this is where I’d be sleeping, so I hopped on the opposite side as them, hearing them both passed out and lightly snoring snuggled together.
Stephanie walks back in. Made sure Brian got into his Uber. Laid next to me in the bed, creating a wedge between me and the other girls. I laid on my back, looked at her, and said “Wild night right?”. Staring at the ceiling she said “Yeah…. Wild…” We both laid there in silence, staring at the ceiling. After a minute, she lifts my side of the blanket, revealing my naked body and now soft cock. “Aww, looks like I was late to this party, we didn’t get a chance to have fun yet.” Before I got a chance to say anything, she already had my dick in her mouth, working hard to get it back up again, using both her mouth and tits to do so. She then hopped on and started to ride me. You could tell she was a pro. The way she worked my dick on top was leagues above how the others did that night. She leaned down, and whispered into my ear, “fuck me”, so I wrapped my arms around her, and pounded her. Gave her a couple of spanks, lightly grasped her neck. I turned her around and started to fuck her from behind. About 30 seconds in, she started twerking on my dick. At this point I could hardly contain myself. She turned around and made eye contact with me as she continued to twerk. The whole bed was shaking. The two other girls were still passed out, their lifeless bodies moving with the motions of the bed. I knew I didn’t have much time left.
As her ass still twerked, I mentioned that I was about to cum. She turned around, pushed me down, and started sucking my cock again. She was working it like she wanted to get every last drop out. I told her I was cumming. I fully expected her to take her mouth off and start jerking me like she did with Brian. She didn’t stop. She felt my cock start to pulse, and went all the way down, having me unload myself into her throat. It was insane. Her eyes watering, but you could see she wanted every last drop. She slowly removed her mouth from my dick, and as she got to the head, she went right back down, putting my cock back in her throat. My body couldn’t handle it anymore. My legs were shaking, feet curled. I was still cumming! She slowly went back to the head, rolling her tongue around the head. She looked at me, giggled, and covered her mouth. We both started laughing. She laid right down next to me and cuddled up. I then asked “Hey, I noticed you jerked Brian off and then sucked me off. What was different?” She chuckled, and said “I wanted to swallow you, not him.”
The beautiful about this industry is that we went to work the next day and nothing popped up. That was the only time I had hooked up with Natalie. I hooked up with Kim one more time after a night at the bar. Stephanie and I had an interesting friendship. We hooked up many times, including after shifts, after the bars, at our Christmas work party. If either of us were lonely, we’d text the other and they would come over. That happened for years, even after I left that restaurant.
Also, I apologize for the length. Gotta learn how to condense these down while still giving some detail