[MF] Average Guy finally lands his dream crush

This is the story of how an average got with a girl way out of his league.

So, a little back story to this story is required, so bear with me, I promise it gets good. Please offer any feedback, this is my first time writing this and I hope it inspires someone like me to shoot their shot!

So, a little bit about me, I am as average as average can be. I am average height, I guess maybe slightly above average build, average looks, never been the star or leader of a friend group. I say all of this proudly and not from a place of jealousy but it will come into play later.

So, my story begins in college, my senior year, I had been dating the same girl for a while and just recently got engaged. A few nights after we got engaged, my fiancé left to go back home for a few days but I had to stay for an event I could not miss on campus to keep my scholarship, I would be joining her in two days. So, anyways my friends talked me into having a party at our house Friday before I left and I reluctantly agreed. I never liked drinking without my fiancé and I was still riding that newly engaged high but I figured it would be fun to have a relaxing night celebrating with my friends.

Picking Up Girls While Living Downtown [MF]

I had been investing in crypto and managed to make quite a bit of money by getting lucky on investing early on a meme coin. I decided to pull my money out before the value dropped. I used the money to put a pretty big down payment on a two bedroom condo in the heart of downtown. The payment was big enough to where my monthly payment for the condo was under $500.00 a month, but I definitely planned to pay it off early.

Living downtown was nice because I could go out to the bars and walk home when I was done. A few of the girls I would take back home would always comment on how nice the condo was. They made comments about how if they knew I lived downtown, they would fuck me just so they wouldn’t have to pay for a hotel room. I heard that same comment from a few unrelated women. The idea definitely sounded nice.

One day I was at home, fucking horny as hell, and I wanted someone to fuck with no strings attached. There was a basketball game at the nearby stadium. I knew it would be packed. That means the bars would be packed after. I got up and got ready to head out.

[Part 19] And Your Enemies Closer (MF, MM, Creampie, Plant, vines, vore, sci-fi, choose your own adventure)

[Lisa Galaxia Story Hub](https://www.reddit.com/user/Butterflies-n-cream/comments/qp1l5y/lisa_galaxia_story_hub_a_scifi_choose_your_own/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf) – Previous chapters and a story summary for those who’d like to get caught up!

Previously Lisa, Rachel, and Anity found themselves in combat alongside a pirate crew. A miscommunication led the robot caretakers of a deserted Novian temple to task them with defeating a giant flower as part of an ancient coming of age ceremony. After one of the plant’s flying minions injected the pirate captain and a crewmember with a powerful aphrodisiac they became entranced in a horny lust. While the two were locked in passionate embrace, vines from the plant began dragging them towards the opening of the bloom. Threatening to swallow them up! Meanwhile those remaining struggled against an overwhelming number of flying plant-like creatures intent on inflicting a similar fate with their potent bite!

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“We can’t afford to lose more people!” Lisa shouted from her laser turret on the balcony as she unloaded another round into a passing creature. “Tom, try to free the captain! Me and Anity will try to keep those creatures off the others down below!”

“Who’s going to keep them from overwhelming us though?” Rachel asked as she ducked under a fly creature. Another one buzzed overhead, just missing her before being shot by Amanda’s pistol.

[M]y best friend’s Wi[F]e gave me an unforgettable experience (long) – UPDATE

A while back, I wrote about how my best friend Liam shared his wife Ally with me and she gave me an amazing, slow edging handjob. That has and always will be my most memorable orgasm where I shot the largest load of my life. The taboo nature of the entire ordeal will forever be etched in my memory as I had always lived a very straight up life. That 2 week period was almost a dream as not long after, I ended up moving back to my hometown. Here is a link to the original story:

[https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/mp9vl8/my_best_friends_wife_gave_me_an_unforgettable/](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/mp9vl8/my_best_friends_wife_gave_me_an_unforgettable/)

As this is a follow up post, something obviously happened again and just as the original post, I have written a good amount of buildup picking up where the last story left off.

A few years went by and I have been in and out of the dating scene, with only one serious relationship that lasted a year. I’ve had a decent amount of sex (by my already low standards) but none of the women I’ve been seeing in the online dating scene particularly stuck out. At this stage, I’m starting to get the reality check that I may be the problem. The arrow of life however has no interest in any of that and continues its inevitable forward march through the motions.

Made him lose control [MF] [Breeding kink] [Long-ish]

Kurt was a friend of a friend who I always thought was infuriatingly cute. Infuriating because he was argumentative and didn’t have a grasp on social norms (It got to a point where I would refuse to hang out with our mutual friend if she was inviting him as well) but cute because he was. Lanky, curly-haired, with a lopsided smile and he always smelled like dryer sheets.

I had some of my most intense and strangely specific sexual experiences with Kurt.

The last time we hooked up we had snuck away from the rest of the group under the pretence that we were grabbing more drinks for everyone / picking up jumpers for both of us (He lived nearby) before it got colder. As soon as we got in the door, he picked me up and immediately had his hands full with my ass. I liked when he carried me like this, the world looked crazy from his height. Our tongues were thrashing together still as he lowered me onto his bed and moved his hands in front to rub my throbbing clit. At this point he knew just how to push my buttons, literally.

I banged a karate mom Part 1 [Str8] [mF] [fingering] [oral] [sex]

This is my recollection of my very brief affair with an engaged woman during my junior year in college. I am recalling this from almost 50 years ago so the quotes are the best I can do. I have changed names and some places to protect the identities of those involved.

I am using the term ‘karate mom’ as we commonly do with ‘soccer mom’, ‘baseball mom’, ‘hockey mom’ etc. I don’t recall anybody at that time using that term. I’m using it as a shortcut phrase that most people will comprehend.

If you want to skip the background, skip down to the —— line.

When I was a college student (early 1970s) I could not afford to pay my karate instructor for lessons so he and I struck a deal. I would teach two classes of first or second level students each week (three hours total) at the YMCA in exchange for a single one hour class of advanced training in his dojo (school). It was a fair trade – teach to be taught.

The Warrant O[f]ficers wife #TrueStory #NorthCarolina #Massachusetts

I guess I should be fair and start this by saying this is another long story. I have been accused to writing “porn for women” because there is always so much back story and not enough sexual detail. It is what it is and I don’t apologize. Just know up front that this is my style and if it’s not your thing, you might want to move along. My last story only got 17 thumbs up so I suspect the length is the primary factor.

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Once upon a time I was a young Marine sergeant stationed at a Marine Corps base in North Carolina. I was assigned there twice, once as an artilleryman and again a few years later as a reclassified infantry Marine teaching at a schoolhouse. This story begins during the second tour.

I should preface with that I neither cheated with anyone or on anyone. The lovely lass in question was single at the time and only became the warrant officer’s wife years later. More to that in the paragraphs to come.

[MF] Fucking my (43M) future wife (23F) on the balcony

This was two years ago, before we were married, during lockdown in late spring ‘20. We were still getting to know each other, but already having a *lot* of sex. It was her final week at her place before moving into mine. There building faces a large apartment building, and she had some “fans” across the street who peered out daily hoping to catch her sunbathing in the nude.

On that afternoon, we’ve just smoked some really heavy weed, and we’re getting hot and heavy: she’s just drooled all over my cock and is giving me a slow, steady handjob. When suddenly she stops, looks me straight in the eye and says, “Hey, wanna fuck outside?” (She’s Italian, you’ll have to imagine the cute accent.)

My cock is already hard as a rock in her hand and I would’ve said yes to anything (especially with the weed lowering my inhibitions). She stands up, hand still wrapped around my dick, tells me to grab my phone, and gently tugs me outside.

Walked in on my travel roommate and ended up double penetrating his girl [MFM]

Met a great group of people backpacking and spent two nights drinking hard on a slow boat down the Mekong river. We invaded the back of the boat, dubbed it the VIP (Very Intoxicated Pirates) area and basically tore it to pieces. Somebody got a huge speaker and put on some good Deep House, and soon half the passengers of the boat wanted to be part of our group. It was wild as fuck. At the end, people were drinking out of broken chair legs. That type of wild. Good times.

So I’ve found myself a group to travel with (the core group of the VIP area) and am all happy. We party hard every place we go. In the third town, we are joined by some punk with a guitar, who I invite to share a room with a double bed because, well, he’s got a guitar and I wanna jam.

The girl who cheated on her b[f] all se[m]ester with me: They got in a fight and she spent the night in my room

This is another story about the girl Haley, who cheated on her bf with me for a whole semester, leading to some of the most wild sex we ever had.

This was a Saturday night and like many weekends Anthony (the bf) was up visiting Haley. This didn’t really bother me. We had plenty of chances to fuck and after our last close call (see my other story) we enjoyed almost getting caught. We all pregamed with a large group in my suite and then were heading to this big club for the night. Haley was dressed pretty slutty and really sexy. She was in a tight red dress that showed off her body with red lipstick to match. During the pregame we shot each other some looks, but with Anthony there, didn’t get a chance to do anything. Everyone was pregaming pretty heavily to save money on drinks so I was already drunk by the time we got to the club.