House Money [MF]

We had planned for it for months, 8 friends, who mostly lived in different parts of the country, were going to meet up in Las Vegas watch football, gamble, and have fun. We had not seen much of each other since the start of the pandemic and now we were going to change that.

I arrived on Thursday meeting two others, and the other five were going to arrive on Friday. We were all in our thirties, some married, a couple divorced, others single. We met playing sports, united by fantasy football, disciplined by weightlifting as adults, if nothing else we were physically imposing, but, really, most of us kept to ourselves and we were just looking for a great time.

I had recently broken up with a live in girlfriend during the pandemic. The walls got a little too tight. I needed this week to be around trusted friends who I could be honest with and could not wait for the weekend to start. My best friend in the group was driving in from California on Friday and I flew in from NYC on Thursday.

Actions and Consequences: Part Seven [MF] [Straight Sex] [Group Sex] [Gang Bang] [Interracial] [Busty] [Huge Boobs] [BBW] [Big Woman] [Anal] [Double Penetration] [Sex Worker]

“Flight Eight-ten is now boarding for Houston, Texas,” the lady said over the intercom.

“That’s me,” I said to the guy sitting next to me. For the last hour, we had been having a conversation. Well, I was holding a conversation with him. He was having a conversation with my cleavage.

“Okay,” he said as he sounded disappointed.

“If you join any of those pages I mentioned, we will talk more,” I said as I walked away.

That was how the conversation got started. He thought he had seen me before, and well, he had, pity he wasn’t the type to spend money online due to his wife and kids. I told him that many of my followers were married men.

He was shocked that married men that took the oath would go online to pay women to strip and play with themselves on camera. I laughed and told him that before I did that, I was broke, now I was heading for my first porn shoot, and I had neither paid for the ticket or the hotel room.

Sincatcher Part 1 [MMMF] [Buk] [Mast] [Facials]

Author’s Note: Okay, this is going to be a weird one. A little silly in its premise but hopefully still erotic enough that some find enjoyment in it. This is the first part, and I’m still working on the second, which will get weirder still. I wanted to write a story centered on facials and semi-bukkake, but always like adding an unusual twist. I hope I don’t offend anyone with it.

Feedback and comments are greatly appreciated.

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Annamae knelt in the closet of the Airbnb and thought back to the conversation she had with Bonnie two days ago. In the basement of their church, inside the room they used to store extra tables and chairs, she had listened to Bonnie explain what the rest of the church group volunteered her to do and why they needed her to do it. Her hand had unconsciously fiddled with the silver cross around her neck while absorbing the words of the bespectacled other girl.

“So,” Bonnie had said once finished, “will you help us out?”

The Wicked Tower Chapter 18 [MF] [inc] [cheat]

I’ve written this story through chapter 24. The novel is complete. All chapters are available on my website. You can find the link in my Reddit profile if you’re interested. If you prefer to wait, I’ll post about a chapter a month here. All characters in sexual situations are 18 or older. Thanks for reading!

Previous Chapters

Chapter 1: https://www.reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/imgmyi/the_wicked_tower_chapter_1_mf_inc_cheat/

Chapter 2: https://www.reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/isleld/the_wicked_tower_chapter_2_mf_inc_cheat/

Chapter 3: https://www.reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/jcenq3/the_wicked_tower_chapter_3_mf_inc_cheat/

Chapter 4: https://www.reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/jtiqj7/the_wicked_tower_chapter_4_mf_inc_cheat/

Chapter 5: https://www.reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/kn6cv3/the_wicked_tower_chapter_5_mf_inc_cheat/

Chapter 6: https://www.reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/lm5hpq/the_wicked_tower_chapter_6_mf_inc_cheat/

Chapter 7: https://www.reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/maupny/the_wicked_tower_chapter_7_mf_inc_cheat/

Chapter 8: https://www.reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/nofu6q/the_wicked_tower_chapter_8_mf_inc_cheat/

Chapter 9

The Wicked Tower Chapter 9 [MF] [inc] [cheat] from eroticliterature

Chapter 10: https://www.reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/oq7shg/the_wicked_tower_chapter_10_mf_inc_cheat/

Chapter 11 https://www.reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/p880sw/the_wicked_tower_chapter_11_mf_inc_cheat/

Chapter 12 https://www.reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/pq43qw/the_wicked_tower_chapter_12_mf_inc_cheat/

Chapter 13 https://www.reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/q8u0ie/the_wicked_tower_chapter_13_mf_inc_cheat/

Chapter 14 https://www.reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/qttb2r/the_wicked_tower_chapter_14_mf_inc_cheat/

Chapter 15 https://www.reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/rdcpp9/the_wicked_tower_chapter_15_mf_inc_cheat/

Chapter 16 [https://www.reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/rydghp/the_wicked_tower_chapter_16_mf_inc_cheat/](https://www.reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/rydghp/the_wicked_tower_chapter_16_mf_inc_cheat/)

Chapter 17 [https://www.reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/slanu0/the_wicked_tower_chapter_17_mf_inc_cheat/](https://www.reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/slanu0/the_wicked_tower_chapter_17_mf_inc_cheat/)

“Good afternoon, Lady Norbana.” Vel closed and locked the door behind him.

Norbana sat up in bed so quickly that her boobs bounced into the open. She realized this and covered them with the blanket. Her cheeks darkened as she took in the northern barbarian with all his height. “Have you come to have your way with me again?” Her vagina gushed at the thought, but she kept her composure. She hoped she would not give in to this savage again.

KLIT 96.9 THE RAVE 052 Ice Nymphs Dream Master (FF MF MFF MFM ANAL BONDAGE TOYS ROLE PLAYING)

“”With the gladiators which team will cum out on top and will the other team be sent home with their tail between their legs?! This is the second of five outdoor venue. Welcum to the Winter Classics! Welcum to Fuckkee!!!
Tonight on the field we have the Ice Nymphs practicing for tomorrow night’s game. This has been one of the longest times since the Nymphs have played at home! With ten away games before tonight! This team is hungry to show the people of Easygate how much they have missed them!”

“Midnight Lust with a touch of hip bucking face fucking fun! Klit 96.9 The Rave with DJ Maeve humping the Midnight Lust! And they say you cannot just stop with one…” Nova ReBoot whispered into the airwaves.

“Are we having a repeat cuming up? Cuz this tail sure, sounds like today’s practice? Are you a Ice Nymphs fan, a Fuckkee fan or just like to see those girls slamming their bodies up against teams like the Stallions or Tigers! You have a Fuckkee tail, something that you have sat on, you know what I am talking about. A cock that you’ve ground upon. A tongue that you have straddled. Share everyone with your sexy tails! Klit 96.9 with DJ Maeve and The Rave cuming all over your speakers with the hottest tails spasming along the airwaves!”

WET DREAMS UNIVERSITY 298 Debate Dream Master (FF MF MFF MFM ANAL BDSM BONDAGE SOLO TOYS)

“Good morning” Mrs. Donavon said not even looking up from her desk. A few tense moments passed when finally she put down her Vibrapen. “After much review, by a independent panel of both students and professors” pausing to look upon the class. Rising from her seat as Clarissa was able to get the final look at Mrs. Donavon.
“Short miniskirt with a deep rise in the middle exposing her legs which ran directly to her cunt. A space for a belt and that.. Ooooh my” Clarissa crossed her legs after getting the perfect view at the back of that mini. “The same rise this time how it encased her ass.. Mmm Mmmm” flicking her already wet clit with her left hand.
“I bet you wish you were on your knees licking Mrs. Donavon’s cunt” Angie whispered into Clarissa’s ear. The surprise cum with a extra as Angie was groping her ass.
“Her blouse, a tight fit that hugged her midsection with the cut out positioned perfectly for her.. Ooo my fuckkk” Clarissa whispered, closing her eyes as the first naughty orgasm of drilling her professor filled her mind.
“Clarissa and Angie for their incredible task at tracking down and getting the story of a lifetime. And finally Darvin and Longcox for their work on the Working Girls of the Strip..tease” Mrs. Donavon paused to see the classes reaction.
All Clarissa could do is focus on that narrow strip that started with a small circle as it traveled under Mrs. Donavon’s body. “You are right (pulling Angie’s head close and almost choking her), I am just fantasizing about the taste of that pretty little cunt” feeling Angie’s hand move down her ass crack towards her asshole. Pulling herself up, thrusting her tits forward onto the barely there desktop. “Do it, yes do it” giving Angie the perfect shot to start the next orgasm.
“So without further ado the two teams will squeeze off and give the live debate about fucking” Mrs. Donavon stated as she stood between two podiums. “Just like in the beginning we shall brake down into three groups. The straight, the lesbians and the if I fuck you will you give me a passing grade” Mrs. Donavon watched as the class shifted very little. “If you can imagine my surprise of how Clarissa and Angie has not swept this class butt this team (pointing to the two guys) has shown incredible improvement from their roots in the if I fuck you will you give me a passing grade” Mrs. Donavon was getting wet. The one thing that Clarissa could spot.
“The questions will go in a round rubbing way the same as in the beginning” Mrs. Donavon giving the final instructions before stepping back. “So maybe I can have some play time with.. Ooo Clarissa you are just the naughty girl..” checking her seat just to be sure that the vibe was secured. “Fuck” as Mrs. Donavon took her seat.
“Do you enjoy having a cock buried in your arse, hands pulling on your mammoth tit’s with only one thing in mind while I.. I mean they fuck you” that last part was accompanied with some pre-cum.
“Excellent first question” Mrs. Donavon gave praise to the straight team.
“If the subject is tight then I don’t have any problem with that butt..” wiggling her ass.
“You are such a b.. baad girl, Clarissa” Mrs. Donavon whispered to herself.
“Butt if he shoots to soon or turns into a blathering idiot then it’s good bye” Clarissa winking at the competition.
“The same goes for the males, do you enjoy pumping a female before the interporn or is that something that you hold over their head” the lesbian team came back with a equally prompt question.
“It all depends on what they want” starting strong butt ending up in a whisper as Longcox took the mic.
“Really, I mean we could hear the last part of your answer butt” Wendie winked at Clarissa. “I think you are a bunch of bitch’s just to get your cocks wet, sOoo why not try it on Clarissa” Wendie point blank said.
“Fine I will” Longcox said as he marched across the space between the two podiums. After a stop by Angie his super hard cock had lost some of its girth butt being call out by a lesbian, “Hell no!”
Getting high fives from around the group Wendie took position for some pussy worship. “Now girl feast on my cunt and ass for that..” unfortunately Wendie could not complete that thought cause of the hoard of mouths that descended on her.
“So Clarissa Love, (Oh my fuck.. she is even more fuckable up close) how is your..” grabbing a handful of hair and jerking her head back. Thrusting his cock, all nine inches of it deep into her ass. “..grasp of Wet Dreams University rules and re..” stuttering from the way her ass encased his cock.
Reaching back so she could play with her pussy. “The rules and regulations are fine butt I do believe” pounding on his cock harder with the long drag to the crown. “That is not what’s on your mind” Clarissa one move left his cock hanging in mid air.
“Butt, butt.. hey what are you.. … doing” Longcox’s cock wasn’t the only thing to be left gaping.
Swallowing all nine inches of his cock was not a problem. Grabbing ahold of his nut sack, massaging it till it started to loosen up.
“Ooo.. yes suck, suck Mmm cock” Longcox shuttered as she gave a little gag to entice his spasms. Looking down, “Ooo Mmm fuck, look.. look at those jugs!” Wanting to squeeze them, to suck on them, hell even to fuck them!
Giving a little smirk with that gag butt sensing on more cock that needed to be pleased. The stroke came just as sudden as his approach.
“Oh my fuck.. so this.. Ooh fuckkk” Darvin stammered as Clarissa deep throated him too.
“This is finals week. Today they have Clarissa and myself going against Darvin and Longcox. Personally I think Clarissa has this handled just fine by herself” zooming in on Clarissa’s hand action while switching between cocks.
“Would you like to fuck me” Clarissa purred continuing to suck the pair off.
“Yes, yesss, Ooooh fucking yesssssssss” Longcox watching as Clarissa’s mouth left his cock with some thick spit trails.
Teething Darvin’s head as his pre-gasm answered all her questions. Standing without anything from the waist down. “Are you watching Mrs. Donavon” Clarissa had noticed her little orgasms from the corner of her eye.
Draping her arms around Longcox’s neck, wiggling her booty at Darvin. “Cum on boys show me what you have got” sliding down on Longcox’s cock.
“Oh fuckkk, she is sOoo..” Longcox could not finish his sentence even before he was so far inside of her cunt.
Grabbing Darvin’s cock and guiding it to the proper hole. The gasp she heard cuming from behind, Clarissa knew that these two where her bitch’s. “Grab my ass so I can bounce up and down on your cock’s” staring Longcox straight in the eyes. “Mmm yes, Ooo yesss I love the feel of two cocks pounding on my cunt on my asshole” Clarissa whispered to Longcox. Watching as he was holding back the inevitable. Hooking her arms around Darvin’s neck. “Pound my ass, Ooo yes.. Ooooh yesss” even though Darvin’s cock was not as long butt it’s girth made up for the difference. “Pound, pound Mmm asshole” Clarissa moaned.
“Ooooh fuckkk Mmm.. cum, cum now, Now.. Ooooh NOW!” Longcox shouted as his seed dripped from Clarissa’s pussy.
Hooking his neck, pulling him into her triple S’s. “My tits miss you, your mouth, your teeth, your suction” keeping him engaged so his cock would not go soft.
“Bet you would like to cream in my asshole.. to fill me up with your dreamy cum” this whole time Clarissa working her ass, getting Darvin right to the edge.
Nodding in a uncontrollable affirmative yes. “Please, Oh please, let me explode in your..” Darvin stammered. Being brought right to the edge so fast by a blonde bombshell and now left hanging without.. “Ooooh fuckkk Mmm Mmmm..” Darvin’s hips slammed forward as Clarissa deepthroated him. “OooohOooohOooohOoooh yesssssssss” reaching back for the podium to stabilize his weak knees.
“I sense that you would like (encasing Longcox’s cock in between her triple S’s) to pound on these naughty big natural tit’s” moving them up and down each independently along his cum soaked cock. “I like that” getting them in rhythm was as easy. Staring into his eyes while her tits bounced around his cock. Letting her spit drip down into the cleavage of her tit’s.
“Fuckkk Mmmmmmmmm Clarissa I’m OooOoooOoooo OooohOooohOooohOoooh” draining his nuts beyond what they normally would. His legs felt weak butt he had to escape. Pulling his cock from between those incredible tit’s, feeling his whole world being sucked dry in just a matter of seconds.
“Would you do the professor, Shhhh. I mean would you do the professor” the I will fuck you for a passing grade groups question was meet with Clarissa’s tight ass swaying towards the professor’s desk. “Fuck she is doing.. the professor!” Getting high fives all the way around, even from the other groups.
“What.. what is gOooing Ooh fuckkk” was Mrs. Donavon’s first words seeing the two male students drained.
“Oh you are just the bad professor now aren’t you” Clarissa pushed Mrs. Donavon’s chair to the wall. “Perhaps I could fix that for you” Clarissa seductively said. Jacking her seat back at a forty five degree angle.
“Wait.. what are you Ooo.. Oooo” Mrs. Donavon whispered half turned on by the sudden turn of events and half scared by the same.
The hot breath that flowed from Clarissa’s mouth got Mrs. Donavon wet instantly. “Mmm Mmmm, I will take this” Clarissa jiggled the double vibe that Mrs. Donavon was grinding against. “And now I..” jerking her legs forward till Mrs. Donavon’s ass was right on the edge of the seat. “..will eat you out even better then your little toy” was this some kind of time delay or did Clarissa actually finish that statement.
“Wait.. Ooo fuckkk” Mrs. Donavon’s hips responded before the rest of her could caught up.
“Ooo you are a bad, bad girl” butt instead of a hand spanking Mrs. Donavon’s clit, Clarissa’s tongue impacted with it. Grabbing Mrs. Donavon’s tits and clenching them so tight. “The only place your going is all over my tongue” where did that flick cum from cause there was no hard ending to the end of that sentence.
“OooOoooOoooo my fuckkk” pushing off from her seat. “Stop, stOoop.. OooOoooOoooo fuckkk Mmmmmmmmm” as the orgasm hit Mrs. Donavon hard.
Playing with her asshole was something new for Clarissa cause usually it would be her tongue flicking so deep in.. “Fuck I need to play with my own asshole butt..” the naughtiest thought crossed her mind.
“Fuck.. yesssssssss” giving Mrs. Donavon the orgasm that was hiding deep in her pussy.
Looking at the class, “It is up to you to make this decision” Mrs. Donavon said. Pointing to Darvin and Longcox, “Will it be these two or..” Swallowing hard as Mrs. Donavon pointed across the class. “Or Clarissa and Angie? There is three groups so each of you get one vote. That is one for the straight, one for the lesbians, and one for the I will fuck you for a passing grade. Talk amongst yourselves and cast your vote in this ballot box” patting the small box in the middle of everyone.

WET DREAMS UNIVERSITY 297 Trina Dream Master (FF MF MFF MFM ANAL BDSM BONDAGE SOLO TOYS 3F)

“Oh cum on” Clarissa sighed in a desperate attempt to win some sympathy. “Please, just.. tell me” what started at a normal time ended in a struggling whisper as A’drea pinned Clarissa against the wall.
One hand on Clarissa’s throat the other pinching, pulling at her left nipple. “Not until we get inside” A’drea seductively whispered back.
Grinning like a she had just won a pussy licking match, “Oh inside, Ooo ok” winking butt doubting that anybody saw it due to the blindfold.
“You are so bad (tugging on Clarissa’s arm), now go” swatting Clarissa on the bum as A’drea directed her towards the door.
Flashing four to the bouncer Butch, “All girls and yes it’s finals week so party time!” Giving her group complement to Butch as three girls padded by. “And I’m going treat one to Trina” even A’drea tremored slightly just by the mention of her name.
“She is working tonight. Say A’drea after your done with these college kids my bed is still empty if you get my drift” Butch running her hand from A’drea’s knee to her pussy. Stroking all the right places along the way.
“Sorry, I think I’ll stay with this one until” getting dangerously close to kissing Butch. “She leaves and drags my heart with her” grinning as she disappears thought the door.
“Let’s get plowed!” Pixel yelled looking at the hot pole dancers who graced the stage.
“Can I..” moving her hands up to take off her blindfold. “Can I please” flowing A’drea’s sex sent right to her lips. “Cuz if not then” biting her bottom lip and giving A’drea the once over.
“Or you’ll do what sweetie” that voice was not A’drea’s. “You’ve got one hell of a rack so I’m wondering” reaching out to grope Clarissa’s triple S’s, “What you’ll do to me.” This was not a question butt a statement.
Backing up in full reverse, “I’m sorry butt” not having time to spit those words out as Clarissa backed into another hard bod.
“Mmm, do you like Trina” came the seductive voice of a long time flame. Running her hands down, one in the front as A’drea’s fingers parted as the split in Clarissa’s cunt came up. The other gripping Clarissa’s right ass cheek, the thumb teasing Clarissa’s dark desire. “Moanday is her final class” spreading Clarissa’s pink.
“Today is Fuckday so..” Trina pressed her lips into Clarissa’s. Fingering her pink, using her extensive knowledge of how the female body worked to draw out the first orgasm in under sex seconds.
Frozen, unable to remove the blindfold. Butt her body bucked in response to Trina’s touch. Pinned between her lover and a total stranger, one who Clarissa had no idea of what to expect. “Butt, butt..” why can’t you say anything butt, “Butt”.
With the air whipping around Clarissa head Trina wondered if she knew what was going on. “If you insist” dragging her own tit’s down Clarissa’s back. The feel of controlling the pressure on her nipples was a definite turn on butt the fact that having someone else pinch and pull on her triple P’s made her cum more than once.
“Ooo.. my fuck” Clarissa moaned, her fingers now interlaced behind her head with A’drea holding them together. “Ohmifuck” squirted out of her mouth before anything else came out. “My.. my.. OooOoooOoooo yesss” the raging orgasm swallowed Clarissa.
“Mmm, so I take it you like” saying this and flicking Clarissa’s nip with her tongue where getting A’drea worked up as well.
Shaking her head yes, battling another orgasm where becuming a routine for Clarissa. “Yes, yesss, Ooooh fuck me yesssssssss” as Clarissa’s legs went weak.
“A’drea bring her this way so I can give her a real happy Fuckday licking” Trina purred.
Throwing Clarissa over her shoulder as the three of them weaved through the Lipstick Lesbian Club of the Star’s. “Yes I remember this path, following your cute bum to this room” A’drea reminisced.
Blind, on her knees, chest down, ass up in the air and two hotties feasting on both holes. “OooOoooOoooo fuckkk.. yesss fucking lick my.. my OooohOooohOooohOoooh” Clarissa screamed out in pure pleasure even though there was a long sticky mess of cum that ran down her legs.
“Mmm Mmmm, I see she likes having her asshole eaten out” as Trina’s tongue flicked at Clarissa’s clit. Dragging it back and following the pink skin even as it disappeared into her tight pussy.
“Does she now” spanking Clarissa’s ass. “I had no (plunging her tongue so deep in Clarissa’s asshole) idea” A’drea teased. “Butt yes she definitely like the anal tag team” touching there tongue together while eating out Clarissa.
“Fuckkk Mmmmmmmmm.. Fu.. OooohOooohOooohOoooh” no longer caring if she could see butt wanting them to lick deeper. Reaching back and pulling what little of her ass cheeks apart. “Lick.. lick, yes lick Mmm puss.. Mmmm asshOoole OooOoooOoooo yes OooohOooohOooohOoooh OooOoooOoooo OooohOooohOooohOoooh” Clarissa was having the biggest orgasm that was known to womankind.
“Okay, okay I’m..” as the next earth shattering orgasm hit.
“Thanks for the lick out” A’drea groped Trina’s ass.
“Anything for you sweets” blowing A’drea a kiss before shaking her ass in A’drea’s direction.
Pulling Clarissa back to her feet. Getting ready to unbuckle the leather blindfold. “Well first you must..” A’drea began only to be interrupted by Clarissa.
Kissing A’drea, fully on the lips with tongue. Cradling her head as Clarissa took control. “Thank you for” the final orgasm swept in as Clarissa moaned it out. “Just wait for tonight when I can see” that smile gave A’drea all the info that she needed.
Spanking Clarissa on the ass. “We have to catch up with Angie and Pixel, I’m pretty sure their on the third pitcher of beer” clawing Clarissa’s ass as they walked back to the Club’s Showroom. “I just wonder if Pixel has decided yet on her lick down” smirking at the look of lust that covered Pixel’s face.

Slope Side Fucking Ch. 1 [MF][Free use][Light DD/LG][Blowjob]

Amy emerged from the trail and coasted down the gentle slope to the slope side cafe. The sun was blinding on the white snow, but the view was incredible, snow covered peaks stretching into the distance. Distracted by the beautiful view she overshot the racks filled with skis and had to come to a sudden skidding stop right by the door of the cafe. Teetering for a moment, she began to fall over on her skis, before she was suddenly caught. She heard a voice say “Whoa there, you okay?” and looked up into the smiling face of Chris. He had caught her with his arms through hers, supporting her weight, and pressing her into his body. Chris was her high school friend’s husband, and they had never been so physically close before.

She levered herself up out of his grasp with a laugh, and popped her skis off. “Oh man thank you for catching me! I got distracted by the view. What happened to Rebecca and Sam?” Rebecca was Chris’ wife, and Amy’s childhood friend, while Sam was Amy’s husband. The group had left Los Angeles for the weekend to ski, staying together in a friend’s condo right off the slopes.

I Lost Myself in Mexico (Day 1)[M/F][Cheating]

My stomach lurched as the little boat swayed and dipped into Ensanada’s choppy harbor. The turbulence of the sea was one thing, but the smell of salt water mixing with the city’s hurricane of curious scents—which I’d nearly forgotten during our four hours spent chasing invisible whales along the coastline—washed over and capsized my gut.

The captain, a short, perpetually grinning Mexicano, had assured us that this was the perfect season for spotting gray whales, but all we’d seen were diving pelicans as the crew sputtered us around the two small islands just outside of All Saints Bay. Regardless, the crew and my fellow tourists enjoyed themselves, drinking beers brought aboard in big coolers and laughing every time the front of the boat crashed down over a big wave. I sat mostly in silence, scanning the horizon for the great mammals I never got to see, acutely aware that I was turning forty next week and nobody on the boat gave a shit. Or anyone else in the world, for that matter.

I Lost Myself in Mexico (Day 1)[M/F][Cheat][Con]

My stomach lurched as the little boat swayed and dipped into Ensanada’s choppy harbor. The turbulence of the sea was one thing, but the smell of salt water mixing with the city’s hurricane of curious scents—which I’d nearly forgotten during our four hours spent chasing invisible whales along the coastline—washed over and capsized my gut.

The captain, a short, perpetually grinning Mexicano, had assured us that this was the perfect season for spotting gray whales, but all we’d seen were diving pelicans as the crew sputtered us around the two small islands just outside of All Saints Bay. Regardless, the crew and my fellow tourists enjoyed themselves, drinking beers brought aboard in big coolers and laughing every time the front of the boat crashed down over a big wave. I sat mostly in silence, scanning the horizon for the great mammals I never got to see, acutely aware that I was turning forty next week and nobody on the boat gave a shit. Or anyone else in the world, for that matter.