The one where I got [M]y [F]irst handjob in the nation’s capital

After enjoying the stories on this subreddit for years, I’ve decided to finally write and share a few of my own. They will be in chronological order, so my first is my earliest proper “hookup” experience. I’ll say up front that my writing tends to run on the long side with lots of description and build-up. If that’s not your thing… you have been warned.

*Everyone in the story is 18+*

To set the scene: before graduating from High School, I attended this program in Washington DC with other students from across the country. The kind of thing where you get to miss a week of class to see how the US government works. In hindsight, it was probably a bit of a racket. But it was a fun experience that resulted in my first and most memorable handjob of my life.

[F]riends with [M]any Benefits Part 6 – Dog Park

My dog was getting rambunctious so I texted in our dog park group chat that we should head to the little league softball field (which we call The Dog Park). One was about to eat dinner, one wasn’t going to be home for a while, and one had her dog training class soon. He was down to join us as his dog was getting a little crazy too.

I got there before him. It was a bit hot out so I grabbed the water bowl and gallon of water and let my dog out of the car to go run around a bit and do his business. He pulled up and let his dog out of the car and he came running to mine to play. They started play fighting until he brought out the soccer ball. He and I kicked it around with our 2 dogs in the middle trying to get it from us.

I was starting to get uncomfortable in my long sleeve shirt so I took it off to reveal my sports bra. He suggested we take a break and go sit in the dugout since it’s three walls are blocking the sun and providing the perfect amount of shade. After a few minutes he still wasn’t cooling down so he took of his shirt as well to reveal his 6 pack.

dial-a-slut [FM]

this story actually takes place a little later in time than my title may lead one to believe, after many advancements in modern telecommunications gifted the world the wondrous craigslist personals.

i roamed those wild bulletin boards for a very brief time, just after i was divorced and before they were shut down – when the company tried to signal through their empty actions that they actually cared about the proliferation of sex trafficking online, but did nothing of real substance to truly tackle the issue.

during my brief interlude there i met a man, someone i lovingly called “sir.” he was everything i hadn’t realized i wanted before and he helped me define and find my heart’s true desires. we would spend hours wrapped up in each other’s minds and bodies, meticulously setting all the machinations in place for some truly deviant ideas to come alive. he showed me the heights one could reach when they put in all of the hard work and planning to get there and he gave me the single hotttest night of my life, i’ll tell that story soon.

How we Became Swingers With Our Best Friends Pt1 [Group]

Reposting since the first was taken down!

So, this is all a very true story, and will be multiple parts. It started years ago, and is still ongoing, so hopefully we will get a lot of stories out of it!

Me and my buddy grew up together, and my wife has been good friends with his wife for the last 8 years. My friend, we will call him Allen, is 31. About 6 months younger than me. He’s about 5’11, and has a stocky, strong country boy kind of build. A few extra pounds, but nothing crazy. He shaves his head bald but has a medium length, nicely maintained reddish beard. We’ve been friends since we were toddlers, and there’s not many secrets we keep from each other. We’ve always been each other’s wingmen. Would send each other hot girls, porn, show each other nudes of girls we were with. There had been times in HS that we jerked off to porn sitting on the same bed, and later in college, most embarassingly, had even fallen asleep naked a few times in the same bed after nights of partying/drinking. You know you’re comfortable with someone when you wake up with their morning wood wedged between your ass cheeks and just say “dude get your dick out of my ass, you’re getting pre-cum on me” lol. He is pretty average downstairs, about 6 inches. Pretty normal girth, but has a surprisingly prominent mushroom head.

Getting lucky in Las Vegas – in PUBLIC (30f) [FM]

Hen parties and hotels (or bachelorette parties and motels if you’re across the pond and/or aren’t a fan of alliteration) tend to be something of a dangerous combination. Home-spun hen parties can obviously still be wild and lurid affairs, but the locality and fact there’s always the prospect of ending up back in your own bed at the end of the evening does tend to gravitate proceedings toward the marginally less raucous outing. As a great philosopher once said ‘One does not shit in one’s own back yard’, after all.

When a hen party is combined with a night or indeed, god forbid, an entire weekend away however, the world becomes your oyster. Distance represents not only both literal and metaphorical freedom, but also distance from *consequences.*

Aka. What happens on a hen party, stays on a hen party.

All of which is why, when my dear friend Kaytee (Yes, that really is how it’s spelt. Yes, it’s utterly ridiculous as I tell her every time I’ve ever found myself writing it down. Yes, I even messaged her as I was writing this to comment on its ludicrousness. And yes, I’ve had *stern* words with her parents on multiple occasions) decided to tie the knot, myself and six other friends immediately made the decision to spend far more money than was sensible to indulge in just about the most cliched hen party you can imagine.

My Gold Duke of Edinburgh expedition took an unexpected turn (Part 3) [Group MF]

Imani and I went back to our own tents, Amy and Adam were in the guys tent currently and Millie and Rob were still in the girls tent. When I entered our tent, Amy and Rob were cuddled up under some sleeping bags. I told them I hoped I wasn’t interrupting, and got ready to go to sleep. I assumed Amy and Rob would eventually switch tent, however it didn’t turn out that way.

During the night I stirred to the sound of muffled moans. I woke up but didn’t move, my back was turned to Amy and Adam, but I could hear they were up to something. From what I could hear it sounded like Amy was being fingered by Adam, I could hear the squelchy moist sound of fingers being thrusted into a pussy. The muffled moans were definitely from Amy and not Adam. I laid there, listening to their fun debating whether I should subtly make them aware I was awake or if I should let them finish.

Some other videos from my girlfriend’s past [MF, MMF]

Previously I wrote about what’s going on with my girlfriend and m: [her past](https://www.reddit.com/user/blowoutsteam/comments/rvnyy4/my_girlfriends_past_and_how_i_learned_she_cheated/), [how I saw video proof that she cheated on me](https://www.reddit.com/user/blowoutsteam/comments/tooofj/how_my_girlfriend_cheated_on_me_with_the_help_of/), and [some contents of the videos I saw](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/tzqqim/update_1_on_how_my_girlfriend_cheated_on_me_with/).

It has been some time since I last checked in. There are some updates about Kate, me, and Eve, but I will post about them later. As a spoiler, both Kate and I, and Kate and Eve are on better terms now. I will write about the updates soon in another post, but I have time to spare and will talk about someone else now: Mary.

Multiple people asked me questions about who Mary is, why I mentioned her in my previous post, and it seemed odd to mention someone unrelated to the drama. I briefly mentioned Mary’s name because I thought about something she said about Kate and Eve, but I later decided not to do so. Mary is a relatively close friend of mine, and once was friends with both Kate and Eve. How close? Can’t say they were besties like Kate and Eve are, but they were close. Three of them (along with others) were part of a friend group for around two years in college until they fell apart. Mary and the others (Kate and Eve) got distant over an argument. The argument really is irrelevant; they argued over something about a class we took together (which I think Mary was on the right) and grew apart afterward. Mary’s name also came up a couple of times when Kate and I were talking about us, which I will tell you about later.

A Sexual Chronicle chapter 10 (finale): Our Climactic Orgy [MFF] (Exhibitionist/Voyeur/group)

[Chapter One](https://www.reddit.com/user/CaptainPervlord/comments/vbugjd/a_sexual_chronicle_chapter_1/)

[Chapter Two](https://www.reddit.com/user/CaptainPervlord/comments/ve20v0/a_sexual_chronicle_chapter_2/)

[Chapter Three](https://www.reddit.com/user/CaptainPervlord/comments/vgd9oq/a_sexual_chronicle_chapter_3/)

[Chapter Four](https://www.reddit.com/user/CaptainPervlord/comments/vjenig/a_sexual_chronicle_chapter_4_the_longawaited/)

[Chapter Five](https://www.reddit.com/user/CaptainPervlord/comments/vlkva4/a_sexual_chronicle_chapter_5_embracing_the/)

[Chapter Six](https://www.reddit.com/user/CaptainPervlord/comments/vnumfp/a_sexual_chronicle_chapter_6_showing_off_on_the/)

[Chapter Seven](https://www.reddit.com/user/CaptainPervlord/comments/vqv0x2/a_sexual_chronicle_chapter_7_photos_on_the_sand/)

[Chapter Eight](https://www.reddit.com/user/CaptainPervlord/comments/vty4ln/a_sexual_chronicle_chapter_8_making_new_friends/)

[Chapter Nine](https://www.reddit.com/user/CaptainPervlord/comments/vwwy03/a_sexual_chronicle_chapter_9_hard_and_exposed_in/)

Dani obviously came from money. Her parents’ place was huge and hidden up in the hills, overlooking the coast. The sleek modern building had floor to ceiling glass windows all around its living area, looking out onto a balcony wider than our apartment which housed the pool and spa we’d been promised. The parking space at the end of the driveway was comparable to our whole apartment. The three cars that had transported the lots of us from the beach found haphazard places to stop and let everyone out.

No one had put on any more than the most basic of coverups when we’d dressed. I don’t think anyone had bothered with underwear either. It seemed some of our friends in their cars had stripped off the moment they entered the driveway and were off public roads. Emma and Lily emerged from their vehicle already naked again and walked to the front door that way like it was nothing. Todd, who’d been driving, still wore his board shorts. Dani and James came out of their car with an opaque coverup and shorts on respectively. I decided to follow Emma and Lily’s example, and dropped my own shorts the moment I got out of the car. Sarah shimmied out of her playsuit, throwing it with our bags on the backseat. After a moment’s hesitation, Katie stripped nude as well. I rewarded her boldness with a long kiss and a quick tickle between the legs. Wet already.

Tag teamed my bartender friend in her inflatable pool on her rooftop deck [MFM] (Long)

I have a wild bartender friend Gaby that my wife and I have been seeing for a few years now. More on her [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/oussvw/the_kinky_bartender_mff/) if interested. As mentioned in that story the bar she works at is a college style bar where the girls create their own slutty uniforms and do a short dance routine every few hours on the bar as a bar tradition for more tips. While she is on the petite side she still turns heads and dresses punk rock/goth style often making it her own slutty style to work in.

Gaby, my wife and I became good friends and even better fuck buddies but we had yet to introduce her to our new friends of this past year, our neighbors Jamie and Kristen. My wife and Kristen recently took short girls trip away to go see a show in a neighboring city at the beginning of June and I thought it would be a good time to introduce Jamie to our bartender friend Gaby.

We had told Jamie and Kristen plenty of stories about her so when I invited Jamie out to go visit Gaby at her bar he was more than excited at the possibility of getting the chance to make a good impression and possibly bring her home with us.

[MFM] the first and only time I fucked a girl with another guy

This experience is the one and only time I shared a woman with another man . It was mid fall and like most days during this time in my life I was waking up to house full of people in my home after a night of heavy drinking. There were about 6 guys and 4 girls there and the way my friend group was set up is that everyone was extremely close.

We would cook breakfast for each other, laugh consistently, sing songs, it felt like something out of movie to be completely honest. For some reason this particular day everyone in the house was very touchy feely with each other, especially the girl who this story is about, “Amy”.

Now previous to this day I had never really thought about hooking up with Amy because she felt a lot like a little sister to me but I would be lying if I said I didn’t think she was attractive. She was a 5’5 pale white skin girl with shoulder length black hair perky breast and darker blue eyes.